ask me anything

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Sure, because you see... I admit when I'm wrong. It's an admirable quality that dumbasses don't seem to share.

....is you calling me a dumbass?

LOLZ!

 

 

You didn't capitlaize the first letter of the sentance!

 

 

TOO FUNNY TO BELIEVE! TOO FUNNY TO BELIEVE!

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Sure, because you see... I admit when I'm wrong. It's an admirable quality that dumbasses don't seem to share.

....is you calling me a dumbass?

LOLZ!

 

 

You didn't capitlaize the first letter of the sentance!

 

 

TOO FUNNY TO BELIEVE! TOO FUNNY TO BELIEVE!

You are quickly becoming my favorite poster....besides myself, of course.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

also quit arguing in my press conferance or I will be forced to order you to be given 400 lashes in the street

Does Francois Truffaut get to watch? Preferrably with a video camera?

[Guest caboose]

How many fingers am I holding up?

[Guest DrTom]

It better not be just one.

 

</Night Court>

[Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf]

I have another question:

 

 

"You like-ah da juice?"

here in Iraq we do not drink juice, however I'm sure you Americans will enjoy the next batch of juice we sent over. Infact I'd go as far as to say you'll like it.... to death

 

 

I categorically deny ever having made the above statement

[Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf]

also quit arguing in my press conferance or I will be forced to order you to be given 400 lashes in the street

Does Francois Truffaut get to watch? Preferrably with a video camera?

Yes

 

alyhough it's getting to the stage that the "Rad" and "Tyler" which keep making the background noise here may have to be eliminated permanantly

[Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf]

How many fingers am I holding up?

knowing the lack of manners of you Americans I would indeed suggest just one

[Guest evenflowDDT]

How many fingers am I holding up?

knowing the lack of manners of you Americans I would indeed suggest just one

Why not two, indicative of our status as White Devils and banes of humanity?

 

I'm just glad I get 400 blows in front of Francois Truffaut. Now all I need is to be dissected in front of Jonathan Frakes and I'll be happy for the evening. Can I be dissected after receiving my blows, and the data used for non-existant chemical weapons research? I'm drinkin' the DU by the drum, I swears it!

[Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf]

How many fingers am I holding up?

knowing the lack of manners of you Americans I would indeed suggest just one

Why not two, indicative of our status as White Devils and banes of humanity?

 

I'm just glad I get 400 blows in front of Francois Truffaut. Now all I need is to be dissected in front of Jonathan Frakes and I'll be happy for the evening. Can I be dissected after receiving my blows, and the data used for non-existant chemical weapons research? I'm drinkin' the DU by the drum, I swears it!

certainly as we are yers behind on chemical weapons, we are struggling to develop the toxic substance you americans have known as "vanilla coke"

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

....is you calling me a dumbass?

 

...if the shoe fits...

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

....is you calling me a dumbass?

 

...if the shoe fits...

Kinda like my dick in your mom's vagina.

 

You act like an ass, I'll treat you like one.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Wow, a mother joke.

 

I thought you were supposed to be some amazing flame artist who owns the NHB thread... that was rather tired and old, though.

 

*waits for the inevitible "YOUR MOTHER IS TIRED AND OLD LOL!!!!" joke*

[Guest snuffbox]

....is you calling me a dumbass?

 

...if the shoe fits...

Kinda like my dick in your mom's vagina.

 

You act like an ass, I'll treat you like one.

zinger!....

[Guest caboose]

How many fingers am I holding up?

knowing the lack of manners of you Americans I would indeed suggest just one

I'm an Indian Englishman.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Wow, a mother joke.

 

I thought you were supposed to be some amazing flame artist who owns the NHB thread... that was rather tired and old, though.

 

*waits for the inevitible "YOUR MOTHER IS TIRED AND OLD LOL!!!!" joke*

Hey, if you can do it creatively, than why not? Besides, if you were an actual threat, or had any true argument against me, I might put *some* effort forth. So get out of my folder, you're wasting my time...kid.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Does Iraq back the Mack?

[Guest SP-1]

If they did I bet we wouldn't be beating them so well.

[Guest DrTom]

They probably do, but I'd bet they're not Down with the Brown.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Hey, if you can do it creatively, than why not? Besides, if you were an actual threat, or had any true argument against me, I might put *some* effort forth. So get out of my folder, you're wasting my time...kid

 

That was creative? Damn, our educational system is really eroding.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Hey, if you can do it creatively, than why not? Besides, if you were an actual threat, or had any true argument against me, I might put *some* effort forth. So get out of my folder, you're wasting my time...kid

 

That was creative? Damn, our educational system is really eroding.

Oh I was quite proud of the analogy between of a foot fitting perfectly in a shoe, and my penis being the perfect mold for your mom's vagina...call me old fashioned....

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Nonetheless, "YO MOMMA LOLZ" jokes are, perhaps, the least creative jokes on the face of the planet.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Nonetheless, "YO MOMMA LOLZ" jokes are, perhaps, the least creative jokes on the face of the planet.

Almost as bad as using internet lingo

 

"YO MOMMA LOLZ"

 

Ha.Ha.Ha......

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Yes, because I often walk around saying "EL OH EL!!!!!"

 

Internet lingo... on the internet? NO WAY!!!

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Yes, because I often walk around saying "EL OH EL!!!!!"

 

Internet lingo... on the internet? NO WAY!!!

On the computer or not, its quite lame. That was my point.

 

 

"YO MOMMA LOLZ"

 

Thats not acceptable at anytime.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

When used in a mocking tone -- one that is employed in order to mock the intelligence (or lack thereof) of another individual -- it's acceptable. If not, it's stupid.

 

I'd have thought that you, of all people, would have acknowledged that. Then again, I've overestimated you in the past...

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

So, how long to Rad and Tyler get the man-love going, and who gets to poke the brown eye first?

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Quiet, you.

[Guest Incandenza]

This thread had such promise.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

It kinda ran its course after the second page.