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Guest HBK16

Ok so last night before me and my friends went out to party we watched a movie. Knowing me, I like to get drunk before the party so I had 6 shots of Rum 2 of Vodka and half a 40 so I dont recall much from it. Anyways, the film had Willem Dafoe, the villian in Spider Man, as an FBI agent. It was about these two Irish brothers who were out to kill a bunch of Russian guys. Theres a scene I remember that it had one of the brothers about to be shot in the head. The other brother was on the roof of an apartment condo and threw a toilet on his head. I remember the movie but if I tried to explain it it will sound like a bunch of shit out of my ass. So if anybody can give me the title that would be great. I would love to go out and buy this movie.

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Guest Ravenbomb
I saw the best movie, I need help with the name

 

It's called Taxi Driver

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Guest Crazy Dan

No it's Boondock Saints. William Defoe was never in Taxi Driver. But if you have never seen Taxi Driver, that is another excellant film worth seeing.

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Guest Downhome
I saw the best movie, I need help with the name

 

It's called Taxi Driver

No, it's otnemeM damnit!

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Guest spiny norman

My God, don't you fools know anything?

 

Nothing will ever top Gone With The Wind. Not Taxi Driver, not Memento, not Air Bud, not Boondock Saints.

 

Anybody who disagrees is stupid.

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Guest ISportsFan
My God, don't you fools know anything?

 

Nothing will ever top Gone With The Wind. Not Taxi Driver, not Memento, not Air Bud, not Boondock Saints.

 

Anybody who disagrees is stupid.

Well, that is quite the compelling argument there.

 

Jason

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Guest treble charged

I say if you don't think that Air Bud is the best movie ever, then YOU are the one who is stupid.

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Guest ISportsFan
I say if you don't think that Air Bud is the best movie ever, then YOU are the one who is stupid.

Just as compelling. What makes me want to like GWtW better than Air Bud since they're the same argument?

 

I prefer JFK to any of these movies, but then again I'm a historical/opinion person anyway.

 

Jason

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Guest evenflowDDT
I say if you don't think that Air Bud is the best movie ever, then YOU are the one who is stupid.

Air Bud is indeed, an excellent film, but the best movie (and the one HBK16 was originally talking about) is indeed Air Bud: Barkdog Saints, one of the few sequels to trump the original. HBK16 is talking about the hilarious sequence where Willem Dafoe, as a dog-catcher who is after Air Bud and his puppies, drops a toilet hoping to crush Air Bud and eliminate him once and for all, mistakes his hairy blonde crony for the dog and drops it on him instead. Air Bud, of course, arrives bearing a shot gun in his mouth, and, since Air Bud has been taking hunting lessons in this film (having already conquered basketball, football, baseball, soccer, rugby, tennis, curling, mat-wrestling, racquetball, and Battle Royale) and, as established in the other films, can do anything, manages to pull the trigger with his tongue whilst aiming flawlessly at Dafoe and the surviving crony. Blood and organs fly everywhere, as Air Bud jumps atop the corpses and gnaws through the skin in gruesome fashion, grinding away at their bones, eventually removing them from the dying villains and bringing them back to his puppies. The puppies look even cuter with the red tinges in their fur! At least that's how it happened in the work-print... not sure if that scene was left in the final cut, which will be released to video as Air Bud: Spikes Back in June. I'd advise you track down your friend and steal his copy of the work-print just in case.

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Guest DARRYLXWF

EVERYONE should recognize the fact that MAD MONSTER PARTY is the greatest film ever.

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Guest Dmann2000
My God, don't you fools know anything?

 

Nothing will ever top Gone With The Wind. Not Taxi Driver, not Memento, not Air Bud, not Boondock Saints.

 

Anybody who disagrees is stupid.

GWTW is boring Women's melodrama for 4 hours and I can't stand it.

 

Now Larwrence of Arabia, there'a 4 hour movie I love. *worships at the alter of David Lean*

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Guest evenflowDDT
Has anyone ever done one for Air Bud?

No, but I heard that guy who reviews those lame-ass weird movies once every blue moon was going to see if they had it on Netflix.

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Guest Ravenbomb

ok, two things

 

Air Bud is indeed, an excellent film, but the best movie (and the one HBK16 was originally talking about) is indeed Air Bud: Barkdog Saints, one of the few sequels to trump the original. HBK16 is talking about the hilarious sequence where Willem Dafoe, as a dog-catcher who is after Air Bud and his puppies, drops a toilet hoping to crush Air Bud and eliminate him once and for all, mistakes his hairy blonde crony for the dog and drops it on him instead. Air Bud, of course, arrives bearing a shot gun in his mouth, and, since Air Bud has been taking hunting lessons in this film (having already conquered basketball, football, baseball, soccer, rugby, tennis, curling, mat-wrestling, racquetball, and Battle Royale) and, as established in the other films, can do anything, manages to pull the trigger with his tongue whilst aiming flawlessly at Dafoe and the surviving crony. Blood and organs fly everywhere, as Air Bud jumps atop the corpses and gnaws through the skin in gruesome fashion, grinding away at their bones, eventually removing them from the dying villains and bringing them back to his puppies. The puppies look even cuter with the red tinges in their fur! At least that's how it happened in the work-print... not sure if that scene was left in the final cut, which will be released to video as Air Bud: Spikes Back in June. I'd advise you track down your friend and steal his copy of the work-print just in case.

 

Best. Post. Ever.

 

and second:

My God, don't you fools know anything?

 

Nothing will ever top Gone With The Wind. Not Taxi Driver, not Memento, not Air Bud, not Boondock Saints.

 

Anybody who disagrees is stupid.

 

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE STUPID~!!11!

 

 

 

and Memento is the fourth best movie ever (which is still damn good)

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