If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

then every match would take place in mud or jello with mandatory nudity

 

If Goldberg saw Russo on the street

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

he'd spear him, take his balls and shove him down his own throat.

 

If Goldberg saw HHH on the street...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he'd run away because Trips is too INTENSE!

 

If HHH and Kevin Nash got busted for pot possession

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

HHH would blame it on some punk kid who's too big for his britches. Chris Jericho. Jericho would then be put in jail and raped by his inmate, who was manipulated by HHH to do so.

 

If HHH had personality...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it might be easier to overlook his current mediocre wrestling skills

 

If HHH is too injured to defend his title

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then he should be stripped and sent out to pasture because his purpose has been fulfilled.

[Guest goodhelmet]

You forgot your If so I'll go again

 

 

If RVD wins the World title

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

(whoops)

then his reign will be short lived and he'll eventually drop to...that's right, HHH.

 

If HHH wasn't INTENSE...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Stephanie wouldn't be with him and Vince would have never pushed him

 

If Jericho or RVD was INTENSE

[Guest JAMES900]

They'd be buried by the WWF

 

If the wwf actually pushed the people with the gretest wrestling talent

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Benoit would be the current WWF champion

 

If the Big Show was the current WWF champion

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then Russo would be booking, test would be engaged to Steph and Mick would still be active. But Hunter wouldn't INTENSE just yet.

 

If Hogan made wrestling huge again...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then we'd have to see his sorry ass on tv for another 5 years even though he is older than fucking dirt

 

If The Rock and Hogan ever wrestled again

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then Rock would have turned heel so he isn't made to look like a complete fucking tool when the fans turn on him for the 254th time.

 

If the fans turn on the Rock again...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Vince would have no choice but to turn him heel even though he doesn't want to

 

If Ernest Miller and Glacier were signed by the WWF

[Guest JAMES900]

Ratings would go through the roof!

 

If the ratings went through the floor

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then Ernest Miller and Glacier would be main eventing

 

If HHH was given an extra 40 minutes of camera time...

[Guest JAMES900]

Everyone in the IWC would write about glass celins

 

If HHH was taken off tv forever

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Very few in the IWC would care right now.

 

If HHH held down RVD and Jericho for the next 5 years

[Guest dreamer420]

Then in 5 years when HHH retires Jericho and RVD will get what they deserve.

 

If Mr. Perfect actually won a match...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the WWF could justify bringing him in

 

If Mr. Perfect was friends with HHH

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he HHH would get him pushed to the ME and then sqaush him.

 

If Hall wasn't a drunk

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would probably be a bible-toting zealot

 

If Hall and Nash have a falling out

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Hall wold lose his job.

 

If RVD quits WWF and shows up on a WWA PPV with the IC belt

[Guest dreamer420]

then Vince would have him killed.

 

If Vince had RVD killed...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then ECW mutants evet where would cry uncontrollably into their official "tattered Taz towel"

 

If Tommy Dreamer wasn't crippled

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would still be just an average wrestler

 

 

If Tommy Dreamer receives a push

[Guest Some Guy]

Then the Mutants would would love Vince.

 

If the Mutants ever loved Vince

[Guest goodhelmet]

then every belt would be held by a former ECW star

 

If ECW would not have gone bankrupt

[Guest Some Guy]

Then they still would suck like they did in 2000 due to no roster depth and repetitive booking.

 

If Heymen got the book in WWF with no veto power from Vince