If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

then their kids would have dreads

 

If Booker T ever went into Wendys again

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would say "Yeah, sucka, I'll take a Big Mac with some fries and an apple pie. Now can you dig it sucka?" Booker would then be told this is Wendys.

 

If the WWF did a storyline where Booker T really had to go inside Wendys

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then he'd get a biggie size fries and a frosty, mmmm mmmmm.

 

If Booker T became the official spokesperson for Wendys...

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would say "Take it from me, don't rob Wendys, spend your money to get some good hamburgers, SUCKA!"

 

If Triple H became a spokesman for HGH

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Lex Luger would be kissing his ass

 

If HHH and Lex Luger had a match

[Guest Tony149]

Then the makers of HGH would be getting a ton of air-time

 

If Steph took HGH

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Trips would accidentally call her Chyna during sex

 

If Steph and HHH do get married

[Guest Tony149]

Then HHH is the smartest man in wrestling

 

If McDonalds & Burger King wrestled in a "Winner take all" match

 

 

(Have you noticed a lot of things are now being repeated in this thread? It's almost time for it to say bye-bye.)

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then McDonalds would win after illegal use of the fries

 

If Ronald McDonald and Doink were in a cage match

[Guest Tony149]

Then Ronald would win after Don (His Dink) runs-in

 

If Jerry Lawler sued Burger King

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Jerry lawler would lose after Burger King counter-sues for gimmick infringement

 

If Eddy Guerrero and Rey Mysterio come back to the WWF

[Guest Tony149]

Then they'll get jobbed to bigger guys

 

If Hall & Nash became jobbers

[Guest goodhelmet]

(they already are LOL)

 

then Nash doesn't have the backstage pull he once had

 

If Nash ever performed a moonsault

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would miss and break his neck

 

If Chris Benoit became Nash's bitch

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I would stop watching WWF wrestling.

 

If Benoit put Nash in the Crossface and squeezed til his eyes popped out

[Guest Tony149]

Then most would be happy

 

If the WWF is creative

[Guest goodhelmet]

then they would make compelling tv

 

If Hall steals HHH's stash of HGH

[Guest CED Ordonez]

the HHH comes right back and steals the beer keg from Hall.

 

If Austin and Hall had a Keg on a poll match

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Hall would shoot on Austin and take the beer.

 

If Hall became world champion

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it's because of his friendship with HHH

 

If HHH and Chris benoit were good friends

[Guest]

then all hell would brek lose.

 

 

All hell breaks lose and...

[Guest goodhelmet]

(I'm assuming you mean if all hell breaks loose)

 

then the spawn of Satan will be flying amongst us

 

If Stephanie is the Spawn of Satan

[Guest Tony149]

Then it proves why he keeps coming back

 

If Vince says he really Satan

 

 

(Well, this is my last post on these kinds of threads.)

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I would believe it

 

If Vince were to fire Stone Cold

 

(say it isn't so man!!! )

[Guest Tony149]

(Dammit goodhelmet, I have to pull a Foley to answer your question. Yes, after this I won't post in these threads.)

 

 

Then Austin would take a monstor truck and drive it into Titan Towers, then kick McMahon's ass

 

 

If Austin kicked McMahon's ass

[Guest goodhelmet]

then McMahon would deserve every single bit of pain he received

 

If HHH defeats Austin in his retirement match

[Guest dreamer420]

then HHH will defeat the rock in a retirement match soon after.

 

if the nwo recruits a new member it should be..

[Guest The Man in Blak]

then the nWo would recruit Justin Credible, since he's the waterboy for the clique and all.

 

If ECW didn't bring in the Great Sasuke just to job to Justin Credible...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then maybe Sasuke would have stuck around the US a little longer

 

If the Great Sasuke would have stayed along with TAKA

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then the WWF wouldn't have had to push Brian Christopher.

(though they would have anyway...*sigh*)

 

If Oklahoma didn't feud with Madusa for the WCW Cruiserweight Title...