If-then statements

[Guest dreamer420]

then I would know who the Final Solution is.

 

If Rico turned on Billy & Chuck...

[Guest]

then I would know who the Final Solution is.

 

If Rico turned on Billy & Chuck...

The Final Solution appeared at Uncensored 96 to beat p Hulk Hogan.  His name was so offensive, he was dropped from the WCW.  The name unintentionaly implied Hitler's Holocaust.  The Solution went on to become Bane in Batman & Robin.

[Guest]

Stupid assed double post.

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Billy and Chuck would lose there sense of style.

 

If Chuck didn't look like a total moron

 

(The Final solution's real name is Jeep Swenson, he was a bodybuilder with huge arms and a friend of Hogan. He died shorthly after Batman & Robin came out.)

[Guest dreamer420]

then Billy would look like a moron on his own.

 

If Rico gets a mega push...

 

(i know who jeep swenson is but didn't know who he was as a pro wrestler.  thanks for the info guys)

[Guest WWF4Life]

then Triple H would squash him and make him Steph's stylist

 

If Dawn Marie flirts with HHH

[Guest dreamer420]

simon diamond will kick hhh's ass.

 

If Dawn Marie and Lance Storm get teamed together...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Stephanie will reteam with HHH so they can squash the newly reformed duo like a bug

 

If Stephanie looked like Stacy Keibler

[Guest]

WWF would have created the 1st Miss Hancock.

 

 

If Hulk Hogan never went to WCW, then......

[Guest dreamer420]

the WWF would be dead now and WCW would own it.

 

If Randy Savage signed with the WWF...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then the nostalgia trip will be almost complete.

 

If Vince signed Piper

[Guest dreamer420]

we would get to see Piper dance once again.

 

If Vince signed Rena Mero and Chyna back...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd need Sunny to complete the 3 chick ego trip.

 

If Sunny wasn't pale, dumpy, and a crack head (have u seen her nudes? She doesn't look to good.)

[Guest dreamer420]

then I'd like to bang her.

 

If Sunny and Missy wanted a threesome with you today...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I would have to be shitfaced to accept

 

if Stacy and Torrie were interested in a 3way with you

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

I would have died and gone to heaven.

 

If Chuck and Billy wanted a 3way

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it better be with Goldust

 

If Goldust wasn't related to Dusty Rhodes

[Guest]

He would still scare me, along with Rhodes.

 

If Bastion Booger had a different name, it would be.......

[Guest]

the Sickeningly Disgusting Evil Nose Mucus Man.

 

If Vince McMahon sold WWFE to Ted Turner.....

[Guest Some Guy]

Then WCW & WWF would be out of business.

 

If ECW were the only promotion left

[Guest goodhelmet]

then wrestling would be at its lowest point ever financially

 

If Big Poppa Pump would have been part of the Invasion

[Guest]

he would be the Alliance's answer to HHH.

 

 

If Hogan actually learned how to wrestle......

[Guest goodhelmet]

then maybe the Smarks would not be so critical of him

 

If Scott Steiner went to roid rage around Vince McMahon

[Guest]

Vince would have to choose between him and HHH.

 

 

If Kevin Sullivan was never a booker, then.......

[Guest goodhelmet]

Chris Benoit may have never left WCW

 

If Chris Benoit feuds with Hulk Hogan upon his return

[Guest chirs3]

If Chris Benoit feuds with Hulk Hogan upon his return

 

... then Christian will have a legitimate reason to throw a temper tantrum.

 

If Chyna is ever rehired...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then she would job to Steph within two weeks, tops!

 

If Chyna and HHH ever reunited

[Guest]

They would have a child, that strangely resembles Scott Steiner.

 

If there was no Brother Love, then.........

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Morton Downey Jr. would never have appeared on a Wrestlemania

 

If the WWF had Doom instead of Men On A Mission

[Guest]

King of the Ring  95 wouldn't have sucked.

 

 

If the Dungeon had top superstars instead of obscure men, then.........