Guest goodhelmet Posted April 22, 2002 Report Posted April 22, 2002 Then Lita would have to find a new boyfriend in desperate need of heat If Lita never wrestles again
Guest JAMES900 Posted April 22, 2002 Report Posted April 22, 2002 Jeff would do gay porn and Matt would be humping lita all day If the wwf did shakespeare...
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted April 22, 2002 Report Posted April 22, 2002 Vince would be Richard III, MacBeth and Iago rolled into one. If WWF were a horror movie
Guest Posted April 22, 2002 Report Posted April 22, 2002 HHH, and Hoganwould be shot and stabbed. Then they would no-sell that. If this happens.........
Guest Some Guy Posted April 22, 2002 Report Posted April 22, 2002 It would be like a normal HHH or Hogan match, Hogan only sells high-heels. If Taker put Hogan on the "Symbol" on Raw
Guest Posted April 22, 2002 Report Posted April 22, 2002 It would be SS '91 all over again, with Flair cuasing the Death of Hulkamania. If this happens.......
Guest Some Guy Posted April 22, 2002 Report Posted April 22, 2002 Then we'd be ensured of another Hogan comeback. If this happened
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted April 22, 2002 Report Posted April 22, 2002 then we'd all die. If we all died...
Guest Some Guy Posted April 22, 2002 Report Posted April 22, 2002 Then world would miss the lovable pack of losers that are the Smarks. If everyone else died
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 22, 2002 Report Posted April 22, 2002 then this thread might end sometime soon If this thread died...
Guest JAMES900 Posted April 22, 2002 Report Posted April 22, 2002 It would be a shame If Scott Keith died
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 22, 2002 Report Posted April 22, 2002 then I wouldn't know what he thought about next month's ppv If George W. Bush was a wrestler
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 then he would be known as The Dubbya If the WWF signed the Dubbya...
Guest Some Guy Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 Then he would have all the political connections (ah, bad puns, you gotta love them ) If Abraham Lincoln was really NWA Champ
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 then Hogan might have a chance at being President If Ric Flair became President
Guest Some Guy Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 Then America would be a theocracy, because Flair is GOD! If Flair was merely Moses
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 then he might not be able to apply the figure four properly. If Albert was given ring attire that isn't vomit inducing..
Guest Some Guy Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 Then he woould be mumified. If Trish wrestled in less clothing
Guest dreamer420 Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 then things would begin to fall out of her shirt. If things fell out of Trish's shirt while wrestling...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 then they'd most likely be boobies. If they were boobies...
Guest Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 Vince would ruin it by coming out and covering her up. When this happens.......
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 the fans will riot. If this happens...
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 then it will illustrate another contradiction of the split since Trish is on RAW and McMahon is on Smackdown If Trish and Jazz ever have a **** match
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 then the match may spark more interest in the women's division. If UT and Hogan had a -**** match...
Guest goodhelmet Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 then I wouldn't be the least surprised If Hogan and Undertaker had a **** match
Guest Mystery Eskimo Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 They would both die of exhaustion at the end of it. Here's hoping. If Hogan learnt to do some new moves
Guest Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 It's time to go into our bomb shelters and to wait for the Apocalypse to pass. If Hogan dies with the title and his ghost refuses to lose it....
Guest Zack Malibu Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 Then hopefully the ghos of PILLMAN~! will save us all. If Pillman didn't die...
Guest JAMES900 Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 Then maybe Badd blood would have had 2 good matches If the WWF changed into the cheese wrestling federation...
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted April 23, 2002 Report Posted April 23, 2002 then house shows would really smell. If the WWF changed to the World Sports Entertainment Federation...
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