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Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then Benoit would be dressed up as a guitar-playing fireman

 

If Hardcore Holly had pink hair

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Then he could team with Billy and Chuck

 

If Bradshaw was approached in the showers by Brock Lesnar

Guest Some Guy
Posted

He'd look like a freak.

 

If Hall were still "The Bad Guy"

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would have been wearing purple tights at mania

 

If it was proven that Chris Benoit wasn't God

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Then Scott Keith would cry

 

If The Smarks site never came back

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

then I wouldn't have a place to post these inane posts.

 

If gimmicks equaled heat

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then the Ding Dongs would have been 12 time tag champs

 

If Yuji Nagata would have never came to WCW

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Nothing would have changed.

 

If Savage never went to WCW

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would have never joined the NWO

 

If Randy Savage rejoined the WWF

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he'd be in the nWo

 

If anybody over 40 joins the WWF

Guest Some Guy
Posted

They main event, unless they are perfect.

 

If they pushed Perfect vs. Austin for Mania

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then the WWF is regressing, not progressing.

 

If hogan got injured in the next month legit

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

then he'd still be in major storylines

 

If HHH never took muscle enhancers

Guest Some Guy
Posted

His forehead wouldn't slope.

 

If HHH re-tore his quad

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he wouldn't be so big and INTENSE

 

If Scott Steiner signs with the WWF

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then you could add one more useless stiff to the roster.

 

If Rick Steiner was signed to the WWF

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then that would suck

 

If DDP actually got a push

Guest Some Guy
Posted

then you could add one more useless stiff to the roster.

 

If Goldberg signed with WWF

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would probably kick Chris Benoit in the head just to piss me off

 

If Bret Hart and British Bulldog got into a fist fight

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Bret would bet beaten (Davey has no long hair to pull :) )

 

If Bret had ripped all of Shawn's hair out

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he would be screaming in pain as he bleeds to death from his chest

 

If the Ding Dongs were Steamboat and Benoit

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Jim Herd would be a genius.

 

If Flair was never treated like shit by WCW

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he wouldn't have won the 1992 Royal Rumble

 

If Flair and Benoit had a match

Guest Some Guy
Posted

SK and the rest of the Smarks would blow their loads.

 

If you don't "make 7-up your's"

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then we're talking *****

 

If Ricky Steamboat wrestled again

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Then he'd be shoved in the mid-card

 

If Shawn Micheals cut his hair

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then he'd be Shawn Micheals with short hair

 

If Shawn Micheals and Razor Ramon were part of the TLC matches

Guest Tony149
Posted

Then he'd look really weird

 

If JR ran around your house screaming "SLOBBERKNOCKER"

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

Then I would have a bat to the back of his head.

 

If Billy Gunn could wrestle as good as Flair...

Guest goodhelmet
Posted

then I'd hit his fatass with a bottle of real BBQ sauce

 

If JR told the truth in his Ross Reports

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