If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

then we might as well call HHH the owner of the company

 

If Lesnar kicks HHH in the head

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Lesner would be a hero on th Board.

 

If Lesner jobs to Crash in his 1st TV match

[Guest]

then nothing new would happen.

 

 

If John Tenta wasn't so damn fat, then........

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he wouldn't have gotten over as a fat guy pretending to be a Naturl Disaster.

 

If Typhoon made a comeback

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then upon his entrance, he'd trip and make an idiot of himself. The fans would pelt him with trash, and he'd never be seen again.

 

If Jericho were to take up the Doink gimmick...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then "Doink" would be a living legend and larger than life.

 

If Bret went to HBK's house and shaved his head and beat him up

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then shawn would be a bald headed, crippled no good selfish bastard with no smile.

 

If Nash retired...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I would be the first to say "Good Riddance"

 

If Nash became WWF champion again

[Guest Some Guy]

Then HHH would bury him (Who's the worse of 2 evils?)

 

If HHH and the Kliq had a falling out

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then we'd have one less headache.

 

If Hogan's pop started dimishing next week...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd be gone within 2 months

 

If Hogan keeps drawing for 3 more years (red & yellow feather boas sell tickets you know. )

[Guest dreamer420]

then he is the trus icon of pro wrestling.

 

If Koko B. Ware signs with the WWF...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then we get to here his kick ass theme song again!

 

If Frankie the Bird wrestled HHH

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Frankie would have the upper hand until he started pecking at HHH's pimples, sending Trips into roid rage and giving Frankie the knee to the head, thus smashing Frankie's brain.

 

If Owen Hart and Koko B. Ware were a team today

[Guest Some Guy]

LOL

 

then Frankie would have flown up and caught him.

 

if Storm and Rhyno teamed up

[Guest dreamer420]

we should have new tag champs.

 

If Rhyno returns bigger and stonger than ever...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then we should have a new IC champ

 

If RVD and Rhyno feud

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then the product will probably be stellar or at least good matches.

 

If X-pac won the title...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then hemight be the worst champion ever

 

If Mark henry squeezed X-Pac in a bearhug

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then pac would fart out the entire stash he smoked earlier that night.

 

If Kurt Angle and Jericho fueded...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be the best feud in the WWF right now

 

If RVD and Eddy Guerero fight at backlash

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then the match will most likely rock, but both will be squashed the next week by, you guessed it, HHH.

 

If sean shannon came back to the smarks...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be under a pseudonym because the gut would get flamed

 

If Steve Corino wrestled in the WWF

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then he'd blade in every match.

 

If Rob Black ran the WWF...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then i would stop watching

 

If Koko B. Ware ran the WWF

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then I would stop watching as well.

 

If Vince fired half the roster...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he would have eliminated most of the crap.

 

If Vince hired Sid, El Gigante, Big Sky, Tatanka, and the Harris brothers to ten year contracts

[Guest]

I would lead a strike against the WWF.

 

 

If the Yeti never appeared at Halloween havoc then........

[Guest Some Guy]

Then the world would have been deprived of seeing a 7' Mummy and the Giant double hump Hogan.

 

If Giant really fell off of Cobo Hall

[Guest]

The Dungeon angle would have ended qucikly and we would have spared from the pain of Uncensored 96.

 

 

If the Final Solution became a Top Superstar, then..........