If-then statements

[Guest WWF4Life]

then h-e-l-l would freeze over

 

If Shawn Michaels was still wrestling

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then I'd be happy

 

If Shane Mcmahon suddenly stopped dancing

[Guest Tony149]

Then he wouldn't be cool

 

If Booker T cut his hair

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then the Spinnerooni wouldn't be so neat

 

If Edge turned heel

[Guest Tony149]

Then he could go back with Christian

 

If Stephanie's last name wasn't McMahon

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then she would be a little less annoying

 

If Edge and Christian never broke up

[Guest Tony149]

Then they would be stale like the Dudleys & Hardys

 

If Albert is a hoss

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then he is a horsey!

 

If Trish Stratus defeated Jazz at Wrestlemania

[Guest Tony149]

Then she wins in her hometown

 

If the cruiserweights got a push

[Guest Maurizio C... Version 2]

dean malenko would book the division.

 

If Brian pillman was still alive...

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would be a manager

 

If Ric Flair was 20 years younger

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then he would still be THE MAN

 

If Triple H could touch his own shoulders

[Guest Tony149]

Then it's pure luck

 

If Dusty Rhodes was still wrestling

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then he would still slobber when he talks

 

If Triple H fell down a flight of stairs

[Guest Tony149]

Then he tears his quad again making people happy

 

If Chris Jericho ever wins the WWF Title again

[Guest goodhelmet]

then it will be on Monday

 

If Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire would have had a child

[Guest Tony149]

Then it would of been ugly

 

If Scott Hall drinks again

[Guest goodhelmet]

then he should be fired from the WWF

 

If Hulk Hogan had 1% of Benoit's wrestling ability

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then we'd all love him

 

If Brock Lesnar was approached by Bradshaw in the showers

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Lesnar should break that mother fucker in half.

 

If Brock Lesnar wasn't managed by Paul Heyman

[Guest AM The Kid]

He'd suck at promos

 

If Rico wasn't so fruity

[Guest Tony149]

Then he's just another huge goofy looking guy

 

If tag team wrestling dies off

[Guest goodhelmet]

then the work of the British Bulldogs, Midnight Express, and countless others was in vain.

 

If the Sex Pistols were wrestlers

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then there named would be changed

 

If Stephanie Mcmahon got strep throat

[Guest Tony149]

Then she wouldn't be able to talk, so she'd appear all over TV

 

If HHH joins the nWo

[Guest goodhelmet]

then maybe she would lose her voice forever and we could achieve world peace.

 

If Ozzy Osbourne was a wrestler

[Guest Tony149]

Then he would be a jobber because he's so dazed

 

If Britney Spears appeared on WWF TV

[Guest goodhelmet]

then Steph would have her humiliated and put in her place

 

If Ken Patera was still wrestling

[Guest AM The Kid]

Then he'd be a big juiced-up monster

 

If Vince Mcmahon liked smaller wrestlers

[Guest Tony149]

Then he's Kurt Angle's tag partner

 

If this was the '80s