If-then statements

[Guest]

Cues Omen music.  Dear God, why did you have to go there.

Satan/Lucifer/Vince would be so proud.

 

If this child ran for President......

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be born with three ears and an extra hand

 

If Stephanie was dating barry Horowitz

[Guest]

Barry Horwitz would be in HHH's place.....

 

If all 4 McMahon's decided to clone themselves multiple times..........

[Guest goodhelmet]

then something is bound to go wrong where Linda would be the only one to be successfully cloned

 

If Linda McMahon had Chyna's body

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then she'd be squashing the entire IC title division.

 

If steph had Vince's body...

[Guest Shaved Bear]

then vince wouldnt stare his aughter down all the time.

 

If shane had steph's body...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would play with himself constantly

 

If HHH had linda's body

[Guest Shaved Bear]

Vince would buy secret cams to videotape "HHH" and Steph.

 

If HHH got caught molesting children...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then wrestling would suffer another blow to its already crappy image

 

If wrestling was taken seriously by Vince

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Jericho would be blamed. He'd then be fired and killed by HHH's INTENSE henchmen.

 

If HHH was a decent human being...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he wouldn't feel the need tooverload on roids and talk bad about Jericho

 

 

If Scott Steiner was fucking Steph

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then HE'd be burying Jericho and facing Hogan.

 

If Jericho was boning Steph...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he'd still be champ and would be respected

 

If X-Pac was screwing Steph

[Guest WWF4Life]

then he'd actually be a main eventer

 

if Lita was sleeping with Steph

[Guest JAMES900]

then no one would care

 

If Steph got naked in the ring

[Guest goodhelmet]

then there would be alot of photos running wild on the net

 

If Kurt Angle was Canadian

[Guest]

HHH would have bumped him lower on the card.

 

 

If the WWF brought back the Million $$$ Belt........

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be the best looking belt in the federation

 

If RVD was the million dollar champion

[Guest WWF4Life]

then he'd be booked as The New Ringmaster and would feud with Chavo Guerrero, Jr.

 

if Triple H was the hardcore champion

[Guest]

He would still hold everyone down.

 

 

If Stephani won all of the titles in one night, and would only job them to HHH or Hogan..........

[Guest Some Guy]

Then the ratings would plumet.

 

If Steph did this and the ratings plummeted

[Guest]

Wrestling would turn into a big black hole that sucks us all in.

 

 

If Nash, Hogan, HHH, and Stephanie, were all fired........

[Guest goodhelmet]

then goodhelmet would be a happy wrestling fan

 

If benoit, angle, Jericho and RVD quit

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Some Guy wold be an unhappy wrestling fan.

 

If the guys GH listed were in the ME of the next ten PPVs

[Guest goodhelmet]

then goodhelmet and some guy would be loyal WWF supporters

 

If Ric Flair was in his prime today

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd be styling and profiling with the WWF title right now and Some Guy and GH would be happy wrestling fans.

 

If Eddy and RVD feud through out the summer

[Guest goodhelmet]

then they will completely upstage every other wrestler on the card

 

If Eddy and RVD only get 5 minutes for their PPV match

[Guest Some Guy]

Then HHH will be crucified by the Smarks for holding them down.

 

If HBK in his prime wrestled RVD

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then the match would rock, but both would be depushed for showing up HHH.

 

If HHH wasn't on roids...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would probably be as big as Taka

 

If Taka would have won the WWF championship last year