Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted April 22, 2003 Since I'm wearing one, how about "The Thong Song?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 22, 2003 I mark out for thongs and the 28th page of this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted April 22, 2003 Thongs or going commando is the only way to go. Any other way is completely wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 22, 2003 thongs are a no no on chicks that are weigh more than Shaq. That much fat needs as much cotton covering it as possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WukenBloodstar Report post Posted April 22, 2003 *Scream* BAD mental image!..jesus fucking christ dude..did you have to post that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted April 22, 2003 Baby, you have never had a problem with me wearing a thong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 22, 2003 You aren't 330. But You said it as a blanket statement that all women need to be in thongs. I just pointed out when not to. And that is some of the pains of my job. So if I am suffering, everyone is going down with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted April 22, 2003 Well like this email a friend sent me today about the ultimate anti-theft device for your car...a big fat woman wearing a bra that makes her tits pop out because she and they are so larger, wearing a thong with you can hardly see due to her fat and she is sitting in the car. Now honestly who would steal that car with her in it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted April 22, 2003 Thongs or going commando is the only way to go. Any other way is completely wrong. god i fucking hate thongs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 22, 2003 thongs are ok, just as long as they are on the right people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted April 22, 2003 Thongs and g-strings are the most comfortable things you can wear. And MX likes my thongs on the floor near the bed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted April 22, 2003 Thongs look much better on somebody I'm dating, I think. Particularly if she's in the process of taking it off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 22, 2003 thongs look best on the floor. Right next to it is a bra, shirt, and pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WukenBloodstar Report post Posted April 22, 2003 I agree with said statements above..fully agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2003 man thong = bad woman thong = good and thongs > g-strings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted April 22, 2003 Thongs and g-strings are the most comfortable things you can wear. And MX likes my thongs on the floor near the bed no way! they are so uncomfortable. i only wear them if i absolutely have to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2003 For those who care: "This thing right here Is lettin all the ladies know What guys talk about You know The finer things in life Hahaha Check it out Ooh dat dress so scandalous And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in ya eye so devilish Uh Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban she likes the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca [bRIDGE] She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your BUTT BUTT BUTT Uh I think to sing it again She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what All night long Let me see that thong [CHORUS] I like it when the beat goes da na da na Baby make your booty go da na da na Girl I know you wanna show da na da na That thong th thong thong thong I like it when the beat goes da na da na Baby make your booty go da na da na Girl I know you wanna show da na da na That thong th thong thong thong That girl so scandalous And I know another nigga couldn't handle it And she shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in her eye so devilish Uh She like to dance at all the hip hop spots And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban she likes the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca [bRIDGE] [CHORUS (2x)] Whoaaa That dress so scandalous And I swear another nigga couldn't handle it See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in her eye so devilish (Whoa) Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban ya like the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca (Whoa) She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your BUTT BUTT BUTT (Ooh) Uh think to sing it again Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your BUTT BUTT BUTT Uh think to sing it again Come on Come on Come on Come on Yeahhhh yeah [CHORUS (3x)] Whoa Uh alright Uh whoa yeah Ooh Whoa (Like it when the beat goes da na da na) (Baby make your booty go da na da na) (Girl I know you wanna show da na da na) Baby (That thong th thong thong thong) (I like it when the beat goes da na da na) (Baby make your booty go da na da na) (Girl I know you wanna show da na da na) (That thong th thong thong thong)" BTW have any of you guys played cat buckaroo? BEST. GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WukenBloodstar Report post Posted April 22, 2003 uhh..good song? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 22, 2003 Hows everyone doin' today? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 22, 2003 Changes David Bowie I still don't know what I was waiting for And my time was running wild A million dead-end streets Every time I thought I'd got it made It seemed the taste was not so sweet So I turned myself to face me But I've never caught a glimpse Of how the others must see the faker I'm much too fast to take that test Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-Changes Don't want to be a richer man Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-Changes Just gonna have to be a different man Time may change me But I can't trace time I watch the ripples change their size But never leave the stream Of warm impermanence and So the days float through my eyes But still the days seem the same And these children that you spit on As they try to change their worlds Are immune to your consultations They're quite aware of what they're going through Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-Changes Don't tell t hem to grow up and out of it Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-Changes Where's your shame You've left us up to our necks in it Time may change me But you can't trace time Strange fascination, fascinating me Changes are taking the pace I'm going through Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-Changes Oh, look out you rock 'n rollers Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-Changes Pretty soon you're gonna get a little older Time may change me But I can't trace time I said that time may change me But I can't trace time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WukenBloodstar Report post Posted April 23, 2003 crappy, you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 23, 2003 Verse 1] Uh, Uh, Uh Baby girl You know my situation And sometimes I know you get impatient But you don't put on a show to get ovations Take it to court and go through litagations And I respect you gangsta Treat you like a princess And put something on your neck to thank you She's my pinch hitter When the startin lineup ain't playin right I come off the bench with her It might sound like I'm gassin you But it take time to get from the back seat to the passenger We been creepin and sneakin Just to keep it from leakin We so deep in our freakin That we don't sleep on the weekend Wifey's a little bit uptight Wonderin why I keep coming home in the middle of the night It'll be alright if y'all bump heads it'll be a fight But I said it'll be alright [Chorus] I really wanna be with you (be with you) But I gotta be real with you (real with you) I can't leave you alone (no) And I know I'll live in wrong But I can't let you go You're the one I want in my life (want in my life) I already got a wife (got a wife) I can't leave you alone (no) And I know I'll live in wrong But I can't let you go [Verse 2] You ain't never step out of line Or get out a pocket So I made sure canary sent out your locket To protect you I'll get out and cock it And you know the barrel of my gun is big enough to spit out a rocket Oh, you gone play dumb if cops do come through I gotta keep the top up if my drop do come through But I know the boutiques and the shops you run through So I cop her one and cop you one too You always get a daily page weekly ring Plus you ain't too shy to do them freaky things I ain't gotta put a band on your finger Or worry about you tellin the whole world I'm your man while I spring her At first you was somethin I denied Something I would slide Just to do somethin in the ride But shorty, there's something you provide Cause the entre ain't as good without somethin on the side you know? [Chrous] [Verse 3] Uh Uh oh, I might be leavin the earth soon My girl gone kill me if she smells the scent of your perfume It's gonna be a clip tossed if I go back With stains of your lip gloss on my throwback She won't care if I'm a platinum rapper If she catch me with an empty Magnum wrapper So keep it on the down low call the car celly You seen what happened with Mr. Big and R Kelly uh [Lil' Mo] You know I care for you (care for you) Anytime this chick is there for you (there for you yea) These feelings I'm a share with you Which makes it a little more clear for you [Chorus to Outro] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted April 23, 2003 what's funny is guys think they need a wife and a girlfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 23, 2003 I am doing good, just relaxing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted April 23, 2003 You need to be working dammit. I'll crack that whip again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 23, 2003 chill, eat first, type second. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted April 23, 2003 But you can't eat first.....because I'm not there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 23, 2003 cute Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted April 23, 2003 Yeah I know I am. What can I say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 23, 2003 You are also a post whore, that is what you can say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
