If-then statements

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the most complicated move in the match will be a dropkick

 

If Lou Thesz would have wrestled Hulk Hogan

[Guest Some Guy]

Then we'll get the battle of the dropkicks.

 

If Maven's carreer wasn't already doomed by being forever stuck with the TE gimmick

[Guest Haku]

Then we wouldn't be able to see Al Snow enough

 

If the Outsiders became Tag champs...

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

they'd hold the title for a year and a half and not defend them.

 

If this happened...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then noone would notice the belts were dead.

 

If Nash, Kane and lita weren't hurt

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then they'd be wasting TV time.

 

If Maven had Chris Benoit's moveset...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then he'd be God, with huge Eyebrows.

 

If Al Snow still had the Head...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he still wouldn't be over

 

If Chris Benoit was the trainer on Tough Enough

[Guest]

The contestant might actually learn something.

 

If Hogan was a trainer on TE.........

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

he would teach the contestants how to work a crowd instead of learn moves

 

if the TE contestants learned how to work a crowd...

[Guest]

They would all be colective "Undisputed Champions"

 

If The McMahons were the trainers........

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

the TE winners would be guaranteed employment for life.

 

if they were guaranteed permanent employment...

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then they'd half ass it in the ring knowing they can't be terminated.

 

If the TE contestants weren't douchebags...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then maybe I would watch the show

 

 

If Booker T loses to Goldust

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then the WWF is racist.

 

If the WWF was racist...

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Booker would be forced to wear rags and chains to the ring and have cotton stuck undr his finger nails.

 

If Booker isn't forced to do this

[Guest]

I would be surprised that Vince doesent do this crap.

 

 

If Vince brings back the Warrior to feud with Hogan.......

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then it'd be WORSE than their 1998 fued.

 

If anything was WORSE than the Hogan/Warrior fued in 1998...

[Guest]

it would be Vince firing all of the Divas, and making himself the only Diva as an effort to gain more TV time.

 

 

If this happens..........

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then we can look forward to Vince trying to fuck himself week in and week out...and succeeding.

 

If this happened...

[Guest]

The ratings would crash, and Vince would blame all of the good workers, and depush them, yet again.

 

If this happens.......

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then we'd be stuck with an epic Bradshaw/Big Show fued.

 

If this happened...

[Guest goodhelmet]

Then RAW ratings would plummet

 

If Austin and Flair have anything less than a **** match

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

then it will be the cause of the approaching armageddon.

 

If Austin and Hogan have anything more than a ** match...

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I would be absolutely shocked considering the condition of both men

 

If Flair and Hogan hook up one last time

[Guest]

Seas would boil, earthquakes and other disaster will rock the earth. Thesky would turn black.

 

 

If Vince brought back Stephanie.........

[Guest goodhelmet]

then she would manage the world champ so her presence would grace both shows.

 

If Stephanie never appeared on tv again

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I'd throw my tv out the window. Then I'd travel through my neighborhood to see if she was on anyone elses TV sets and I'd throw theirs out the window as well. I'd do this all over the country until she is stopped. All the while I'd be admiring her tits.

 

If Eddie Guerrero goes over Steve Austin at KotR...

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Almost a month later.

[Guest goodhelmet]

(damn my creation rises out of the ashes!!!)

 

then we will witness true elevation provided the ending isn't too screwy

 

If RVD would have won the title belt last week