If-then statements

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then they would smell better

 

If Lucy had never pooped on the carpet

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the carpet wouldn't have a brown stain

 

If Steph had a child with The big Show

[Guest Tony149]

Then it would have huge boobs

 

If RVD jobbed to HHH in 3 minutes

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then it would be the most annoying 7 foot tall monster ever

 

If Triple H liked Chris Jericho

[Guest goodhelmet]

then they would be the new 2 man power trip!!!!

 

If Benoit had stayed with WCW

[Guest Tony149]

Then he jobs to Nash every week

 

If Hulk Hogan was 10 years younger

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then he would have been 26 at the height of his popularity

 

If Chris Jericho hadn't signed with the WWF

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would have been jobbing to Shane Douglas. Yuck

 

If Big John Studd wasn't over 6 foot tall

[Guest Tony149]

Then he doesn't feud with Andre

 

If Tazz stands on a box

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then he's 4'11"

 

If Stephanie Mcmahon fell down a flight of stairs

[Guest Flyboy]

then, if he falls off the box he dies.

 

If RVD had a mega-push like HHH has...

[Guest Some Guy]

He'd be world champ

 

If RVD wrestled like HHH

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then we'd all hate him

 

If Vince Mcmahon hugged Bret Hart

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Bret would knee him in the groin

 

If Dave Meltzer were a wrestler

[Guest Tony149]

then he would get his ass kicked by wrestlers who don't like him

 

If HHH gets any bigger

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then he won't be able to shave his face

 

If Scott Keith met Chris Benoit

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he would immediately give Benoit a hand job

 

If Chris Benoit and Kevin sullivan see each other again

[Guest Some Guy]

They won't give each other a hand job.

 

If Benoit wrestles Hogan

[Guest Tony149]

Then Hogan squahes him

 

If God was a wrestler

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then his name would be Flair

(yes...yes, I know)

 

If Scott Steiner entered the WWF

[Guest Some Guy]

He would still be a shadow of his former greatness.

 

If Jericho gets "Chyna'd" out of WWF

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he will go to Japan to fued with Nagata!!!!

 

If American wrestling was booked like Japanese wrestling....

[Guest Some Guy]

It might not work.

 

If Vince used more Japanesse talent properly

[Guest Tony149]

Then they might get over

 

If Benoit becomes a 10 time World Champ

[Guest Some Guy]

#### would freeze over.

 

If Benoit becomes 1 time WWF champ

[Guest goodhelmet]

then I would probably piss my pants

 

If Big Show becomes champion again

[Guest Tony149]

Then I will shoot my TV

 

If HHH & Steph get married

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Trips will be part owner of the WWF within ten years.

 

If XPac weighed three hundred pounds

[Guest Tony149]

Then he'd still get a push because he's buddies with HHH

 

If Steph's boobs move by themselves

[Guest goodhelmet]

then they's smash her in the mouth to shut her up

 

If Eric Bischoff slept with Kimberly Page