If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

then they would be in their rightful place... off camera

 

 

If Jerry Lynn resigned with the WWF

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then it would be declared a national holiday.

 

If this happened...

[Guest Some Guy]

The it would be called "The Misterious JL Day of happieness".

 

If a country ever had a holiday with such a stupid name

[Guest dreamer420]

then I would probably move there.

 

If the One Man Gang made a huge return...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he would not get over and Hogan would squash him.

 

If the Akeem gimmick came back

[Guest]

I would celbrate his return, while watching him get squashed by Hogan.

 

 

If Bossman, Akeem, and Slick reunited.........

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be the worst tandem in modern wrestling

 

If The Godfather goes through another gimmick change

[Guest]

He will break John Tenta's record, and not even coming close to Ed Leslie's.

 

 

If someone breaks Ed Leslie's record of many gimmicks........

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I think Charles Wright has the bast chance

 

If the Papa Shango gimmick still existed

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then the WWf's claims that the cartoon era was over would be wrong.

 

If WWF was still using cartoon like characters...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then they would have gone out of business a long time ago

 

If Eric Bischoff joins the WWF

[Guest WWF4Life]

then I hope he's booked in a Four Corners match with Vinnie Mac, Steve Austin and X-Pac

 

if that match ever happens

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it should last no longet than 30 seconds as Stone Cold should pin all 3 of those rat bastards within a matter of seconds.

 

If Stone Cold loses a match to X-Pac

[Guest WWF4Life]

then X-Pac will give an interview on WWF.com saying he's a legit main eventer now

 

if Vince fired X-Pac by FedEx

[Guest goodhelmet]

then lightning will strike twice for the little loser

 

 

If X-Pac did not suck

[Guest]

He would have a reson tobe on TV.

 

If HHH, suddenly became injured again......

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would lose a considerable amount of backstage power

 

 

If Shane Douglas was re-hired by the WWF

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

he'd be jobbing to X-Pac on Metal.

 

If Rock jobbed to X-pac...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be the dumbest booking decision EVER!

 

If Rock jobbed to Hogan at Wrestlemania

[Guest Some Guy]

Then the Smarks would have bitched even more then tonight.

 

If the Smarks (as a whole) ever sat back and tried to enjoy a show, without picking it apart at every turn

[Guest goodhelmet]

then we would still realize that Hogan-HHH was a shitty, overbooked piece of crap

 

If HHH isn't the person to beat Hogan for the title..

[Guest Some Guy]

Then it's gonna be Austin.

 

If Angle beats Hogan

[Guest]

Credibility might return to the WWF.

 

If the WWF had any credibility...........

[Guest Some Guy]

Then they would be like they are now.

 

If HHH beats Hogan on Raw

[Guest]

Nothing will change.

 

 

If Hogan loses the title to the Ultimate insane asylum inmate(Warrior) ...........

[Guest goodhelmet]

then we would time warp back to 1989

 

 

If Hogan is still champ by Summerslam

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he will still be drawing.

 

If hoagna drops the belt cleanly to Austin at SS

[Guest]

Again credibility might be estored to the WWF.

 

If the Rock becomes the next Bret hart(SS 97).........

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he will be able to walk away and become a huge movie star in hollywood on charisma alone, something bret hart never had

 

If Triple H got screwed over

[Guest Some Guy]

Then no one would care, despite WWF trying to force you too.

 

If WWF decided to fired the Hardyz