Never Eat Blue Sno-Cones from the Rosemont Horizon

[Guest The Czech Republic]

So I was rocking the suburbs at the Smackdown taping last night. During the Jones-Demott match, I stepped out for concessions. I got myself a blue Sno-Cone for three bucks.

 

I think they switched the blue-raspberry syrup with industrial dye.

 

 

First of all my lips were bright blue by the end of the cone. This is standard procedure with blue sno-cones, but this shit would NOT come off. Nothing got this blue off. It's still partly there!

 

But the worst part came at 4:15 a.m. today. I wake up, violently ill. I run to the bathroom and sit down, where I realize upon standing up that I'm shitting blue.

 

No lie. Blue shit.

 

I have a bad feelign my whole intestinal tract is blue now.

[Guest treble charged]

I think God's telling you to become a Leafs fan.

[Guest El Satanico]

 

Oh...i mean...damn that sucks

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I think God's telling you to become a Leafs fan.

True Leaf fans bleed blue, Blackhawk fans just shit blue.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I think God's telling you to become a Leafs fan.

True Leaf fans bleed blue, Blackhawk fans just shit blue.

Dammit....I'm a FUCKING BROWNS FAN~!

 

**wishes my shit would turn Tampa Bay gold or something**

[Guest Vitamin X]

::hopes his shit doesnt start coming out green and gold::

[Guest MrRant]

I'd hate to see what would have to happen to be a Reds/Hurricanes (NHL) fan.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

one time i was a Gallagher fan... I blew my shit all over the first three rows of a studio audience

[Guest AM The Kid]

Uh oh, red and orange shit for me. Damn no-good Flames.

[Guest Vitamin X]

hmmm..hockey wise I would be crapping maroon and white....weirdass Avs colors...

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Do the Wolves still play in RosemooooooahAllstate Arena? Then you could have more of like a Maroon colored shit.

 

(It is too on topic, shut up.)

[Guest kingkamala]

I'd be shitting gold and black seeing as how I'm a Bruins fan. Hmmmm shitting gold, that doesn't sound TOO bad.

[Guest TheGame2705]

Oh my...

[Guest swan]

Just can't give up the Horizon name huh?

[Guest DerangedHermit]

Lessee...

Rangers: I'd be shitting red, white and blue. Damn patriotic shit.

Mets: Blue and orange. Not cool.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Just can't give up the Horizon name huh?

Everybody that I know calls it the Horizon. Plus, even though I love the renovations that came with the Allstate Arena name, the Horizon name is cooler. They have some nice bathrooms, for which my blue shit would've gone with the color scheme of Smackdown AND the building.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Nobody uses those dumbass corporate names. Except for Enron Field.

 

Do you think people are going to start calling Comiskey "Cellular One Field"?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Nobody uses those dumbass corporate names. Except for Enron Field.

 

Do you think people are going to start calling Comiskey "Cellular One Field"?

The only corporate names that are good are ones like Great American Ballpark, Nationwide Arena, United Center, First Union Center, and so forth.

 

I believe for a while the venue in which the Florida Panthers play was called the National Car Rental Center, which conjures up images not of a hockey rink but a sprawling lot of Honda Civics.

[Guest MrRant]

Seahawks Stadium. At least it has no corporate name.

 

 

 

Yet.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Nobody uses those dumbass corporate names. Except for Enron Field. 

 

Do you think people are going to start calling Comiskey "Cellular One Field"?

The only corporate names that are good are ones like Great American Ballpark, Nationwide Arena, United Center, First Union Center, and so forth.

 

I believe for a while the venue in which the Florida Panthers play was called the National Car Rental Center, which conjures up images not of a hockey rink but a sprawling lot of Honda Civics.

What about THE STAPLES CENTER~?!