Guest Hot NewzWIRE~! Report post Posted April 6, 2003 OMFGLOLMAO!!!! I'm still alvie! I bet you all thought I want to Iraq to fighte Saddamn lol. but I ddin't! What happened is I got GROUNDED from the internet by my mom after she caught me making out wiht my girl, what a biatch! That's mom, not the girl, she's hott! She looks like Avril Lavinge only shorter and she wears more make-up and she's got smaller boobs but she's still hot and our tongues are quite good friends now, if you smell what the Newz is cooking! Anyway, I DID write a update for AngleManie (and this is no lie!) but my fucking computer crashed before I could post it! And I think a rival writer (possibly Zac Kattack) planted a virus on my CPU or something because he's JEALOUS of me, that fat basterd! Anyway, I WILL be back soon with lots of Newz on how hot CAINDAN CHIX is so keep the faith, HotNewzaholics! :) UNIT L TAHN, BUY TEH THONG~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patty O'Green 0 Report post Posted April 6, 2003 I bought six thongs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted April 6, 2003 Anyway, I WILL be back soon with lots of Newz on how hot CAINDAN CHIX is so keep the faith, HotNewzaholics! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted April 6, 2003 I thought you were married, yo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted April 6, 2003 He must be a true playa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted April 7, 2003 ::Publishes embarassing photos of Hot Newz WIRE~! I can't be the only one who thought of this! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Just when you think the world can't get any stranger, along comes someone that just puts that extra nail into the coffin of weirdness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted May 7, 2003 Awesome. I hope we see some more of these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
