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Guest Choken One
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Reveal your deepest and most abhorant secrects...

Guest MaxPower27
Posted

I thought this thread would be entertaining.

 

::does 12 Hail Mary's::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

j/k

Guest EL BRUJ0
Posted

I get my jollies from other people's spelling errors.

 

In fact, I just finished yet another seminal secretion from looking at the first post.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted
I get my jollies from other people's spelling errors.

 

In fact, I just finished yet another seminal secretion from looking at the first post.

I'd hate to see what you look like after reading CWM's posts

Guest EL BRUJ0
Posted

Good ol' CWM, where would my Friday nights be without his posts?

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

Inc, I wonder how Whiskers would react to that.

Guest The Hamburglar
Posted

Whispers, a question...are you a crazy cat or a Krazy Kat? Think carefully, now.

Guest EL BRUJ0
Posted
Whispers

 

*unloads another batch of baby batter*

Guest treble charged
Posted

Why is that cat's cage lined with Sally Forth comics?

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
Why is that cat's cage lined with Sally Forth comics?

Because Sally Forth sucks.

 

Off-Topic, who here reads The Phantom? It takes some work, saving them a whole month but those stories are usually the best part of the Weekday Comics.

Guest The Hamburglar
Posted
Whispers

 

*unloads another batch of baby batter*

Damn you Brujo. How dare you make my innocent brief mistaken identity crisis of a cat-gimmick an accessory to your perverted semantics-fetish ways? In a world with millions of possibilities I bet I can prove that Whiskers is actually called Whispers. Then you'd have to retract your hot steaming jizz up your japs-eye. How would you like that then? Eh? EH?

Besides, a Wispa is a form of tasty chocolate bar. I heartily recommend it. Your lives have been enriched.

Guest EL BRUJ0
Posted
Damn you Brujo.

It's actually Bruj0, where 0=zero.

 

*induces yet another jizz jamboree*

 

*basks in afterglow of orgasming to the misspelling of my name*

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
*basks in afterglow of orgasming to the misspelling of my name*

Is that legal? I mean it's your own name, for cryin' out loud. Even if it is... it's certainly taboo.

 

What happens when someone misspells your mom's or siblings' (if you have any) names? I mean, that's incest, right?

 

Ahh, who cares... Hamtaro's on!

Guest EL BRUJ0
Posted

What you do with your willie is your, and only yours, business. Don't ever let anyone take you on a guilt trip just because you have "perverse" pleasures.

 

Besides, aren't you the one with the prego-porn fetish? Inching your way to the pedophilia, eh?

Guest The Hamburglar
Posted

Trapped once again, you sicko. Do you search the Internet for message boards that are for dyslexics? I'll bet you would find them to be a veritable cornocumpia of jizztastic delight. The only thing anyone could do with their willy(Aha! You spelled it wrong!) I would look askance at would be if they changed the name of their willy to a billy, and started boiling it. Boiling one's billy is sick.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
Besides, aren't you the one with the prego-porn fetish? Inching your way to the pedophilia, eh?

Nah, there's a huge difference between the two. If it was a fetus fetish then you'd have a point, as is I'm just trying to be the mother's little helper is all. You can't get to a more obvious symbol (well it's not even a symbol, but the literal representation) of womanhood and fertility than that.

 

Besides, kids don't have curves. Preggos got curves!

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted
Elv1s finally gets the deed done.

Not yet, that little bitch finally found hiding spots where I can't fit, but it's growing. Plus I just bought a baseball bat Right Now! it should serve me well!

 

Every Rose Has It's Thorn!

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Guest tank_abbott
Posted

Well this thread had potential...

 

My biggest sin?

 

According to the church, I'm guessing stealing from the collection plate ranks right up there.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
Posted
Good ol' CWM, where would my Friday nights be without his posts?

Probably like they used to be...you alone with your left hand.

Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620
Posted

The only good cat is a dead cat. :firedevil:

Guest BadBodyOdor
Posted

Is it a sin to make whoopie with girls with smelly twats?

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