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Guest dreamer420
Posted

there could be a little pride left on the belt.

 

If the WWF signed Lex Luger

Guest TheDames7
Posted

Then that would be the nail in the coffin.  

 

If Flair's Raw Brand was better than Smackdown....

 

Dames

Guest The Man in Blak
Posted

Then Vince would probably dissolve the split and/or take credit for it.

 

If Paul Roma returned to the WWF and reformed the Four Horsemen...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then it would probably be the worst 4 Horsemen ever

 

If Vince McMahon stole HHH's steroids

Guest TheDames7
Posted

Then Vince would start dating Stephanie :)

 

If Rock goes to Hollywood...

 

Dames

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then the WWF will lose their premiere player

 

If Vince and the Rock got into an argument

Guest TheDames7
Posted

Then Rock will go home, sit out and be a "free agent"

 

If Austin came back heel...

 

Dames

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then the WWF would be making a mistake

 

If hogan and Austin ever have a match

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then Austin would win and Hogan would go on Regis and claim he lost because his hemroids were acting up and as such he was unable to drop the big leg because of the great discomfort it would cause him.

 

If Hogan's finisher wasn't the legdrop

Guest areacode212
Posted

then it would be something equally impressive and awe-inspiring, such as the Tornado Punch or a back bodydrop.

 

If Hardcore Holly's arm hadn't been broken,

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then his tough guy image wouldn't be as strong.

 

If RVD didn't potatoe wrestlers

Guest areacode212
Posted

then Kurt Angle's wife wouldn't have been mad with him.

 

If RVD slept with Kurt Angle's wife,

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then RVD would be in for an "Olymic" ass whipping

 

If Kurt and RVD fought in UFC (I'd like to see this)

Guest The Man in Blak
Posted

Then Angle couldn't complain about RVD "stiffing" him.

(But they'd have a hell of a match.  ;)   )

 

If Rob Van Dam challenged Jean Claude Van Damme to a thumb wrestling match...

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then it would be a draw when RVD pulled out his weed and Jean Claude broke out the coke and they decided to party.

 

If RVD used his real last name instead of Van Dam

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

he would need a new catchphrase

 

If Vince McMahon got arrested for prostituition

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then the media would have another reason to laugh at him

 

If Vince McMahon was a prostitute

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

then he'd be the one who gets screwed all the time

 

If Stephanie McMahon was a prostitute

Guest areacode212
Posted

Then I'd be the first on the corner with a wad of cash and a rubber

 

If Triple H started posting here,

Guest Shaved Bear
Posted

he would be the most INTENSE poster ever

 

if RVD and Benoit main evented a PPV this year

Guest ShamRock
Posted

then half of the arena would be leaving.

 

If Jericho fingered Stephanie on RAW...

Guest The Man in Blak
Posted

Then the PTC would blast McMahon with all sorts of complaints and Ryder could finally say "Raw is Porn" again.

 

If Bob Ryder, Chris Hyatte, Rick Scaia, and Scott Keith were all playing poker...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then someone would accuse someone else of cheating and a big brawl would erupt

 

If Scott Keith became a wrestler

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

he'd be over critical of his ring style, quit and never be heard of again. Or be killed by Taker and HHH for his criticism.

 

If Hulk Hogan faced Jericho....

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then Jericho would be squashed like a grape

 

If Hogan breaks another rib this year

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then he wouldn't be able to pull off those moonsaults and topes he's always doing.

 

If UT turned face...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then it would be another senseless turn not needed

 

If Taker and Hogan fight again

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then Hogan would get his job back from Survivor Series 91.

 

If Mr. Perfect won the 1990 Royal Rumble...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he may have been elevated to world title holder

 

If Hogan had as much talent as Mr. Perfect

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then his popularity would be justified

 

If Vince Russo booked the women's division

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