If-then statements

[Guest Tony149]

Then he's a lucky bastard

 

If the Pages & Bischoffs are swingers

[Guest goodhelmet]

then they like to swing

 

If New Jack lost his cheese grater

[Guest Tony149]

Then half his move-set is lost

 

If taking bumps made you a star

[Guest Tony149]

Then half his move-set is lost

 

If taking bumps made you a star

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Vic Grimes would be undispued champion right now.

 

If Foley's next book is a success

[Guest Tony149]

Then he breaks the "WWF made you" stigma

 

If Vince Russo wrote your life story

[Guest Some Guy]

I would be a tranvestite who gets raped by my stepfather's uncle.

 

If Trolls weren't on this board

[Guest Tony149]

Then the board would be better

 

If JR fought Tony Schiavone

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

It would be the greatest match in our by God Sport

 

If Tony Schivone wasn't a tool...

[Guest Some Guy]

Tony would get his ass kicked BY GAWD!!!!

 

If Tony never stopped trying on his commentary

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would of been better

 

If Jim Cornette was still managing

[Guest Some Guy]

We'd see tons of tennis racket shots

 

If Yokozuna never beat Hogan at KOTR 93

[Guest Tony149]

Then Hogan is still the AWOL WWF Champ

 

IF Hogan never goes to WCW

[Guest Some Guy]

Austin never becomes Stone Cold

 

If Austin never becomes Stone Cold

[Guest Tony149]

Then he's still Stunning

 

If McMahon doesn't buy WCW

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Rick Steiner would be world champ.

 

If Macho Man came back to WWF

[Guest Tony149]

Then the WWF is one step closer to becoming WCW

 

If Kevin Nash went back to his Oz gimmick

[Guest Some Guy]

It would serve Big Daddy Bitch right for being an #######.

 

If Hall went back to being "Gator" Scott Hall, with blonde hair and bushy mustache

[Guest Tony149]

Then he wouldn't get over

 

If the nWo is 4 life

[Guest Some Guy]

Then Hogan is a liar.

 

If X pac didn't suck

[Guest Tony149]

Then people would like him

 

If Linda mated with a robot

[Guest Some Guy]

Then they're would be 2 Lindas.

 

If the McMahons stayed off of TV

[Guest Tony149]

Then they wouldn't piss people off

 

If Ric Flair is allowed to book Raw

[Guest Some Guy]

Then we get more wrestling and less Sports Entertainment.

 

If Steph stopped booking herself and boyfriend as the biggest stars on the show

[Guest Tony149]

Then others would have the chance to get over

 

If HHH suffers roid rage with Steph

[Guest Some Guy]

Hopefully he beats her bad enough that she can't talk anymore.

 

If someone had to pop all the zits on HHH's and Saturn's back

[Guest Tony149]

Then it would take them a helluva long time to finish

 

If HHH's head exploded on live TV

[Guest CED Ordonez]

then we'll know he's been taking too many muscle enhancers.

 

If you crossed Steph and Chyna

[Guest WWF4Life]

then you'd get Triple H's fantasy

 

If Buff Bagwell was still in the nWo

[Guest Tony149]

Then he has a job

 

If Bret Hart ever worked for the WWF again