If-then statements

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

it wouldn't matter cause he's still 5'2.

 

If Perfect and Bossman won the tag titles...

[Guest]

What?

[Guest goodhelmet]

then we would be thrown back into 1990.

 

If Saba Simba was the IC champion

[Guest dreamer420]

he'd be in the New Nation of Domination

 

If the NOD reformed...

[Guest WWF4Life]

then D'Lo Brown would finally return to Raw

 

If the Disciples Of Apocalypse reformed

[Guest dreamer420]

kronik would be no more.

 

If Kronik broke up...

[Guest ShamRock]

Scott Keith would quit to give matches -***** ratings

 

If Owen came back and never died

[Guest goodhelmet]

then no one care

 

 

If Hulk Hogan tore his bicep

[Guest dreamer420]

then we'd be getting nashamania for the next three months.

 

If TAKA doesn't resign with the WWF...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it's the WWF's loss

 

If TAKA and Funaki ever main evented Smackdown

[Guest dreamer420]

it would have been cancelled long ago.

 

If Hogan ever has to main event a jakked...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then there is justice in this world

 

If Hogan and Funaki had a match on Jakked

[Guest dreamer420]

you know it would end with a big boot and a leg drop.

 

If Molly Holly's heel turns works...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then she becomes Women's champ.

 

If they never did bra and panties matches

[Guest goodhelmet]

then we would have missed out on some free t&a

 

If Tajiri and RVD were a tag team

[Guest Some Guy]

Then they would be called "The Educated Feet" by JR

 

If JR ever came up with new cliches

[Guest goodhelmet]

then maybe we could put Slobberknocker and Hoss and By Gawd to rest

 

If Jerry Lawler spoke like JR

[Guest Some Guy]

Then I would mute Raw.

 

If Hogan wrestles HHH at Backlash

[Guest goodhelmet]

then we will be lucky if it's *

 

If HHH and Hogan have a **** match

[Guest Some Guy]

Then a lot of Smarks would have to eat crow.

 

If the Smarks ever admitted they were wrong

[Guest goodhelmet]

then they would spin it so they were actually right

 

If Bossman was a favorite of the Smarks

[Guest Some Guy]

Then the smarks would have gone fucking nuts.

 

If the Smarks go fucking nuts

[Guest The Man in Blak]

Then a lot of the higher ups in the WWF would probably laugh their ass off.

 

If Bret Hart returned to the WWF...

 

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[Guest Some Guy]

Then we wouldn't have been blessed with the masterpiece of workrate that was Scott Hall vs. Steve Austin.

 

If Flair never Whoooed

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the crowd would remain silent during the Canadien violence

 

If Benoit, Flair and Steamboat had a chopping contest

[Guest Shaved Bear]

only smarks would care

 

If Vince McMahon got shot by an audience member during a smackdown...

[Guest dreamer420]

it could very well kill prowrestling as we know it.

 

If XPW gets a national TV deal...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then wrestling would receive an even worse reputation

 

If Tajiri blew mist into Hogan's eyes

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

he'd be fired for upstaging Hogan's moveset

 

If Hogan faced Austin at summerslam...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would end in a big shmozz because niether would want to job

 

If Hogan had Austin's talent