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Guest goodhelmet
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then I wouldn't be watching wrestling right now

 

If Jericho would have kept his title at Mania

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It would lead to a never ending feud with Hulk Hogan.

 

 

 

If Hogan became semile and forgets his only two moves....

Guest goodhelmet
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then the backrake would become a finisher

 

If the backrake was hogan's finisher

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Wrestling will be delivered to Hell in a Handbasket.

 

 

If Hogan became semile and forgot how to Hulk-Up..........

Guest goodhelmet
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then I would be extremely happy at never having to see THAT again

 

If Hogan and Stacy Keibler were together

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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I would vomit for the next 4 weeks in horror.

 

If Hogan and Pat Patterson were together...

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Real American would play non-stop.

 

 

If the participants of the Gimmick Battle Royale returned to WWF TV to wreslte........

Guest goodhelmet
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then Lesnar should eliminate every one of them in a matter of a seconds

 

If Lesnar gave hogan a Shooting Star Press

Guest Kinetic
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Then Hogan's brittle ribs would crack and we'd be spared having to see him wrestle ever again.

 

If Hogan were too injured to ever compete again...

Guest goodhelmet
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then there would be ALOT of happy smarks

 

If Kevin Nash's arm never heals

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then there would be ALOT of happy smarks

If the nWo angle is scrapped......

Guest Kinetic
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Then Scott Hall can stop pursuing this silly wrestling dream of his and return to his true calling:  Binge drinking.

 

If X-Pac put on about thirty pounds...

Guest goodhelmet
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then he would be still suck

 

If X-Pac and Scott Hall wrestle Kane and Bradshaw at backlash

Guest WWF4Life
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then you can bet J.R. will say hoss at least once during the match

 

If Bradshaw debuts the Bradshawsault at Backlash

Guest goodhelmet
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then he'd find a way to botch it up

 

If Faarooq gets completely buried on Smackdown

Guest Kinetic
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Then absolutely nothing would change at all.

 

If D-Von's preacher gimmick gets over...

Guest goodhelmet
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then it would be the first "religious" gimmick to do so outside of Brother Love

 

If Brother Love was Devon's manager

Guest Some Guy
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Then he would get over.

 

If Brother Love was played by Steve Lombardi instead of Bruce Pritchard

Guest goodhelmet
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then he would have been Brother Brawler

 

If Steve Lombardi, Iron Mike Sharpe and Barry Horowitz had a three-way match

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Somehow all three of them will lose.

 

 

If the Brooklyn Brawler won the WWF Championship.......

Guest dreamer420
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then Steve Lombardi must have a mouth like a hoover.

 

If the brooklyn brawler was booked into the main event at backlash...

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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then both HHHs would beat him just to get out of jobbing.

 

If Hogan jobbed...

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We would pray that he wins the title instead of Hogan.

 

 

If Big Bossman went back to his old theme and costume.......

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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I'd pray for his retirement that much sooner.

 

If Chris Jericho went back to the cocky heel he was in 1998...

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We would see the return of Ralphus, and his soon departure from the WWF.

 

 

If Hogan said that he would only job to the Brooklyn Brawler, and dead wrestlers.........

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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then I'd happily dig up Andre's, Owen's and Randy Savage's grave. Okay, so Savage isn't dead, but he's never beat Hogan.

 

If Savage finally beat Hogan...

Guest Kinetic
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Then I'd lock myself in my cellar with canned ham and bottled water, as the end would surely be nigh.

 

If there were any justice in the world...

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Hogan would have only won the title once.

 

 

If Hogan decided to job to everyone......

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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he wouldn't have the selfish rep he has today.

 

If chris Jericho actually beat HHH...

Guest Kinetic
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Then we'd know HHH and Stephanie had broken up.

 

If Shane and Stephanie formed an unholy union and created a child of pure McMahon blood...

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