If-then statements

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Oh wait, it already is.

 

If they were serious about the cruiserweights

[Guest Some Guy]

Then they would raid IWJP's Junior division

 

If they did this

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then they'd all be buried under HHH's crushing INTESNITY~!

 

If this happened...

[Guest]

Vince would have killed the Cruiserweight division already.

 

 

If HHH, continues in his current direction (Becoming the next Yokozuna)............

[Guest ShamRock]

then he'd die of a heart attack.

 

If Hogan was really immortal...

[Guest Ace309]

... then they wouldn't have had to exhume the body for one last title run.

 

 

 

If Mike Awesome hadn't torn his ACL...

[Guest Some Guy]

then he'd be getting squashed by Taker right now.

 

If Awesome squashed Taker

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be in some bingo hall and not in the WWF

 

If Spike Dudley gained 50 lbs

[Guest]

Nobody would be able to use him as a football anymore.

 

If this happens.......

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he'd still be classified as a cruiserweight

 

If Stevie Ray rejoins the current NWO

[Guest]

Nobody would notice.

 

If Scott Norton rejoins the nWo......

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd be the 2nd best worker in the group.

 

If IRS re-joined nWo

[Guest]

Again nobody would care or notice.

 

 

If Kevin nash became even lasier..........

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he would become a broom stick, maybe Benoit could get a good match out of him then.

 

If Hall gained 259lbs

[Guest Flyboy]

Then, he would still be better than X-Pac.

 

If X-Pac wrestled like Benoit...

[Guest]

He would look like a couch.

 

 

If the WWF had a battle royale full of old and current fat guys...........

[Guest Some Guy]

Then ML would like it.

 

If they never had a Battle Royal again

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then I really wouldn't care.

 

If I didn't care...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then your lack of caring would lead to you not giving a "Hoot", then that would lead to Not Caring's final stage of not "giving a shit".

 

If Big Show sat on Spike by accident

[Guest]

We would see the Earthquake/Jake Roberts feud come back.

 

 

If this happens........

[Guest Some Guy]

Then they would sell out across the world because a fat guy vs a crack-head = Ratings!

 

If Goldust + Booker draw big ratings for their film review segments

[Guest JAMES900]

Then maybe for 5 mins raw would be worth watching

 

If Austin and Undertaker didn't have a 20+ minute match at backlash..

[Guest goodhelmet]

then there would have been only 15 minutes of stalling

 

If Goldust ever became world champ

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then he'd be the 2nd most unover champion in WWF history. #1 being HHH.

 

If booker was over...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he'd still be made to look like a joke by the racist WWF machine

 

If Vince realized noone wanted him on tv

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

he'd close the WWF and find another way to rub his ego.

 

If Vince got killed in the ring

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then he'd be considered a martyr and become a bigger presence on WWF tv dead then he was alive.

 

If this happened.

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it would be a SWERVE baby and he would come out and gloat how he fooled us all

 

If Vince McMahon and Russo ever reunited

[Guest]

The Earth would need two more Horsemen to complete the Apocalypse of Wrestling.

 

 

If Vince found his two Horsemen........

[Guest dreamer420]

then he would probably stick them in the nWo.

 

If the next person to join the nWo is rob van dam...