Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...3&category=1467 And people have actually bid for this!!! It's up to $100 now!
Guest CanadianChris Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 at the guy's picture. Funny, too, that the high bidder is from Germany. And I'll lay 50-1 that it's a dude.
Guest treble charged Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 looks dont really matter but I must be able to look at you without throwing up How touching.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 he posted his screen name....somebody should fuck with him...where's the Prime guy...
Guest SP-1 Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 I wonder if he realizes that this could be construed as prostitution . . . On a sidenote, I'm not sure I would want to sleep with someone that uses a word that they can't spell several times in one piece of writing.
Guest JHawk Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 My favorite part: "United States Shipping and handling US $10.00" You're going to get laid and you won't spring for your own gas money?
Guest CanadianChris Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Someone should ask him if he'd let the winner fuck him up the ass with a dildo. Include a really hot photo.
Guest Eagan469 Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 Well, how about we all chip in 10 bucks and send him to the McMahon residence Vince: Can I help you? Rob: I'm here to lose my virginity *door slam*
Guest The Camel Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 I Decree this man, Aol Screen Name rob71991, the official TheSmartMarks.com "Tool Of The Year!" winner. This illustrious title has been bestowed upon individuals deserving only the highest honors, courtesy the most cynical internet community this side of the Mason-Dixon Line. The most tangible evidence of his excellence in all around toolness can be found here on ebay.com Previous winners include our own Anglesault (including subsidiaries, fellow cult members, alternate identities, and general sympathisers of Anglesault) for the year 2002, and some guy who we can't remember for the previous years. Special Note: HHH is ineligible for this award, because he is far, far above such pedestrian honors.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 You gotta love this thinking. He's a 19 year old virgin, meaning he can't give the stuff away. So he puts it up on Ebay. And who's this little lonely prick to judge someone's looks, he's a virgin for a reason most likely.... Sorry dude, but someone did that a couple years ago and it got yanked.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 yeah...but he hopes to be yanked in a different way
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 This kinda reminds me of my plot to put myself up for sale for a week or so period. I'd pretty much do whatever the winner wanted me to do, and I mean WHATEVER they wanted to do. My reserve would be $4,500. Guys, gals, whatever. It's all about getting me the money to buy an old Mustang and fixing it up.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 You were gonna whore yourself out for $4500? What if some guy bought you and he was into bondage or something?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 A week of bondage is worth a lifetime of 60s Mustang goodness.
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 This kinda reminds me of my plot to put myself up for sale for a week or so period. I'd pretty much do whatever the winner wanted me to do, and I mean WHATEVER they wanted to do. My reserve would be $4,500. Guys, gals, whatever. It's all about getting me the money to buy an old Mustang and fixing it up. You know this will lead to all TSM posters to chipping in an equal amount and road tripping ONLY to form a single file line and take turns punching you in the gut.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 If it means I get what I want in the end, the means are immaterial. (starts doing lots of situps to strengthen his stomach)
Guest Marshall Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 What was it. It's gone and I missed it.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted April 14, 2003 Report Posted April 14, 2003 They removed it. Bastards. It was a guy selling his virginity over Ebay.
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