RAW Backlash Main Event...

[Guest snuffbox]

RVD: Yo, God, Are you Jesus too? Man, I am WILLE! Shit...This weed good...Want a hit God?

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

If Nash does debut his new/old/rehashed gimmick this week then i hope he goes ALL out on the nostalgia and Jack Knifes EZE through a table.

 

I'd mark.

 

UYI

[Guest snuffbox]

Anyone else think Jericho or Booker might get the pin to 'put them over' after Wrestlemania?

[Guest creativename]

Kamalaamania owns Dieselmania which owns Hulkamania which owns Bundyamania...

Bah. Macho Madness owns them all.

[Guest Choken One]

Maybe but HHH and HBK and Nash aren't laying down...So Booker will lay for Jericho and vice versa...

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I wonder if they have team prayers like football teams do?

 

Hunter: Dear Me, Give me heat and may I continue to bury Rob, Chris and Booker.

 

Shawn: Dear God, Continue to bless me and only me.

 

Jericho: Dear God, I love you, Thanks for the Band and all but can ya give me a break for once? Can't I go over ONCE?

 

RVD: Yo, God, Are you Jesus too? Man, I am WILLE! Shit...This weed good...Want a hit God?

You forgot one:

 

 

 

Nash: Dear God, my knees are hurting like hell. *looks around* Wait, that doesn't count as a prayer, does it?

[Guest NoCalMike]

I don't wish injury upon Nash, however right about now I would settle for ANYTHING that will prevent him from returning.

[cawthon777 0]

Didn't I post this "spoiler" last week?

[Guest Quik]

Diesel...

 

Am I the only one who can't stop laughing at this stupid idea? How long until "Superstars" returns on Saturday mornings? I mark for Barry Horowitz.

[TheFranchise 0]

He won a match once!! (Horowitz)

[Guest teke184]

The main event scene on RAW is Nostalgia Trip 2: Electric Boogaloo and both Roddy Piper and Sable went to Smackdown... isn't this a sign of the Apocalypse?

[cawthon777 0]

No, I think the apocolypse will be coming once Bruno starts doing commentary on Raw.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Anyone else think Jericho or Booker might get the pin to 'put them over' after Wrestlemania?

Not a chance in hell of that happening. They may get the pin, but they won't get put over.

 

And does anyone else find it funny that Ric Flair, who is so much older than Nash, Michaels or HGH, has wrestled longer and harder than they have, and has been through more than they have, is in better physical condition than any of them ?

[Guest DerangedHermit]

It would be funny if HHH and Diesel duked it out and their quads tore at the same time.

[Guest SP-1]

Flair is an unnatural being and we all know it, deep down. He is the stuff of mythology, taken form with blond hair and a lisp. He is Ric Flair. And he is virtually immortal.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Anyone else think Jericho or Booker might get the pin to 'put them over' after Wrestlemania?

This would be the REAL sign of the Apocalypse.

[Guest Austin3164life]

It would be funny if HHH and Diesel duked it out and their quads tore at the same time.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

Flair is an unnatural being and we all know it, deep down. He is the stuff of mythology, taken form with blond hair and a lisp. He is Ric Flair. And he is virtually immortal.

Breaking bones, surviving airplane crashes and putting up with Hulk Hogan.

 

Virtually immortal? Pfft, I think we have a new Jesus Christ.

 

UYI

[Guest SP-1]

Flair is an unnatural being and we all know it, deep down.  He is the stuff of mythology, taken form with blond hair and a lisp.  He is Ric Flair.  And he is virtually immortal.

Breaking bones, surviving airplane crashes and putting up with Hulk Hogan.

 

Virtually immortal? Pfft, I think we have a new Jesus Christ.

 

UYI

So close yet so far. I think the lisp ultimately robs him of it. While it's cute in an annoying way, it's still annoying. I wouldn't be able to sit through Flair telling parables to his disciples for very long.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

We'll call it even at semi-Jesus, SP.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Flair was never pressured to have a certain "look" and make himself look like a roided up gorilla. Plus I remember on Nitro that Tony Shillvone would constantly talk about Flair's vigorous conditioning. Maybe that was the reason, and it could have included lots of stretching exercises. That seems to keep RVD off the injured list. For some one who was less of a "high risk" guy although he still took lots of bumps, Flair would probably be able to stay very healthy as a result.

 

That would probably be the secret of his longevity.