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Guest Some Guy
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Then it's time to Gas up the Lex Express for another OH so successful run at the top.

 

If Luger didn't start to suck in 91

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then his wwf run might have been successful.

 

If Luger won the wwf title back in 93...

Posted

It would have been the Hulk Hogan era part 2.

 

 

If Hulk Hogan was the President of the US.......

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then he'd go to war with Iraq, no sell their military (I think we already did that in 91;))  and finsih of Sadam with the Legdrop of Doom~!.

 

If Hogan was a coke head

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He might have actual wrestling moves.

 

 

If John Tenta was President and Fred "Tugmaster" Ottman was Vice-President.........

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then Japan and San Fran would be scard to death.

 

If Roddy Piper were President

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then Hogan still wouldn't job the title to him.

 

If Kevin Nash's knees weren't fucked up...

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He wouldn't have any excuses on why no to wrestle.

 

If Kevin Nash became President........

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would be the next one to get assassinated

 

If Chris Benoit was American

Guest dreamer420
Posted

he wouldn't be a rabid wolverine anymore.

 

If Chris Jericho was Japanese...

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

he'd be jobbing to HHH on a regular basis. Oh, wait...

 

If Kurt Angle was black...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then him and Mark Henry would already have formed a team

 

If Mark Henry became WWF champion

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then he would be over with the fans and not a waste of money.

 

If D'Lo Brown wins the Europeon title...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then it would be 1998 all over again

 

If the European belt disappeared tomorrow

Posted

I would hope and pray that the Hardcore title goes next.

 

 

If Paul Heyman was elected President......

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would be our first Jewish president

 

If ECW was ran by Ole Anderson

Posted

The wrestlers wouldn't speak, but be dubbed by his voice.

 

 

If Vince Russo was elected President.......

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then the entire election would have been a swerve

 

If Bradshaw becomes a world title contender

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

I will die.

 

If Vince Russo booked the current HHH/HHH fued...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then there would be a "...on a pole" match involved somehow and the titles would switch back and forth every three days.

 

If RVD and Eddy have a **** match at Backlash

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then the fued will be instantly dropped in fear that the two might actually get over.

 

IF this happened...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then there would be no way anyone can argue that they weren't being held back

 

If the WWF brings back the Papa Shango gimmick

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Black goo would come out of a certain area of Valbowski.

 

 

If Albert took started using a Zangief gimmick.......

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then RVD will soon be vomiting on live tv and having black goo come from his head.

 

If Steph was crazy...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then it would explain the booking prior to mania

 

If Heyman and Steph had an affair

Posted

that would be the ugliest baby ever to be born.

 

 

If Vince Russo bought out the WWF..........

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then wrestling would cease to exist in the U.S.

 

if wrestling ceased to exist in North America

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then I will...look to Japan.

 

If we all looked to Japan...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then we would see more badly booked wrestling in the meantime

 

If HHH never returned from his injury

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then Hogan would've won the title at WM.

 

If hogan won the title at WM...

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