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Guest goodhelmet
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Then Lita would have to find a new boyfriend in desperate need of heat

 

If Lita never wrestles again

Guest JAMES900
Posted

Jeff would do gay porn and Matt would be humping lita all day

 

If the wwf did shakespeare...

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

Vince would be Richard III, MacBeth and Iago rolled into one.

 

If WWF were a horror movie

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HHH, and Hoganwould be shot and stabbed.  Then they would no-sell that.

 

 

If this happens.........

Guest Some Guy
Posted

It would be like a normal HHH or Hogan match, Hogan only sells high-heels.

 

If Taker put Hogan on the "Symbol" on Raw

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It would be SS '91 all over again, with Flair cuasing the Death of Hulkamania.

 

 

If this happens.......

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then we'd be ensured of another Hogan comeback.

 

If this happened

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then we'd all die.

 

If we all died...

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then world would miss the lovable pack of losers that are the Smarks.

 

If everyone else died

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then this thread might end sometime soon

 

If this thread died...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I wouldn't know what he thought about next month's ppv

 

If George W. Bush was a wrestler

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then he would be known as The Dubbya

 

If the WWF signed the Dubbya...

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then he would have all the political connections (ah, bad puns, you gotta love them :))

 

If Abraham Lincoln was really NWA Champ

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then Hogan might have a chance at being President

 

If Ric Flair became President

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then America would be a theocracy, because Flair is GOD!

 

If Flair was merely Moses

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then he might not be able to apply the figure four properly.

 

If Albert was given ring attire that isn't vomit inducing..

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Then he woould be mumified.

 

If Trish wrestled in less clothing

Guest dreamer420
Posted

then things would begin to fall out of her shirt.

 

If things fell out of Trish's shirt while wrestling...

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then they'd most likely be boobies.

 

If they were boobies...

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Vince would ruin it by coming out and covering her up.

 

 

When this happens.......

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

the fans will riot.

 

If this happens...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then it will illustrate another contradiction of the split since Trish is on RAW and McMahon is on Smackdown

 

If Trish and Jazz ever have a **** match

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then the match may spark more interest in the women's division.

 

If UT and Hogan had a -**** match...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I wouldn't be the least surprised

 

If Hogan and Undertaker had a **** match

Guest Mystery Eskimo
Posted

They would both die of exhaustion at the end of it. Here's hoping.

 

If Hogan learnt to do some new moves

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It's time to go into our bomb shelters and to wait for the Apocalypse to pass.

 

 

If Hogan dies with the title and his ghost refuses to lose it....

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

Then hopefully the ghos of PILLMAN~! will save us all.

 

If Pillman didn't die...

Guest JAMES900
Posted

Then maybe Badd blood would have had 2 good matches

 

If the WWF changed into the cheese wrestling federation...

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then house shows would really smell.

 

If the WWF changed to the World Sports Entertainment Federation...

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