If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

i thought they were the same size

 

If Scott Steiner and HHH formed a tag team

[Guest Some Guy]

He's not?

 

Then Hogan would run circles around him.

 

If Hogan were capable of running cricles around HHH

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Sunday's match might be a DUD instead of negative stars

 

If the WWF fired Bradshaw tomorrow

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I'd dance in the streets naked shouting profanities at little girls.

 

If this happened...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Big McLH would be arrested and thrown in jail for being a pervert

 

If Brock Lesnar powerbombs Lita on COLD STEEL

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then maybe, just maybe, her top would be torn off in the process, exposing those lucious tits of hers.

 

If Brock powerbombed Hogan on Cold Steel...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd he'd break his hip, no-sell it, Hulk up and beat Lesnar with the boot and legdrop.

 

If this happened

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would kill his push before it ever got started

 

If Lesnar did THAT and Hogan was never seen on tv again

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Lensar would have to say his prayers and eat his vitamens ans become the new hero to the millions of little Hulkamaniacs who wold no doubt be devastated if such an event were to take place.

 

If Paul Heymen didn't kick ass

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

he'd be on tv more.

 

If he kicked MORE ass...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd get buried for being a better promo guy than 99% of the promotion.

 

If Heymen booked more in WWF

[Guest goodhelmet]

then eventually Justin Montoya would be a champion and we cant have that

 

If Justin wasn't an X-Pac imitator

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

he'd be out of a job cause he sucks.

 

If Sabu was in the WWF...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd be a HHH imitator.

 

If Billy Gunn did a better job of imitating HBK in late 97

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would have learned some of his wrestling ability

 

If Road Dogg wasn't a drug addict

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd still be lazy and poor worker

 

if the NOA got back together

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be one more outdated gimmick we don't need

 

If Billy Gunn was fired tomorrow

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Chuck would hopefully go with him.

 

If Taker and Kane started feuding again

[Guest goodhelmet]

then God truly does hate me

 

If Kane and X-Pac start feuding again

[Guest dreamer420]

then the wwf should hire tori back too.

 

If X-Pac does give back kane's mask...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he should paint it green and orange, Warrior style

 

If Warrior returned to the WWF

[Guest dreamer420]

then we would get to see the bizarre, scary promos that he likes to cut.

 

If the Warrior broke the ropes by shaking them...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then it would remind me of a house show I went to in Boston where he did just that.

 

If Sting came back with blonde hair and neon face paint

[Guest Just call me Dan]

He'd have to show it off to the 8,000 fans of the WWA.

 

If Vince signed Sting...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then we might see the return of repelling from the cieling.

 

If Vince brought that back

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then he could get rid of workers he didn't need without having to fire them.

 

If he did this...

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Xpac would main event WWA against Steiner

 

If Steiner got in the ring with Waltman...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he would have to fight a lot of lawsuits.

 

If Vince slept with Stephanie

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then Bossman would have one more reason to keep his job as he most likely stole the video tape from Vince. vince is a sick freak.

 

If Bossman was fired...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Vince would be exposed as a child molester, due to Bossman releasing the pics he has.

 

If Bossman dies when Taker hanged him at Mania 15