Guest snuffbox Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 RVD: Yo, God, Are you Jesus too? Man, I am WILLE! Shit...This weed good...Want a hit God?
Guest Respect The 'Taker Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 If Nash does debut his new/old/rehashed gimmick this week then i hope he goes ALL out on the nostalgia and Jack Knifes EZE through a table. I'd mark. UYI
Guest snuffbox Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 Anyone else think Jericho or Booker might get the pin to 'put them over' after Wrestlemania?
Guest creativename Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 Kamalaamania owns Dieselmania which owns Hulkamania which owns Bundyamania... Bah. Macho Madness owns them all.
Guest Choken One Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 Maybe but HHH and HBK and Nash aren't laying down...So Booker will lay for Jericho and vice versa...
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 I wonder if they have team prayers like football teams do? Hunter: Dear Me, Give me heat and may I continue to bury Rob, Chris and Booker. Shawn: Dear God, Continue to bless me and only me. Jericho: Dear God, I love you, Thanks for the Band and all but can ya give me a break for once? Can't I go over ONCE? RVD: Yo, God, Are you Jesus too? Man, I am WILLE! Shit...This weed good...Want a hit God? You forgot one: Nash: Dear God, my knees are hurting like hell. *looks around* Wait, that doesn't count as a prayer, does it?
Guest NoCalMike Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 I don't wish injury upon Nash, however right about now I would settle for ANYTHING that will prevent him from returning.
Guest Quik Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 Diesel... Am I the only one who can't stop laughing at this stupid idea? How long until "Superstars" returns on Saturday mornings? I mark for Barry Horowitz.
Guest teke184 Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 The main event scene on RAW is Nostalgia Trip 2: Electric Boogaloo and both Roddy Piper and Sable went to Smackdown... isn't this a sign of the Apocalypse?
cawthon777 Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 No, I think the apocolypse will be coming once Bruno starts doing commentary on Raw.
Guest NoSelfWorth Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 Anyone else think Jericho or Booker might get the pin to 'put them over' after Wrestlemania? Not a chance in hell of that happening. They may get the pin, but they won't get put over. And does anyone else find it funny that Ric Flair, who is so much older than Nash, Michaels or HGH, has wrestled longer and harder than they have, and has been through more than they have, is in better physical condition than any of them ?
Guest DerangedHermit Posted April 6, 2003 Report Posted April 6, 2003 It would be funny if HHH and Diesel duked it out and their quads tore at the same time.
Guest SP-1 Posted April 7, 2003 Report Posted April 7, 2003 Flair is an unnatural being and we all know it, deep down. He is the stuff of mythology, taken form with blond hair and a lisp. He is Ric Flair. And he is virtually immortal.
Guest CanadianChris Posted April 7, 2003 Report Posted April 7, 2003 Anyone else think Jericho or Booker might get the pin to 'put them over' after Wrestlemania? This would be the REAL sign of the Apocalypse.
Guest Austin3164life Posted April 7, 2003 Report Posted April 7, 2003 It would be funny if HHH and Diesel duked it out and their quads tore at the same time.
Guest Respect The 'Taker Posted April 7, 2003 Report Posted April 7, 2003 Flair is an unnatural being and we all know it, deep down. He is the stuff of mythology, taken form with blond hair and a lisp. He is Ric Flair. And he is virtually immortal. Breaking bones, surviving airplane crashes and putting up with Hulk Hogan. Virtually immortal? Pfft, I think we have a new Jesus Christ. UYI
Guest SP-1 Posted April 7, 2003 Report Posted April 7, 2003 Flair is an unnatural being and we all know it, deep down. He is the stuff of mythology, taken form with blond hair and a lisp. He is Ric Flair. And he is virtually immortal. Breaking bones, surviving airplane crashes and putting up with Hulk Hogan. Virtually immortal? Pfft, I think we have a new Jesus Christ. UYI So close yet so far. I think the lisp ultimately robs him of it. While it's cute in an annoying way, it's still annoying. I wouldn't be able to sit through Flair telling parables to his disciples for very long.
Guest Respect The 'Taker Posted April 7, 2003 Report Posted April 7, 2003 We'll call it even at semi-Jesus, SP.
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 7, 2003 Report Posted April 7, 2003 Flair was never pressured to have a certain "look" and make himself look like a roided up gorilla. Plus I remember on Nitro that Tony Shillvone would constantly talk about Flair's vigorous conditioning. Maybe that was the reason, and it could have included lots of stretching exercises. That seems to keep RVD off the injured list. For some one who was less of a "high risk" guy although he still took lots of bumps, Flair would probably be able to stay very healthy as a result. That would probably be the secret of his longevity.
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