If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he'd be another bald, overthehill fuck who was taking too much tv time away from the young guys

 

If Lesnar loses to Matt Hardy at backlash

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

he'd be spinebusterin hulk hogan.

 

If he spinebustered hogan...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Hogan woudl stay down because he woudl be physically unable to get up.

 

If Hogan breaks HHH's nose at Backlash

[Guest]

It would be the greatest main event in the History of Hulkamania.

 

 

If Hogan becomes senile and forgets how to HUlk-up.......

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then 99% of his moveset will fade.

 

If He used the discuss punch as his finisher...

[Guest Some Guy]

then he woudl fall down trying to spin

 

if Bob Holly broke Angle's arm

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then the single most entertaining wrestler in the WWF right now would be out of action.

 

If this happened...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Smackdown could only be saved by teh return of Benoit.

 

If Bob Holly got HHH's Jesus push

[Guest]

Tough Enough would have Higher ratings.

 

 

If Steph came back to manage Hogan.......

[Guest goodhelmet]

then they would be the worst on-screen duo EVER!

 

If Jericho and Angle formed a tag team right now

[Guest evenflowDDT]

they'd lose to HHH in a handicap match.

 

If Hogan left to make another movie

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I would not miss his presence on my tv screen

 

If Rock comes back wearing feather boas

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I would buy a poster of him in said boas, and look at it everyday.

 

If Glen Jacobs burned his face in a hideous accident in real life

[Guest goodhelmet]

then life would imitate art

 

 

If Kane comes back wearing feather boas

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he and the Kanenites would run wild, dude.

 

If Hogan stopped wearing feathered boas

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then he wouldn't look like a complete fucking idiot.

 

If Hogan wasn't a complete fucking idiot...

[Guest]

He would realize Hulking up doesent always work.

 

 

If the McMahons werent complete fucking idiots..........

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then they wouldn't suck.

 

If they didn't suck...

[Guest]

HHH, wouldn't be getting his push.

 

 

If this happened........

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then I'd be happy and Kurt Angle would be the champion right now.

 

If Kurt was champ...

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Faux gold medal sales would sky rocket

 

If this happened...

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Anglesault would start a new Angleology religion.

 

If this happened...

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Kool aid would run rampant

 

If they ran out of grape flavour...

[Guest Just call me Dan]

Booker T would have a new commercial promoting the cherry flavor.

 

If this commercial aired...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd dig it, sucka.

 

If Booker T couldn't dig it, sucka

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then he'd shovel it, sucka.

 

If booker couldn't shovel it, sucka...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd pitch fork it, sucka

 

if he couldn't do that, sucka

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he'd hoe it fruity booty!

 

If he couldn't do that

[Guest Some Guy]

then he'd bulldoze it Fruit Booty Sucka

 

if he couldn't so that

[Guest goodhelmet]

he'd just rob a Wendys.

 

If Booker T was receiving Bradshaw's push