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Guest The Amazing Rando

Owned? Owned you say?

 

Back your Cock Loving Truck up for a minute...

 

I am *YOUR* Sex God~!

 

You are the closest thing to Russian Pussy that i've ever seen...except you have less hair....

 

Did someone ever tell you that having multiple usernames is about the most trite and retarded thing you can do.... everyone knows who the fuck you are...and I'll admit that you are pretty much an established member around here....so I think you can say whatever the fuck you want without hiding behind a name.

 

It should be noted here that I have two usernames...but I don't use my other one to meaningless bitch at people...

 

Man...you want me to apoligize?

 

I apoligize for using the picture

I apoligize for being able to count higher than you

I apoligize for being able to spell correctly

I apoligize for not being 'special'

I apoligize for making you wet your pants

I apoligize for never understanding your needs as a transvestite

I apoligize for laughing at the above statement

I apoligize for thinking my own jokes are funny

I apoligize for you having chronic diarrehea

and of course

 

I apoligize because I am me...and you are you...and as usual Me > You

 

 

Alright.....you can say you "owned" me all you want....

 

I just had to say something in retaliation

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Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy
Owned? Owned you say?

 

Back your Cock Loving Truck up for a minute...

 

I am *YOUR* Sex God~!

 

You are the closest thing to Russian Pussy that i've ever seen...except you have less hair....

 

Did someone ever tell you that having multiple usernames is about the most trite and retarded thing you can do.... everyone knows who the fuck you are...and I'll admit that you are pretty much an established member around here....so I think you can say whatever the fuck you want without hiding behind a name.

 

It should be noted here that I have two usernames...but I don't use my other one to meaningless bitch at people...

 

Man...you want me to apoligize?

 

I apoligize for using the picture

I apoligize for being able to count higher than you

I apoligize for being able to spell correctly

I apoligize for not being 'special'

I apoligize for making you wet your pants

I apoligize for never understanding your needs as a transvestite

I apoligize for laughing at the above statement

I apoligize for thinking my own jokes are funny

I apoligize for you having chronic diarrehea

and of course

 

I apoligize because I am me...and you are you...and as usual Me > You

 

 

Alright.....you can say you "owned" me all you want....

 

I just had to say something in retaliation

Hahahaha

 

Do you apoligize for not being able to spell?

 

Dude, you need to lighten up. Or atleast learn that all these off-the-cuff comments only encourage me more.

 

Haha.

 

You got owned again...

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Guest treble charged

So, have other people ruined the Barron picture for me, in your eyes, oh great Banky?

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Guest The Amazing Rando

No...I apoligized for being ABLE to spell...

 

and you should end every post with "I owned you again"

 

it could be your gimmick...as if you needed another one...

 

 

Can't We All Just Get Along?

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

If the Cubs faced the Red Sox in the World Series, who would win?

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Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy
So, have other people ruined the Barron picture for me, in your eyes, oh great Banky?

Yes.

 

And I am great Banky, specially after seeing my Flyers own YOUR Leafs.

 

Apoligize?

 

Apoligize?

 

Rando, you bore me.

 

*yawn*

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Guest The Amazing Rando
If the Cubs faced the Red Sox in the World Series, who would win?

Well after the nuclear fallout it would be determined that both teams lose because they are the CUBS and the RED SOX

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Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy
If the Cubs faced the Red Sox in the World Series, who would win?

Well after the nuclear fallout it would be determined that both teams lose because they are the CUBS and the RED SOX

Shut up Rando, no one cares about your opinion. Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! Ahhhh! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you

 

[/Downhome]

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
If the Cubs faced the Red Sox in the World Series, who would win?

Well after the nuclear fallout it would be determined that both teams lose because they are the CUBS and the RED SOX

I wasn't asking you.

 

 

Oh and Banky, are you from Philly too?

 

 

We won tonight? I didn't catch it.

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Guest bob_barron
So, have other people ruined the Barron picture for me, in your eyes, oh great Banky?

Yes.

 

And I am great Banky, specially after seeing my Flyers own YOUR Leafs.

 

Apoligize?

 

Apoligize?

 

Rando, you bore me.

 

*yawn*

I thought you were an Isles fan

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, would you still bullshit about Coalition forces not being in Baghdad?

I have no idea what you are trying to suggest, Idon't know about you but I for one have never told a lie in my life, not even a white one. If my wife looks fat in something I tell the bitch

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
What's your favorite Coliseum Video?

The unreleased in the US one where Sgt Slaughter and Mustafa go over the entire roster before General Adnan beat that Hogan putz in the main event

 

I believe It was Colloseum V : Flips, Whips and Anthrax

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
Do you know what brand of underwear WWE Superstar EDGE wears?

 

'Cause I do.

Yes but I am not at liberty to discuss such information

 

It is a moot point anyway as worked cock fighting replaced wrestling as the number one redneck entertainment medium years ago here

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
Was Sgt. Slaughter really an Iraqi sympathizer or was he really in cahoots with America all along giving away your battle plans over 10 years ago?

This never happened, he certainly isn't at it now as any kind of plot we may be planning execute invoving one Hunter Hearts Helmsley becoming the heir to Saddam either

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
barron00.gif?

I have categorically never visited the Battlestar Galactica memorabilia trading fair so am unable to identify the person(s) shown above

 

Also in no way are faces like that any kind of result of germ warfare

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
I really think an 'ask Banky' thread would be more educational. I have the answers to everything. But I'll let this militant pig have his time in the sun.

Now this I agree on, young Banky is without question a child of immnse knowledge

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
Did someone ever tell you that having multiple usernames is about the most trite and retarded thing you can do....

I know this wasn't a question asked of me but allow me to categorically deny ever having another username on tsm

 

also quit arguing in my press conferance or I will be forced to order you to be given 400 lashes in the street

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
If the Cubs faced the Red Sox in the World Series, who would win?

If it were truly the world series Bagdhad would beat them both, but you North Americans like to keep these things between yourselves

 

When you pitch balls at your own players you are not hard to beat

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
I just have to ask one question..........

 

 

Boxers or briefs?

please repeat the question with something I can deny

 

Thankyou

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
Why am I laughing so hard? Do I have SARS?

I am unaware of the existance of any "SARS" it is categorically not any kind of disease spread by us Iraqi's in a region noone would suspect us in either

 

Get off our backs untrusting Americans

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
Who do you pick to win the Stanley Cup?

someone Canadian as we will have launched our counter attack on the US by then and it may well no longer exist

 

let's say the Ottowa Senators, I see a big future for them once the regime takes over

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
Who better than Kanyon?

Uday Hussain. I tell you that guy is the king of innovative offence, just wait till you see his "get henchmen to tie guy up in ropes and set his testicles ablaze" spot

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
Who wins in a fight, Sadaam or Allah? Would God do a run-in?

Wrestlers and their valets do not normally fight, should such a situation occur then Allah may well win as for all we know he may have been developing nuclear weapons wheras we categorically have not

 

God would never run in as he is fully aware Allah would no sell his offence

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf

Firstly this post is categorically not ghey

allready wrong ;)

I'm afraid it is you who is wrong my ignorant American freind

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