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Guest Tony149
Posted

Then Vince has botched another plan.

 

If Steph pins Jericho on Raw

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then the world will cease to exist

 

If Jericho is made HHH's bitch again...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then Jericho should start wrestling on Metal because his career is OVER!

 

If Ivan Koloff was really from Russia

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

then Christian is really from Luxomburg

 

If Jake Roberts was sober

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

he wouldn't embarrass himself every week

 

If Sunny wasn't on crack

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

Then she wouldn't have to pose on WrestlingVixxens

 

If I no-sell your finisher

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

then you'd get to main event WrestleMania

 

If Ahmed Johnsom wasn't so clumsy

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he might still have a job.

 

If Warrior wasn't so freaky

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

then he wouldn't scare small children

 

If Tazz went to another massage parlour

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he might expose himself

 

If Tazz got taller

Guest Some Guy
Posted

He might be world champ.

 

If Hogan never went bald

Guest WWF4Life
Posted

then Austin would be even more pissed off

 

If The Rock came out of the closet

Guest Some Guy
Posted

He'd be Billy and Chuck's partner.

 

If Billy Gunn didn't suck

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd be Pat Patterson's pet.

 

If Dusty Rhodes was never world champion

Guest Some Guy
Posted

The world would have come to a screeching halt and millions in the 3rd world would have perished.

 

If Flair jobbed to Luger in 88

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would not have been The MAn because Luger sucks

 

If the Ultimate Warrior and Sting never broke up

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then they would of never became stars

 

If Rick Steiner won the World Title from Flair in '88

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would have lost it to the Shockmaster

 

 

If Mick foley is still walking in 2010

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

then he'll fight Terry Funk to come out of retirement

If the WWF Attitude era never began

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then WWF ppv prices wouldn't have gone up to $35

 

If Junkyard Dog had talent

Guest Some Guy
Posted

He'd still be dead.

 

If Visera wasn't so fat

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd he'd still be really slow and talentless

 

If Butterbean wouldn't have knocked out Bart Gunn

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then Bart Gunn gets a push

 

If Dr. Death Steve Williams is JR's boy

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then Oklahoma is a happy place.

 

If Russo never took over WCW

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he would still be in the WWF

 

If Ted Turner never bought WCW

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then they would have gone out of business in 92.

 

If Cactus Jack never left WCW

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he's stuck in midcard #### for life.

 

If Steve Austin never gets fired by WCW

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would have jobbed to Hogan 8 years ago.

 

If the cruiserweights got as much tv time as Stephanie

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then they would be over

 

If Ted Turner & Vince McMahon were friends

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then there would have been a merger 10 years ago

 

 

If the Nasty Boys ever took a shower

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