If-then statements

[Guest Tony149]

Then Satan has a son

 

If Vince bought a Japanese wrestling company

[Guest CED Ordonez]

then reports of monopoly attempt would soon follow

 

If the WWF hadn't fumbled the InVasion angle

[Guest Tony149]

Then they split the roster with the re-launched WCW show, and make a ton of money.

 

If Dusty Rhodes was booking the WWF

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Flair would be jobbing to Crash Holly

 

If David was given the World title...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the WWF would be drawing 1.5's in the ratings

 

If Toshiaki Kawada found his teeth

[Guest Tony149]

Then he'd have a full set. (Don't watch much Japanese wrestling. Took a guess)

 

If Dave Meltzer wrestled Bob Ryder

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Meltzer would kick fatass 1Bob from here to New York.

 

If Jim Ross had any intelligence

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would tell the world what the #### "booger red" means.

 

If JR didn't wear his cowboy hat

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then he wouldn't care for hosses

 

If Jim Ross were booking...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Kane, Bradshaw and Undertaker would have a monopoly on every title in the company including the cruiser and women's title.

 

 

If razor ramon never had a ladder match

[Guest Tony149]

Then Albert & Undertaker would be main eventers.

 

If JR had a dime for everytime he said something involving an animal

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he'd have alot of dimes

 

If Hillbilly Jim shaved off his hair

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would look different

 

 

If all the trolls went away

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Tony149 and Goodhelmet would be discussing wrestling in the WWF folder, thus increasing their post count.

 

 

If San Antonio really is the heart of Texas

[Guest Tony149]

Then we are the heart and soul of the U.S.A.

 

If Mick Foley had missed the table at KOTR '98

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he'd never have wrestled another match or written a book.

 

If Mr. Fuji was still wrestling

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would be in the nWo.

 

If Bobby Heenan was still an announcer

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would explain how Hogan is the biggest piece of trash on the face of this earth.

 

If Jesse Ventura weren't governor of Minnesota

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would be in Hollywood.

 

If The Rock's new movie bombs

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the The Mummy2 would be his only successful film

 

If George the Animal Steele choked on a turnbuckle

[Guest Tony149]

Then Vince gets sued

 

If Linda has charisma

[Guest goodhelmet]

then she would be the only McMahon with any

 

If Shane returns to the WWF

[Guest Tony149]

Then doomsday is about to happen...for the WWF.

 

If Stephanie can stay off TV for more than 3 months

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be a fucking miracle

 

If Johnny B. badd returned to the Wwf

[Guest Tony149]

Then his manager would be Pat Patterson

 

If Paul Heyman told Vince McMahon what he really thought of him

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Paul Heyman wouldn't have a job

 

 

If Rhyno and Benoit formed a tag team

[Guest Tony149]

Then they would be jobbed because they would get over

 

If Steve Austin quit the WWF

[Guest goodhelmet]

then other wrestlers would follow resulting in a mass exodus.

 

If the Big Show were fired tomorrow

[Guest Tony149]

Then everybody would say "3 years too late, Vince."

 

If the Hardy Boyz & Lita get more stale

[Guest goodhelmet]

then there pops would rival those of HHH.

 

 

If the split fails