If-then statements

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd be way more over than Bradshaw.

 

If he was receiving HHH's push

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he'd be fucking the boss's daughter

 

If Booker and Austin have another feud

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Austin should put him over this time.

 

If Booker never fucked up Austins back at KOTR 2001

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he might have received a better push

 

If Austin would have thrown Booker through a table

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Booker would have Spinarooni'ed up to his feat, hit the Houston Sidekick and pinned him.

 

If Booker starts stealing Jericho's catchphrases

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would show a lack of creativity on the writing team's part

 

If Chris jericho were on RAW

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Raw would be better because it would have a Larger Than Life Living Legend gracing its ring.

 

If Kurt Angle wore boxers

[Guest goodhelmet]

then we wouldn't have seen his ass the other night

 

 

If Molly would have pulled off Trish's tights

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then her tits may have been exposed.

 

If this happened...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then goodhelmet would stand at attention

 

If Lita never appeared on WWF tv again

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then I wouldn't mind cause there's always Molly.

 

If Molly never appeared on wwf tv again...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the WWF would lose an above average American female worker

 

If Sable returned

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

no one would really care.

 

If marc mero returned...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then his pops would rival Mr. Perfect's *pin drop*

 

If Mr Perfect was over

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he would be truly perfect again.

 

If Hennig really was perfect in everything he ever did

[Guest]

HHH, and Hogan would still murder him.

 

 

If HHH, Nash, Stephanie, and Hogan were all fired......

[Guest Some Guy]

then Vince would have sent a message that political bullshit won't be tolerated.

 

If Vince sent this message

[Guest]

The people on this board wouldn't complain so much about these figures.

 

 

If Hogan never became Hollywood Hogan.......

[Guest goodhelmet]

then motherfuckers would stay in line

 

If Austin, RVD, Jericho and Angle all walked out on the WWF

[Guest]

HHH would build somebody up then kill them as he does with everyone.

 

 

If the Hart Foudation stayed in the WWF (Bret, Jim, Owen, Bulldog)......

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Bret wouldn't have been buried in WCW

 

If Bret and HBK ever had another match

[Guest]

Vince would screw them both.

 

 

If Russo bought out McMahon....

[Guest Some Guy]

Then it would be SWERVE after SWERVE~! baby.

 

if the booking reverted back to full Russoian SWERVEitude

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the product would be EVEN worse if you can imagine that.

 

If Vince McMahon heard the crickets during HHH's interview

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then he'd push him further down our throats.

 

If Vince heard the crickets during Jericho's interview...

[Guest]

it wouldn't matter, Vince is killing his credibility as we speak.

 

 

While this is happenning........

[Guest goodhelmet]

then smackdown will drop further in the ratings

 

If Lance Storm began a feud with Test

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

Test would big boot Lance (former IC champion) all over the arena in an effort to get some heat.

 

If Test ever became WWF champion

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Vince would be dead and Shane would be running the WWF

 

If Shane ever became WWF champion

[Guest dreamer420]

then the booking on that one would be obvious.

 

If the McMahon's left TV