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Guest Big McLargeHuge
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then someone will have been elevated for the first time in about a year.

 

If it takes another year to elevate someone new...

Guest goodhelmet
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then the WWE will be drawing even less crowds and lower ratings because change is good!!!

 

If Stephanie McMahon became Chris Benoit's manager

Guest Shaved Bear
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I, as well as all other smarks would vomit, and Steph would be executed by a crazy Canadian.

 

If Benoit won the Undisputed Title in his first match back...

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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Then HHH would be there to immediately dethrone him of that position.

 

If Jericho jobs to HHH just one more time....

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Jericho will be forced to change his name to Randy Savage.

 

If Nash had a job that actually needed the skills he uses.......

Guest goodhelmet
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then he would be able to change lightbulbs in 10 feet rooms without a ladder.

 

If Hall and Eddie were at a bar in Florida together

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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then vomit, fights, and car crashes would come into play.

 

If Brian Pillman was still alive...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd be ranked right below stevie richards in terms of guys who will get a push

 

If Steven Richards and Raven became tag partners again

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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then they'd dominate the tag title scene and finally spice things up. Then I'd wake up.

 

If I woke up...

Guest goodhelmet
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then you'd realize that ECW is extinct and will never return

 

If the Invasion would have been a success

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they would have all been depushed as soon as HHH returned.

 

 

If HHH depushed the McMahons..........

Guest goodhelmet
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then he would have to be sleeping with linda in an attempt to wrestle control away from vince

 

If Linda took part in the next diva bikini competition

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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then we'd get to hear that awesome WrestleMania theme again.

 

If we got to hear that awetastic spectacusome theme...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then we could only hope linda is coming to the ring to announce the removal of all mcmahons as on screen talent indefinitely.

 

If Stephanie McMahon used the Wrestlemania theme..

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It would ruin everything Wrestlemania stands for.

 

If Stephanie dumped HHH....

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NEWSWIRE - JULY 22ND, STAMFORD, CT: Paul Levesque, better known to the world as WWE superstar Triple H, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, was discovered dead today in the training facilities of Titan Towers, the WWE corporate office. Working out to death was quickly discouraged as a cause of death when the fifteen or so steroid needles were discovered portruding from his chest, biceps, and penis. Funeral services will be conducted on the 25th, with such attendees as the McMahon family, Dwayne Johnson, Steve Williams, and new WWE Champion Christopher Benoit, who defeated Triple H for the title at the Vengeance Pay-Per-View in Detroit last night.

 

If Triple H died...

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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Chris Jericho would still be jobbing to him.

 

If Benoit was a face...

Guest Flyboy
Posted

he wouldn't go anywhere because HHH said he couldn't.

 

If HHH didn't depush people...

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Hogan would still be bitched at by the internet for not doing it more often

 

If Hogan had a really realyl good ****1/2 match

 

--Rob

Guest Flyboy
Posted

we wouldn't be watching a Hogan match.

 

If Hogan had ANY sense...

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

then he would've most likely been carried to it.

 

If Hogan didn't suck...alot...

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All of rvd's fans will finally see all of his weakness's and how horrible he is

 

If they let rvd into singles main events.

 

--Rob

Guest Flyboy
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RVD would still be over despite constanst depushing, but he wouldn't hold the Undisputed Title because... he's RVD.

 

If RVD goes for the title at WMX9...

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RVD will be a sideshow laddre match attraction like jeff hardy

 

If rvd keeps wrestling like he has been

 

--Rob

Guest Flyboy
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He would still carry people like UT in matches...

 

If the WWE had ANY idea on how to use RVD...

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ok first before I continue the game, rvd has never carried anyone, I explained it well in the wwf forum that spot wrestlers have a difficult time of carrying wrestlers because of how risky their style is, i shall continue.

 

RVD would be in a bunch of great matches

 

is he worked a match to his strengths and not to his weakness's

 

--Rob

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Then he wouldn't blow so many spots.

 

If there was an agency to protect us from crappy wrestlers...

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Goodbye nWo, Bradshaw, The Rock, and anyone else that JR likes.

 

If Stephanie lost her voice, permanently..........

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