Fuck the Anna Nicole Show.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I'm watching this shit right now, and I'm seriously repulsed.

 

The idea of the show was a 'Trading Places' motif. Anna's neighbors did a room for her, and she did one for them.

 

The neighbors did a pretty nice room, using Feng Shui, and all sorts of pretty colors and whatnot. It looked pretty good.

 

Anna's makeover? A bondage room, complete with Dildos, Whips, Chains, Love Dolls, and a Sex Swing.

 

This is the sickest thing I've ever seen. How anyone could find this person funny is beyond me.

 

So, FUCK the Anna Nicole show. I hope she fucking dies of a heart attack or something.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

You watch that show? Serves you right...

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I'm forced (well, not exactly, but you know) to see it thanks to my parents who enjoy it.

 

She is a galactic quantity of Stupid waiting to explode, but on the plus side she doesn't seem to mean anybody harm. She buys nice things for those close to her and generally shares in the decadance that she almost definitely doesn't deserve.

 

 

However, the show went downhill when Bobby Trendy left and he and Howard couldn't have their funny feud. Bobby was every single gay stereotype you could possibly think of wrapped up into one person. He nearly makes me ashamed to tell anyone I'm gay. Hell, Christopher Lowell would think "Wow, that's really fucking gay."

 

This was worth it, though, simply for Howard's arguements and imitations of him.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

One thing that bugs me about her -- what exactly is the legal deal with her late husband's will? Did he leave her anything? If not, I don't understand why she is suing to get some of that estate...

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

She and the descendants of that guy fought over the money.

 

She was awarded $88 million. She tried to go for even more, but the Judge wouldn't go for it.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

But my question is who was the money willed to? If she was promised some money, so be it. If not -- oh well...

[Guest razazteca]

Whats funny about the show is that Anna is a complete mindless blond stereotypical person and the show is entertaining at times because she is an idiot.

 

The pickle addition scares me.

[JasonX 0]

One thing that bugs me about her -- what exactly is the legal deal with her late husband's will? Did he leave her anything? If not, I don't understand why she is suing to get some of that estate...

The cliffnote version of the whole sordid affair (and it's VERY VERY complicated) is that Anne Nicole is a stripper who married a very, very old and VERY VERY VERY rich Texas oil tycoon who had two kids from a previous marriage.

 

Using her husband's money, Anna launched herself into the world of modeling and hollywood and became famous while her husband supported her. According to Anne, her husband promised that she would get half of his estate when he died, which pissed off one of his kids. So behind Anna's back, he gets his dad to change his will so he gets everything (the other son had been disinherited about a decade earlier) and got it arranged so that his dad couldn't change it back. The dad died and Anne was left with nothing. So she sued and eventually got her settlement from the son.

[Guest DrTom]

I'm pretty sure she married J. Howard Marshall after she'd already made it as a model and Playboy centerfold. It doesn't really matter, since she's basically just a fat tramp now, but that's how I remember it happening several years ago.

[Guest Flyboy]

And you teased me for liking A Walk To Remember?

 

Riiiiggghhtt...

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

I watched this show..

 

Once..

 

For 15 seconds..

 

Then I threw up...which is something that she should look into..

[Guest NoCash]

Why the hell should she? Theres no way I would even attempt to look good if I had millions of dollars and a hit TV show. Shes living the american dream, she eats alot, is stupid, and shes rich.

 

Someone cue Dustys music.

 

Oh, the shows crap by the way, but I still say good for her.

[Guest Mole]

One of my friends didn't even know who she was and was like 'why is this fat bitch famous.'

 

I showed her some pics from her in Playboy, and was like, ohhhh, titties.

[Guest starvenger]

One of my friends didn't even know who she was and was like 'why is this fat bitch famous.'

 

I showed her some pics from her in Playboy, and was like, ohhhh, titties.

That's the funny part. You look at those shots (past the silicone), and you can see that while she was never waif-like, she was at least fit. Kinda makes you wonder what the hell happened.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

oh man the anna nichole show is great. Its like watching cops, yeah its not suppose to be funny, but its so bad it is. You're just kinda waiting for something really bad to happen and then you laugh really hard.

 

Sure, Id date her, just to get some money out of her. I mean come on, shes got 88 freaking million dollars. And im sure she'll be dead in less then a decade.