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I watched the newest TE2 episode last night and I was fuckin disgusted at Big John. What is his job in the WWF anyway? I used to not like him too much because he was always annoying with his bullshit about having to be fit when he looks like he's about to give birth to octoplets. But what he did last night was sick.

 

If you didn't see it here's what happened. He is with the cast at cowboy hick resturaunt and there's a mechanical bull there. He says that if Kenny and Hawk can both ride the bull for sometime without getting thrown off he will let the entire cast off of two days of optimum fitness. Opfit is some program they do every day on the beach to get in shape. So the cast agrees and Kenny finishes but Hawk falls off. That means John wins the bet.

 

Now what does John win? Glad you asked. Now if they lost, all the guys have to come to Tracks and wrestle in there jocks and the girls have to where bikinis. I thought to myself maybe he was going to them something fair in return but that is still a little fishy.

 

So after the cast wrestles in there jocks and bikinis they go to Opfit. After that John says that if one of them jumps in the cold ocean right now they can still get two days off. Hawk did it but that's not improtant. That made me think that he probably was going to give them two days off anyway for a soem reason.

 

He made the bet to see all the guys in there jocks give each other head scissors. It looked like a gay porn. I don't think the girls mattered since they all basicly wore sports bras and bike shorts. Bikinis my ass. Big John is a sick sick man.

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Guest converge241

It was a little disturbing to see all the jock wrestling, but I wouldnt cast judgement on Big John Vader yet. After all the producers decided to air it, so maybe they are to blame as well.

I get your point with the images and all , but maybe he just did it to degrade the guys.

I wouldnt label him a "perv"....unless Bradshaw shows up with the Baby Oil :)

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I didnt decide it. I just threw that in there to tie the whole "theme" together of labeling as pervs/rapists whatever (with the face in place to signify i was just kidding). This talk just reminded me of all those Bradshaw threads when those hazing stories came out.

 

My basic points remain: Images strange? Yes. Big John Vader perv? I dont think so. More of Alicia: good

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what if the women ran around town in g-strings?  I bet the wwf would have NOW, PTC and "news talk" shows after them.  But it was only the guys who suffered.

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I guess the jock bet was a kind of major event. The producers air it cause of that I bet. Big John derserves all the blame. Too bad they didn't show the 50 times he excused himself to the bathroom to whack his ham.

 

He seems more into guys too because I bet if one of them showed up in a skimpy bikini bottom that was less revealing John would make them change. Did you see Annie? She has biker shorts. But Perv was too busy dreaming of Jake's dick and staring at Pete's nude ass. He abuses his power to gets his rocks off. Sorry John, the bikini part of the bet didn't anyone you sick maniac.

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I must come here and defend John.  

 

First off, I think he is very sexy and handsome.  Sure he's a little on the heavy side, but some of us women like that.

 

Secondly, the issue with them in jockstraps and what not was about humiliation and seeing how the cast would react to being humiliated.  I don't think it had anything to do with Big being a perv.

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A litle on the heavy side?!?!?!?!???!? Try a lot.

 

Buffybeast if you wanted to make love to that fat man you would have to be Annie's size. If you were under that weight he would crush you flat and then eat you up.

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Too bad they didn't show the 50 times he excused himself to the bathroom to whack his ham.

 

now that was funny

lol

is that going to be on the dvd?

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Buffybeast if you wanted to make love to that fat man you would have to be Annie's size. If you were under that weight he would crush you flat and then eat you up."

 

LOL.

 

Actually, I am about Anni's size.  I am 6 feet, 185 pounds and I am not fat (ok, I have a bit of a belly).  So I think I could handle John just fine.

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But are you a strong ass woman like she is? She might even be able to pick that fatass. Ok pretend you are that strong. You would also have to be kind of fine like Annie. You would also need a dick or Big Perv would blow you off!

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wow, let's see if we can't get a little more homophobic.  As someone else said, the point was to humiliate the guys and see how they dealt with it.  

 

It's just beyond me how in this day and age the majority of wrestling fans are still homophobic morons.  I mean, why do you think acts like Billy and Chuck get foisted upon us?  Because there's a demand.  Al Snow had Harvard Chris parade around Yale in boxers.  Is Al Snow gay too?  

 

As for Big's weight, who cares?  Jim Ross isn't exactly a bodybuilder either.  But he doesn't have to be.  They're there to judge wrestlers and I don't have the faintest idea what that has to do with their own weight.  Get a life, people.  Seriously

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Guest the BURNHAM

I htink that if he was gay he'd have them do it in the buff...and even if it was only for embarassment he should hav done it in the buff too...and who the fuck cares what his sexual tendency is...it's not our job to care about what he does in his spare time...

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The main thing is not him beign gay it's him exploiting people. I would think the same thing if he made the girls wrestle topless.

 

I think it's ridiculous for Ross and Big to act tell people to slim down when they are fucking blobs. Sure they aren't wrestlers but they could at least try to look halfway in shape.

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you know what it was a good lesson in, is humility.  That and don't lose.

 

The embarrassment tactic was good also because the guys do have to essentially get comfortable enough to do gay porn.  The only thing that seperates wrestling from it is the tights, and even those don't always stay on.  

 

If you're homophobic what happens when your in the middle of getting your head slammed and you decide to freak out right there and then, bad stuff.

 

You're just pissed because there was no bikini's or whatever to get your own rocks off.  And people wonder why female wrestling in america's gotten so bad.

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Pig, do you really think that if MTV and WWF didn't like this little "lesson" that they would have allowed it to happen in the first place?  Why would you think Big did this just to get off?  REally, if that was the case, he could have gone to a strip club in his off time.  I suspect he is way more professional than that.

 

Honestly, I think it was simply a lesson in humility.

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I htink that if he was gay he'd have them do it in the buff...and even if it was only for embarassment he should hav done it in the buff too...and who the fuck cares what his sexual tendency is...it's not our job to care about what he does in his spare time...

He can be gay if he wants. I didn't say that wasn't allowed. But I felt he was exploiting them. They aired it because it was probably just written off as a rib to see how they do in weird situations. I hope the girls weren't forced to wrestle the guys that day.

 

What's the big deal about what I'm saying? There were a fuck of alot of people complaining Vince was a sicko when he did the Kiss My Ass Club.

 

And Buffy I can understand you don't want your man to not be into just guys. ;)

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Actually, I am about Anni's size.  I am 6 feet, 185 pounds and I am not fat (ok, I have a bit of a belly).  So I think I could handle John just fine.

Mmmmm...babay ya thound juth lahg Duth's kyna whoaman. You know ah love some meat own my laday's bones, if you weeeel.

 

How ole you be, hunna? Cauth I tell you hwut...my wife, doe I lubba veweh deeyuh...sheath gen a lil...how thuh I pood is...a lil own in dee yearth, you coo thay.

 

Ah been mean tuh geh mythelf a pretty young thang to accompny me to duh bay-drum, an, hunna...few play yo cahds rye...you my juth be abah tuh feet da beeeel.

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First off I agree wtih everyone that Big John was not some pervert and that he just wanted to see how the kids would take it.

 

Allow me to help out here. Here's an attempt at my Dusty to English translation.

 

"Mmmmm…baby you sound just like Dusty’s kind of woman. You know I love some meat on my lady’s bones, if you weeeeel.

 

How old you be, hunna(no idea about that one)?  Cause I tell you what…my wife, though I love her very dearly…she’s getting a little…how can(?) I put this…a lil on in the years you could say.

 

I been meaning(?) to get myself a pretty young thing to acompany me to the bedroom(or maybe "bathroom?") and hunna…if you play your cards right…you may just be able to fit the bill(???? I am not sure on that one at all)"

 

Hope I've made a looooooove connection here!

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Guest starvenger
I watched the newest TE2 episode last night and I was fuckin disgusted at Big John. What is his job in the WWF anyway?

I thought he was the token MTV guy?

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Guest buffybeast

John Gaburick is a producer with WWFE.  Which department he works in, I don't know.

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Guest Human Fly

It does kind of piss me off when people on TE talk about how people need to get in shape. It's one thing if it's coming from Al Snow, Jackie, Hardcore, Ivory, or Tori from TE 1. But whenever I see Big John or Tazz I always kind of roll my eyes. You know if Tazz ever did one of those runs with the boots and back packs he would be huffing like Darryl. What happened to him? I remember in ECW he was always talking about how he was training all the time and whatever, but know it looks like his weight training is curling a beer can from his waist to his mouth.

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Guest Risk

Most fans(including me) are homophobic, but MTV is homoerotic.  They always have to shove that Real World, (where there is always the token gay guy/girl) crap down our throats(pun either intended or not intended, you pick).

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Anyways, if the guy were showing bare ass than the girls should have at LEAST wore g-strings.  Big is a perv.

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