SJL Crimson Card, April 10th!

[Guest realitycheck]

SJL Crimson, April 10th, 2003!

Due Date: Thursday, 6pm EST.

Venue: The American West Arena, Phoenix, Arizona!

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Card:

 

TRIPLE THREAT

Write or Die Match!

Omega Storm vs Quiet Death vs "The Dark Rebel" Terry Wayne

The penalty for not showing up is... well, getting exterdited. Wayne, Death and Omega Storm, despite showing incredible promise at the beginning of their respective runs, and ALL holding the TV title, have tailed off of late with a series of no-shows. So now, to keep their spots in the SJL, they have to proove they're still around.

Rules: Three men in the ring at once, standard DQ, pinfall and submission rules apply. First pin wins.

Word Limit 3750

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SINGLES MATCH

TV Title Match

Syndicate vs John Duran©

You show up, you reap the benefits. In only his second contest, Syndicate gets a shot at the SJL Television title, currently held by John Duran. After a long time of clawing at the belt, Duran is finally champion, and obviously, has no intentions of letting the gold slip from his grasp. Can Syndicate pull off a considerable upset? Or will Duran make an example of him, in what he hopes will be the beginning of a long reign?

Rules: Standard singles match, yadda yadda yadda.

Word Limit 4000

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TAG MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins/Kaine vs Tryst/Christian Blackwell

Oo, feel the love in this one. Kaine, after a few shows away, returns to tag with a man he beat down, and then proceeded to lament as a jobber. Meanwhile, Tryst and Blackwell faced just last show, with Blackwell prying the European title away from the Sherwood Fable's grip. Should be chaos, and winner(s) here could see themselves moving up in divisional standings very shortly.

Rules: Tag match rules, standard DQ, pinfall and countout apply. Let's not forget the tag ropes, gentlemen.

Word Limit 5000

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SINGLES MATCH

World Title Contendership

Crow vs Va'aiga

What do I really need to say about this one? Crow and Va'aiga have been in the thick of the world title race for several shows now, and look to gain another shot at the title here. Actually, the Bird is looking for his first shot at the SJL world heavyweight title, but perhaps, with Va'aiga looking to redeem himself after losing to Dace on Metal, he will actually be hungrier...

Rules: The toys are in the attic for this one, guys. Standard singles match, you know the rest.

Word Limit: 5750

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MAIN EVENT

World Title

Barbed Wire Deathmatch

Sean Atlas vs Dace Night©

They've faced in straight-up wrestling, where one man could only win by pinfall, and the other submission, and Atlas emerged victorious. So now, Dace Night and Sean Atlas will take it to the element where Dace has the clear advantage... in a ring surrounded with barbed wire. The blood will flow for certain, but will the SJL title to yet another hand? Only time will tell...

Rules: Texas Death Match rules, where the man with the most falls after the end of a time period wins. After a fall, which may only occur as pinfall or submission, there is a 10 second rest period. The ring ropes have been wrapped with barbed wire, and the turnbuckle pads have been replaced with lumber filled with several large, unbroken light bulbs. The rest of the "toys" you bring into the match are up to you. Have fun.

Match Length: 30:00

Word Limit: 6750

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[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I've just got to say that word limits seem a little high for a JL show, but then again you don't have to write to the word limit. And if the tag guys could write together (which is how it's done in the SWF and you guys should learn to do that) I would be ever so happy.

[Guest Dace59]

Atlas and me are gonna bleed like fucking pigs.

 

BLLLLEEEEEEDDDDD!

 

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[Guest Tod deKindes]

I dig my match. And since Frostosis is handing out tips, here's one of my own:

 

Clean finish, if possible, gentlemen.

[Guest hhh6294]

Whoa Whoa... what a sec here...

 

Yeah, it's a Tag match... but Zed.. I asked you for THREE shows off... not two... I am in the process of moving at the moment... and I have ZERO time to write even half of a Tag match...

[Guest realitycheck]

Three? Ugh... I forgot how many shows it'd been since you asked me to not book you.

 

Sorry. You told me in chat, and so I'm liable to forget dates without a PM to double-check.

 

-Z

[Guest Crowe]

Clean finish eh?

 

Alright, you'll get your clean finish... muaha... muahahaha... MUAHAHAHAHA!

[Rawknight 0]

Clean Finish? And I was so gonna get myself DQd by pounding Crow into a bloody pulp with a chair. Guess I'm gonna have to try and win now.

 

Or maybe this is all smoke and mirrors

 

*mysterious pose*

[Guest Crowe]

On second thoughts, you won't get your clean finish, you'll get my dirty, smutty, disgusting finish.

[Guest hhh6294]

...so basically what you were going to do in the first place, right Bird?

[Guest Crowe]

Damn right, and the match has been fired off to deKindes, all 5465 words of it.

 

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