If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

maybe all of 1995 WCW would not have sucked so bad

 

If Brutus Beefcake returned to the WWF

[Guest]

more gimmicks would eventually show up.

 

If Stephanie remained innocent, then.....

[Guest goodhelmet]

she wouldn't have been involved with HHH or test

 

If Steph returns within the next two weeks

[Guest]

She would  probably be there to show bigger implants (not trying to start a rumor, just a guess)

 

 

If John Tenta had another gimmick it would be.............

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be the Earthshark

 

If DDP would not have jobbed to the undertaker

[Guest WWF4Life]

then it would have been Booker T

 

if the A.P.A. were really locker room leaders

[Guest]

the Tag teams wouldn't have been split.

 

 

If Hogan beat the Warrior at WM 6, then........

[Guest ShamRock]

Hogan would've won.

 

If Ric Flair was a terrible wrestler...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he wouldn't be God.

 

If Flair's carreer was ennded by the plane crash

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the wrestling world would have missed out on a legend

 

If Ric Flair and Rick Steamboat would have been a tag team

[Guest Some Guy]

Then they would have been the best ever.

 

If Steamer didn't fuck up his back

[Guest Shaved Bear]

he'd still be tearing it up

 

If for WM III instead of Savage-Steamboat, we got Savage-Bundy, and Steamboat fought midgets and hillbilly jim...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then that show would totaly suck.

 

If Flair wrestled Hogan at Mania 8

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be the first time Hogan squashed Flair

 

If Hogan and Flair would have never wrestled

[Guest Some Guy]

Then every booker in the world would have been retarded.

 

If Vince admitted he made a mistake

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be the first sign of the Apocalypse

 

If Dean Malenko and Chris Benoit were 6'4

[Guest Some Guy]

Benoit would be WWF Champ adn Malenko would still be retired.

 

If Benoit had mic skills like Rock

[Guest]

he would still be the Crippler but he could talk.

 

 

If everyone just decided just to go on strike by not jobbing to Hogan, then.......

[Guest Some Guy]

Then nobody would job to Hogan and he'd quit.

 

If Hogan gets the strap and refuses to lose it.

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Vince will Montreal him

 

If Vince and Hogan had a match

[Guest Some Guy]

Then both would potato each other and Vince would run, Hogan would chase him and I would laugh at to old guys running.

 

If Hogan's knees weren't fucked up

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would still be a shitty wrestler

 

If ultimate Warrior signed with the WWF

[Guest Some Guy]

Then we'd be 1 step closer to WCW 98

 

If Benoit came back with the UW gimmick

[Guest]

Benoit would no sell everyone's moves and scream like a freaking lunatic.

 

If the Shockmaster never fell..........

[Guest Some Guy]

Then the gimmick still would have flopped.

 

If Konnan comes back to WWF as Max Moon.

[Guest]

It just adds evidence to the theory that Vince is out of ideas.

 

 

If Vince Russo returned to the WWF.......

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

Stacy Keibler becomes pregnant.

 

If the York Foundation was reformed...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Terri would have something to do and JR would get to make Red Rooster jokes.

 

If Terry Taylor came back to book

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

Then the Bossman will steal the coffin of someones dad.

 

If Big Bossman won the WWF Title

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would surpass Kevin Nash as the lowest drawing champion ever

 

If Kevin Nash were to win the WWF title