Miss Smartmarks III

[Guest Kingpk]

Note: There was one tie, so I broke it myself.

 

East

 

Jennfer Connelly 31

Rachel Stevens 21

 

Elisha Cuthbert 21

Britney Spears 31

 

South

 

Kristin Kreuk 25

Denise Richards 27

 

Anna Kournikova 26

Sarah Michelle Gellar 26

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku 36

Heidi Klum 16

 

Liv Tyler 17

Kirsten Dunst 35

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano 31

Shannon Elizabeth 21

 

Jewel 12

Liz Hurley 40

 

West

 

Shania Twain 27

Kylie Minogue 25

 

*sound of gunshot*

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt 40

Catherine Bell 12

 

Northeast

 

Andrea Corr

Torrie Wilson 32

 

Katie Holmes 24

Salma Hayek 28

 

Southwest

 

Scarlette Johannson 17

Stacy Kiebler 35

 

Trish Stratus 37

Halle Berry 15

 

North

 

Natalie Portman 36

Charisma Carpenter 16

 

Jennifer Lopez 30

Laetita Casta 22

 

Stay tuned for the Regional Finals.

[Guest Flyboy]

Are their going to be any mix-ups?

[Guest Kingpk]

The Elite Eight ( the winners of the regions) will be matched up randomly.

[Guest DR PHIL]

Kristin Kreuk 25

Denise Richards 27

 

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

INJUSTICE!!!

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Spoony is gonna be crushed

[Guest benoitrules2000]

Kylie lost!!!

DOUBLE INJUSTICE!!!!!

 

It looks like spoony and I are gonna have to go on rampage!

[Guest bravesfan]

No comment on Twain/Minogue.

 

Thankfully, Dunst runs into Eliza Dushku in the next round and will be quickly disposed of.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Halle Berry lost?

 

Well, I guess it *is* a wrestling board, but sheesh.

[Guest spiny norman]

Yeah, and Andrea Corr lost so badly she didn't even get a number next to her name!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kinetic failed me. He was supposed to vote Kylie, dammit!

 

(sigh) Fucking conspiring brackets... Ehh, she's got no shot until the new album comes out and she has a new series of salacious outfits in her videos, so I concede defeat...

 

(cries)

 

EDIT: (recounts for himself, just for the hell of it)

 

EDIT AGAIN: It was really 26-25. A defeat still, but she put up an awesome fight. To commemorate it, I present my avatar at the SayHey boards at Kylie.co.uk, a .gif from the AGENT PROVACATEUR~ commercial.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I'd like to point out that Agent Provocateur commercial is dead sexay, bah-bay. Yeeeah.[/austin powers]

 

BRITNEY! BRITNEY! BRITNEY! Now I don't know who's tougher, Jennifer Connelly, or Angelina Jolie, but Britney beat Jolie somewhat handily, so yeah...let's see. IMO, Jolie is much more attractive.

 

(for some reason played the Brock Lesnar music after seeing Britney won. THE NEXT BIG THING~!!!!)

[Guest hardyz1]

Maybe I'm crazy, but I never thought Halle Barry was the absolute hot shit everybody else thinks. Sure she's hot, but I guess the short hair turns me off.

[Guest Flyboy]

Rachel Stevens was screwed.

[Guest BDC]

So was Ms. Casta. You people just confuse me.

[Guest JHawk]

I never did vote for Halle Berry the entire tournament because I never thought she was any hotter than anybody else.

 

Then again, this is coming from your resident Stacy Keibler mark.

 

Sorry about Kylie, Kotz, but that one was as close as it should have been because they're both frickin' gorgeous.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Wait, Casta lost? FUCK~! I mean, Jennifer Lopez is hot (as are all the girls in this of course), but not THAT hot.

 

(remembers the HORRID shot that has Casta's ribs poking out like sore thumbs) Hmm... then again...

[Guest evilhomer]

Geez, so many close votes, one vote one way or the other made all the difference in a few.

 

At least Alyssa got through this round, I through my full support behind her. C'mon Kingpk, give her an easy opponent for round 3

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Jennifer Lopez 30

Laetita Casta 22

god damn you all.

 

Dude, Eliza is an unstoppable juggernaut of hotness. She's got it in the bag. *Kylie joke*

[Guest Flyboy]

If Eliza doesn't win... fuck that noise.

 

She better win.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Kristin Kreuk 25

Denise Richards 27

 

It's nice to know that people are still smoking crack.