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Guest Some Guy
Posted

His carrer would be over.

 

If Rick Rude never broke his back...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would still be swivelling his hips

 

If Edge and Christian aren't really brothers

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he would of been a real World Champ.

 

 

If Bret Hart never got hurt by Goldberg

Guest Some Guy
Posted

He'd be back in WWF kicking Vince's ass

 

If owen never died..

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would still be bitter about 1997.

 

If Shawn Micheals would have jobbed to Shane douglas

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then Douglas wouldn't be so pissed.

 

If Hall & Nash never went to WCW

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then we may have seen some decent tag team title matches.

 

If Kevin Nash cut his hair

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he would no longer have the best hair in wrestling and would be worthless.

 

If X-Pac wasn't friends with people in higher places

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd be in jail after getting caught selling pinners to 12 year olds.

 

If Tajiri spoke English

Guest Tony149
Posted

The he'd get a push.

 

If Vince McMahon was a fan of wrestling

Guest Some Guy
Posted

We would like im more.

 

If Hogan wrestled like Flair

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then they would have erected statues of him over America

 

If Brutus Beefcake looked in the mirror

Guest Some Guy
Posted

He'd realize he needs a new barber.

 

If Shawn never threw Marty through that window

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he'd see a guy who sucks.

 

If the nWo was successful in the past

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then it would draw money?

 

If Jerry Lawler saw the Kat now

Guest Some Guy
Posted

It doesn't mean they'll be successful in the future.

 

If Sid didn't break his leg...

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he would probably be in the WWF

 

If Sid wasn't so tall

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then there would truly be no justice

 

If Don King got a haircut

Guest Some Guy
Posted

I'd still hate him.

 

If Tyson wasn't a complete whacko

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he might still be married to Robin Givens

 

IF Alex Wright wasn't german

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he's something else

 

If a dollar turned into $100

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I'd still be broke

 

If Bob Backlund were world champion today

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

...then Hogan would still be considered a rising young star.

 

If WWF women wrestled like they do in Japan,

Guest Some Guy
Posted

They'd be dead.

 

If Austin weren't crippled up

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then his *** matches would be **** matches easily

 

If Misawa was in the WWF

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then most (casual) fans would say "Who the fuck is that?"

 

If Japanese wrestling became more like the WWF

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

then I'd be weak seeing who gets stuck with the Chuck & Billy gimmick.

 

If the WWF were more like Puro

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then there would be more wrestling.

 

 

If Vince McMahon retired

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then workrate might comeback

 

If Linda wasn't boring...

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

then she'd have more TV time like the other McMahons.

 

If Vince McMahon aligned with Antonio Inoki

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