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100 Reasons Why the Big Bossman...

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Guest The Superstar

115. He busted Austin open by rubbing a microphone into his forehead.

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Guest Anglesault
He busted Austin open by rubbing a microphone into his forehead

 

Without ever making contact!

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Guest bob_barron

118. He's faced John Tenta on back to back PPVs.

 

119. Molestomp doesn't like him

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
119. Bossman is not a filthy Jew.

Mel, why do you feel the need to kill the good buzz of the thread?

 

Why do you need to be a troll? Sure it's fun for a couple minutes but then there's the emptiness of being banned and the search for a new message board.

 

You should try to find a board with which you can have a meaningful relationship. That'll feel better than 1000 trollings.

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Guest The Amazing Rando

120. I'm sure the Bossman could catch The Hamburglar (not the poster...THE HAMBURGLAR)

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Guest JDMattitudeV1

121. Bossman was involved in the two greatest fueds in the history of pro wrestling. With the Mountie in 1991 and with the Big Show in 1999. WHAA MY DADDY WHAAA!

 

I would also like to add. Best. Thread. Ever

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Guest The Amazing Rando

124. Bossman was not a part of WCW when David Arquette was champion

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Guest Super Pissed Smark

126. Reading everybody their rights on an early SNME appearance with the Doctor of Style Slick: "You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to feel pain... If you wish to have an attorney present, I'll hurt him too!"

 

We're closer to 200 than to 50. :headbang:

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Guest the 1inch punch

128. Is Bill goldberg supposed to be a threatning name? I see Bill Goldberg, nothing, I see Big Bossman, i shit my pants

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Guest the 1inch punch

When Bill turned heel, he walked around with Scott Hall's contract in his tights, Ray had a night stick

 

 

Limp....Hard

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Guest The Superstar
127. Put over The Rock (even if it led to THE SWERVE)

132. Bossman BEAT The Rock in a HARDCORE Match.

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Guest DerangedHermit

134) Hey, Bossman's been on America's Most Wanted, and Goldberg hasn't.

-------134a) A killer looked exactly like him.

135) I love the way the Bossman squeals... :huh: :throwup: :bonk:

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Guest DrTom

While this is going nicely, I don't think it's Classic material. Yet.

 

Here's what I'll do, though: if this thread gets to 200 reasons why Bossman > Goldberg, without too much silly filler or repetition, then I'll move it to the Classics folder. But it has to be 200, and there can't be a lot of repeats. If you folks want it to be a classic, there's the criteria.

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Guest DrTom

Oh, and...

 

136. Bossman wears cool sunglasses. Goldberg eschews eyewear and is ghey.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

137. Bossman would've worn the wig Goldust gave Goldbverg... and made it even more badass.

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Guest CED Ordonez

139. Even in his hefty days, the Big Bossman could bump like a madman.

 

140. At a Sacramento house show back in 1999 after losing, he sold it like death until he slowly rose his arm in the air and flipped everyone the bird. Beautiful.

 

141. Bossman has a finisher name that somehow relates to his character (compare "Bossman Slam" to Goldberg's "Jackhammer")

 

142. Bossman was a multiple time Hardcore Champion.

 

143. Bossman carries far less heat from smarks on the Internet compared to Goldberg.

 

144. Bossman can claim he beat Nailz.

 

145. Bossman has participated in an actual Survivor Series match.

 

146. The Scotsman felt compelled to push somebody in EWR. Who does he push? That's right: The Big Bossman.

 

147. Bossman was a former Tag Team Champion.

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Guest CED Ordonez

148. Bossman defines the Loogie Spit sell. Goldberg defines the no sell, but how many other people can claim that?

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