Guest Dmann2000 Report post Posted April 7, 2003 I'm creating this thread just to get everyone talking about Flair's promos. Cut n paste, share memories, cause a day without the Nature Boy, is a day without WHOOOOOO! Flair returns to Charlotte Flair final Nitro Flair post RR Flair post WM VIII Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Did I - Did I - WOOOO! - Did I - happen - to hear - Vince McMahon - say - he - was goin' - to hold - W - CW - in the palms - of his hands? Is that what he said? Does that mean that YOU are gonna hold Jack Brisco, Dory Funk, Harley Race, the Road Warriors, Sting, Luger, the Steiners, Bagwell, Ric Flair, Steamboat, does that mean you're gonna hold us all in the palm of your hand? To coin a phrase, I don't think so! You know, at twelve o'clock today, someone very special to me said 'do not go onto that show tonight knowin' it's the last time you'll ever be on TNT or TBS' - knowing it's the last time, she said to me 'don't go out there and cry - don't go out there and say your sorry' because I'm not - I've been fourteen times the world champion - in my eyes, one of the greatest, you got it! The greatest wrestling organisation in the world - WCW! WE...I'm talkin' about the Stinger, the Lugers, the Steiners, the Road Warriors - I'm talkin' about my best friend, Arn Anderson and the IV Horsemen - we have been on a par, and we have been equal to any wrestling organisation in the world - as a matter of fact, we have run neck and neck with you, Vince McMahon, for years - for YEARS - and just for trivia, Vince McMahon, do you know that in 1981 when you were trying to become an announcer, your dad was on the board of directors and voted for ME to be the world champion - WOOOO! (off the ropes) How 'bout that? And ever since that day, I have been (jacket's off) a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin', son of a gun, that along with the whole WCW dammit all, have kissed the girls worldwide! And made 'em cry. (Sign: McMAHON IS SATAN) 'cause ya see, we were every bit the force we were WCW - we lived, we breathed, we sweat, we paid the price to be the best - never been about the boys - it's always been WWF vs. WCW in the office - the boys that have gone out there, night in and night out, doing everything they could to be the very best at what they chose to do in their life - those boys are here toinght - we are. We're not going anywhere, you can't hold us in your hand and predict our life! We're WCW! We've bled and we've sweat - when was the last time you wrestled for an hour, cut yourself five times - bled for forty-five minutes - when - were - you - there - you weren't! You weren't! You were never in the dressing room, on the road forty days and forty nights, bleedin', sweatin', goin' to the next town, you weren't there, you can't hold people's lives in your hands. We're the greatest wrestling company of all time - I'm gonna say it again - (beach ball: VINCE SUCKS) you can't control us or our future, and in closing, let me say this - in all my years in this sport, my greatest opponent with this company has been Sting - so tonight, if we're going out, if we're going out on a high note, Stinger, the Nature Boy wants you right here, because - that's right - that's right - ya hear it, Sting? Sting, my greatest opponent - Sting, your last chance - your last chance to be... ["Sting!"] Sting! Sting Sting Sting Sting Sting - Sting! (white board: WWF SUX) To be - the man, you've gotta beat the man, and Sting...I'M - THE - MAN - WOOOOO!" Credit: CRZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dmann2000 Report post Posted April 7, 2003 I'm going to have to watch my Final Nitro tape now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WhenDanSaysJump Report post Posted April 7, 2003 "My God...thank you...thank you very much...I'm almost embarrassed by the response, but when I see this, I know that the twenty - five years that I've spent trying to make you happy every night of your life was worth every damn minute of it. Now, somebody told me that the Horsemen were having a party tonight in Greenville! Could that be true that the most elite group that Eric Bischoff said was dead is alive and well? Bischoff, this might be my only shot, and I gotta tell ya, I'm gonna make it my best. Is this what you call a great moment in TV? It's wrong, because this is REAL! This is not bought and paid for! It's a REAL - LIFE - SITUATION! Just like the night in Columbia, South Carolina, when you looked at me - tears in my eyes - and said 'God, that's good TV' - it was real! Arn Anderson passed the torch - it was real, dammit! You think Sting was crying in the dressing room like I was on TV if it wasn't real? This guy, my best friend, is one of the greatest performers who ever lived, and YOU - you squashed him, in one night. Then you get on the phone and tell me, 'disband the Horsemen, they're dead.' Disband the Horsemen, me. You know what, I looked at myself in the mirror the next day and I saw a pathetic figure that gave up and quit! And for that, I owe you, the wrestling fans, I owe these guys an apology. Because it won't happen again! [bischoff is coming out.] Bischoff, whatever you think...no, you're an overbearing asshole! That's right! You're an obnoxious, you're an obnoxious, overbearing ass! Abuse of power! You! Abuse of power! Cut me off! Come on! It's called abuse of power! You suck! You, I hate your guts. I hate your guts. You are a liar, you're a cheat, you're a scam, you are a no good son of a (mute). Fire me! I'm already fired! Fire me! I'm already fired!" Again, courtesy of CRZ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Royal Rumble 92. It's the longest promo I have memorized (or at least 90% memorized). "This ... is without a doubt ... the greatest day of my life. When you walk around this world and say you're number #1, the only way to stay number #1 is to BE number #1 and THIS ... is the ONLY ... title in the wrestling world that makes you number #1 ... when you are king of the WWF you rule the world ... Tell 'em Mr. Perfect!" "We're not the kinda guys to say we told you so ... but we (along with Heenan) TOLD YOU SO!" "For all the Hulk Hogans, and Sids, and Pipers - now it's Ric Flair ... AND YOU ALL PAY HOMAGE TO THE MAN! WHOOOOOO!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 7, 2003 Anyone got a transcript of the 4 Horseman 'Stud Horses promo' from the 80s? That was another really good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
