If-then statements

[Guest Some Guy]

Then I'd shoot my self.

 

If Mr. Fuji was booking WWF

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

The Orient Express win the tag team titles

 

If the tag team titles were scrapped

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Vince could add another brainfart to his collection

 

If Vince and Steph were tag champs

[Guest]

the only person to beat them would be Hogan & HHH.

 

If the stinkface had a different name it would be......

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be the Rikishi Rump Shaker

 

If Rikishi lost 150 lbs

[Guest]

He would be just a guy in a thong? *shudders*

 

If Yokozuna, Andre the Giant, Rick Rude, & Owen Hart came back to the WWF, then.......

[Guest goodhelmet]

I would start believing in miracles

 

If Owen Hart and andre the Giant were at tag team

[Guest Some Guy]

Then I would mark for Rude and Owen.

 

If Owen never died

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he and Chris Benoit would have put on multiple ***** matches

 

If Chris Benoit and Owen Hart were a tag team

[Guest]

He would have proved again that he is better than Bret.

 

 

If Vince never screwed Bret at SS 97......

[Guest Some Guy]

Then there never would have been the WWF attitude boom.

 

If Austin never came back form his surgery

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would have left with as little fanfare as Foley

 

If HHH never came back from surgery

[Guest Some Guy]

Then the Smarks would have less to bitch about.

 

If E & C re-united

[Guest]

That would so total reek of suckiness.

 

If the Natural Disasters reunited........

[Guest Some Guy]

Then THAT would so wreak of sucktitude.

 

If Swartzenegger became a wrestler

[Guest goodhelmet]

then his wrestling would rival his promo skills

 

If Jesse Ventura were still a WWF announcer

[Guest Some Guy]

Then I woudl be happy, the Body rules.

 

If Gorrilla were still alive and announcing

[Guest goodhelmet]

then even the bad matches would be somewhat watchable

 

If Superstar Billy Graham never took steroids

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he might be able to walk right now.

 

If Dynamite Kid never took roids

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the British bulldogs would never have been tag champs

 

If Davey Boy Smith and Bret Hart got into a real fight

[Guest dreamer420]

it would probably take place in the dungeon.

 

If Slick was hired by flair?

[Guest JAMES900]

The more nostalgia would be runnin' wild

 

If Hogan had never gotten a big pop at wrestlemaina

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

he would be jobbing to everyone in sight. (I would hope)

 

If Sting came to the WWF

[Guest JAMES900]

He be jobbin' to hogan in no time

 

If all the Mcmahons spontanously die

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

JR runs the WWF.

 

If JR runs the WWF

[Guest JAMES900]

Bradshaw and Bull Bucahnon are main eventing Wrestlemania

 

 

If Bradshaw and bull main event wrestlemania...

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

We would get 20 minutes of punch punch punch...KICK!

 

If Hogan wins the WWF title at Backlash

[Guest JAMES900]

Then everyone on the IWC would cry flooding the earth

 

If Hogans pop ran out before backlash

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Backlash would be changed to HHH-Undertaker and Hogan-Crash on Heat.

 

If Hogan never retired

[Guest JAMES900]

Then were gonna have another 30 years worth of backrakes and leg drops

 

 

If hogans leg locked up while he was doing the big boot.