ask me anything

[Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf]

I see an awful lot of bullshit on there boards and as minister for information feel it is my duty to set a few records straight

 

Firstly this post is categorically not ghey

 

anything else?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

How can you best describe the touch of a woman?

[Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf]

How can you best describe the touch of a woman?

Women may not touch for they are an inferior species, We will touch them when WE decide

[Guest Downhome]

So, are you ready to admit that Coalition forces ARE indeed in Baghdad?

[Guest evenflowDDT]

When will you be banned?

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

You're Banky, right?

[Guest areacode212]

This just reminded me about this slightly amusing website I came across:

 

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com

[Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf]

So, are you ready to admit that Coalition forces ARE indeed in Baghdad?

Coalition forces may well have built a replica Bagdhad to simulate having control but there is no way they have control here

 

also may I categorically deny making any kind of typo in this thread title

[Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf]

When will you be banned?

I will never be banned, Dames keeps sneaking forward to get photo opportunities of himself with his finger on the ban button but then I shell him into oblivion and he retreats like the coward he is

[Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf]

You're Banky, right?

We have none of this "Banky" you speak of, if you send your weapons inspectors in I am confident you will find no "Banky"

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

If offered a daily talk show on American TV, would you take it? I know I'd watch it.

[Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf]

If offered a daily talk show on American TV, would you take it? I know I'd watch it.

I'd rather do some form of consumers being ripped off style show where I defend the companies involved

 

 

"These roadworks are here for good reason, In no possible way are we just trying to spend our budget before the end of the financial year"

 

Infact bring your consumer complaints here. I'll answer them all

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I want a device that takes statements and modifies them to extol the virtues of the great Sadaam and his still-omnipotent regime. Can you find a way for me to get one of those? Better yet, can I just have you be my spokesman and tell girls how my penis drives other men's penises into hiding for fear of being exposed as puny and any that are larger are artificial?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

What do you believe the replica Baghdad is made out of? I wish to build a replica of Bayside High in my backyard, complete with The Max, just so that some of the better smarks would come hang out and chill, listen to the jukebox and sing old Dell Vikings tunes

 

Oh...and how much is that doggy in the window? Or is there really a window? Is there really a dog? Can you put a price on friendship? Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Is he the dog in the window? Is he the window? Do I ask too many questions? Is Jimmy Hoffa making me ask these questions? Is the window making me ask you if the window is asking all these questions? Is the dog democratic or republican? Is the window independant? What's the speed of light in relation to the average air speed of a Frenchman's arms caught in an updraft?

 

And where in god's name is my PONY~!?

[Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf]

I want a device that takes statements and modifies them to extol the virtues of the great Sadaam and his still-omnipotent regime. Can you find a way for me to get one of those? Better yet, can I just have you be my spokesman and tell girls how my penis drives other men's penises into hiding for fear of being exposed as puny and any that are larger are artificial?

Alas it will be difficult for you to pick one of those up as they are only sold in Bagdhad

 

with there being no Americans in Bagdhad you would stick out like a sore thumb and would be shot on site as I am not risking you walking behind me during a TV broadcast

 

If any fall were to happen I'd not only tell girls that but also tell stories of your superb tecnique and porn star stamina, I am only willing to talk to girls with this much flesh showing however

 

but that is hypothetical. IRAQ WILL NEVER FALL

[Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf]

What do you believe the replica Baghdad is made out of? I wish to build a replica of Bayside High in my backyard, complete with The Max, just so that some of the better smarks would come hang out and chill, listen to the jukebox and sing old Dell Vikings tunes

 

Oh...and how much is that doggy in the window? Or is there really a window? Is there really a dog? Can you put a price on friendship? Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Is he the dog in the window? Is he the window? Do I ask too many questions? Is Jimmy Hoffa making me ask these questions? Is the window making me ask you if the window is asking all these questions? Is the dog democratic or republican? Is the window independant? What's the speed of light in relation to the average air speed of a Frenchman's arms caught in an updraft?

 

And where in god's name is my PONY~!?

It seems to be made out of American materials of some kind as it is flimsy and seems to fall apart easily, the materials may well be expensive however seeing as the Arab extras hired for the production are looting the set as we speak

 

That'll teach Bush to let James Cameron direct

 

 

The price of the doggy in the window usually depends on how good it tastes, I could not give an accurate price without such information

 

Yes there is a dog, except when it's an owl, which often happens in times of dog shortage

 

The price of freindship is usually the price of the dog squared twice

 

I am unaware of the whereabouts of this "Hoffa" you speak of, as previously stated we have no chemical weapons

 

If we had "Hoffa" we would certainly stock it in an open window so weapons inspectors could look at it

 

I refuse to release any information regarding question limits

 

What is democratic and republican? You must mean a follower of Saddam? In which case yes it is, all must follow Saddam

 

Yes the window is independant, we allow our windows more independence than our women, which is important because there are a lot of windows in Iraq as not one has been smashed by any kind of "coalition" bomb as of yet

 

I am not prepared to discuss any information about our allies the French

 

 

Your PONY may well have been looted from James Cameron's movie set, I believe I saw an extra leaving with one

[Guest caboose]

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, would you still bullshit about Coalition forces not being in Baghdad?

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

What's your favorite Coliseum Video?

[Guest hardyz1]

What's the difference between an orange?

[Guest T®ITEC]

Do you know what brand of underwear WWE Superstar EDGE wears?

 

'Cause I do.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

Was Sgt. Slaughter really an Iraqi sympathizer or was he really in cahoots with America all along giving away your battle plans over 10 years ago?

[Guest treble charged]

?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

?

***** post, RIGHT THERE.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

I really think an 'ask Banky' thread would be more educational. I have the answers to everything. But I'll let this militant pig have his time in the sun.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Okay...so I am building a life size replica of TC's Trent University dorm room along with replicas of TC and CWM so that they can wage all out war to see who is the Ruler of Trent University...so my question is...

 

?

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Ehhh, the Bob Barron picture is getting old...really old. Quit using it as a crutch for being disturbingly unfunny.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

hey...i only used it once... kinda like a cheap condom

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

hey...i only used it once... kinda like a cheap condom

....A condom that has been used on the same prostitute by 20 different Johns.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

well i only wanted to do it once... for the thrill of it....

 

eh....why am I defending myself.... it doesn't matter...

 

Let's move along people...nothing to see here

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

well i only wanted to do it once... for the thrill of it....

 

eh....why am I defending myself.... it doesn't matter...

 

Let's move along people...nothing to see here

Yes, you've been owned by Radamir.

 

So YOU should move along...