The Worlds Greatest Wrestling Federation

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

or not. DONT CLICK BACK YET! Hear me out! Okay, Here it comes, the Worlds Greatest Wrestling Federation! I created it and stole all the best wrestlers! [and guys I mark for] oh and i signed others,

 

 

 

My Roster: as of may 2

 

AJ Styles

Amazing Red

American Dragon

Billy Five

Blitzkrieg

Brother Yashiini

Chad Collyer

Chris Beniot

Chris Jerico

Chris Sabin

Christopher Daniels

Doug Basham

Eddie Guerrero

EZ Money

Gabriel Knight

Gedo

Hurricane

Insane Dragon

Jado

Jay Lethal

Jerry Lynn

Jimmy Yang

Kaz Hayashi

Ken Shamrock

Kris Landis [my created player]

Kurt Angle

Low Ki

Masato Tanaka

Matt Hardy

Men's Teoh

Mike Awesome

Nick Dinsmore

Paul London

Psychic

Scoot Andrews

Scorpio

Sean O'Haire

Shark Boy

Spence Slater

Steve Corino

TAKA Michinoku

Tommy Suede

Ultimo Dragon

 

 

 

I have two tv shows, Monday primetime Cbs Smarks Wet Dream and eXite on friday primetime on USA. I'll post my first show tomarrow. And I need ideas for Monthly show names. I'm looking to have a good balance of pro wrestling and Sports Entertainment. SO i need funny stuff and regular. Oh and anyone I should sign. I started off at Global with 600000000 or whatever. you know what I mean. i will NOT be sodomizing with tennis rackets or using the Gonnad Wacker. Those belong to deacon.

[Guest The Last Free Voice]

eXite hosted by Don Callis and Jamie Scott

 

Shark Boy vs Blitzkrieg : Dropkick connects, Blitzkrieg goes down. Blitzkrieg reverses a Shark Boy hammerlock. Standing leg lariat by Blitzkrieg on Sharky. Blitzkrieg whips Sharky into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Shining Wizard on Sharky, Blitzkrieg really laid that one in. Cover, but there's no one to count for Blitzkrieg. Shark Boy comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Second rope flying axe handle, Blitzkrieg goes down. Sharky crushes Blitzkrieg with a big legdrop. Cover for a two count. DDT from the top rope by Shark Boy. That looked brutal. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Sharky only gets knees on a splash. Super frankensteiner on Sharky, who hit hard. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Sharky powers out of a headlock. Blitzkrieg can barely stand. Diamond Dust! 1....2....3. This one gets * rating and likes it.

Overall Rating: 55% Crowd Reaction: 44% Match Quality: 67%

 

 

Kurt Angle is backstage. He Talks seriously into the camera. "I don't get the deal with this Benoit guy. People think he is tough because he beat up his dentist? Puh-leze! I'm an Olympic Gold metalist. I am the best wrestler in the world and I am going to win the WGWF Title. Oh It's True. Rating: 85%

 

 

 

Ken Shamrock vs Men's Teoh : Teoh hits a dropkick on Ken Shamrock. Super kick by Men's Teoh. Cover for a two count. Teoh only gets knees on a splash. Ken Shamrock uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Gut buster, Teoh hits hard. There's a two count on the pin. Wicked Tiger Suplex by Ken Shamrock on Teoh. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Vertical suplex by Ken Shamrock. Shamrock drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Super frankensteiner on Shamrock, who hit hard. Cover for a two count. Tiger suplex on Shamrock, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pin, but Shamrock is out just before the three count. Second rope flying axe handle, Shamrock goes down. Shamrock walks into a high dropkick from Men's Teoh. Shamrock pushes out of a Men's Teoh hold. Big dropkick by Ken Shamrock, who got good elevation. Blind lariat by Shamrock, Teoh never saw it coming until it was too late. Men's Teoh can barely stand. Here it comes - Belly To Belly. 1....2...3, it's finished. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3 instead. Overall Rating : 72% Crowd Reaction 70% Match Quality 74%

 

 

Chris Jericho is on the mic. He Starts talking about the prestigious Guerrero family history. Like Great Grandad Guerrero's taco stand. And Grandma's Salsa company. He basically Rips Eddie a new one and hypes the battle Royal. Ratting: 100% (WHOO-HOOO!)

 

 

Amazing Red vs American Dragon : Red hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. American Dragon pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Kick from American Dragon to the leg. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. DDT from the top rope by American Dragon. That looked brutal. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. American Dragon misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Amazing Red hits a rolling kick on Dragon. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tornado DDT from Amazing Red, Dragon got planted. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Dragon reverses a waistlock. Dragon crushes Red with a running senton. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Red ducks a wild right hand. Amazing Red has American Dragon down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - Infra-Red, forget about it. 1....2...3! Amazing Red extends his hand to Dragon...and it is accepted! They shake! ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling. Overall Rating: 61% Crowd Reaction: 46% Match Quality: 76%

 

 

Gedo and Jado vs Yung Dragons : Dropkick connects, Kaz goes down. Gedo hits a rolling kick on Kaz. Cover for a two count. Tag to Jado. Gedo scoops up Kaz. Jado bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Jado hits a rolling kick on Kaz. Kaz backdrops Jado out of a piledriver attempt. Kaz crushes Jado with a big legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Kaz Hayashi and Jimmy Yang. Super frankensteiner on Jado, who hit hard. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Yang hits a dropkick on Jado. Jado fights out of a grapple. Jado hits a dropkick on Jimmy Yang. Jado tags out to Gedo. Gedo hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Tag to Kaz Hayashi. Gedo hits a rolling kick on Kaz. Gedo gets whipped into the corner. Kaz charges in, but into a pair of raised boots. Gedo uses a roll up, with feet on the second rope! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Overall Rating: 66% Crowd Reaction: 57% Match Quality 76%

 

 

Christopher Daniels is backstage. He goes off on a rambling interview about God and God chooseing Him to win the X title and beating Low-ki. Rating: 75%

 

 

 

Jay Lethal vs Kris Landis : Landis hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Lethal counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Stiff high kick on Landis by Jay Lethal who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Lethal whips Landis into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Landis walks into a face crusher variation. Cover, but there's no one to count for Jay Lethal. Landis pushes out of a Jay Lethal hold. Lethal takes a flying neckbreaker from Kris Landis. Lightning kick by Landis on Lethal. Cover for a two count. Power drive elbow by Kris Landis. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Jay Lethal powers out of a Kris Landis headlock. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Landis is down. Pin, but Landis is out just before the three count. Landis powers out of a headlock. Jay Lethal is in trouble. Future Shock!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Kris Landis gives a murderous look toward Jay Lethal...and attacks! Lethal gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Landis leaves the ring having left Lethal down and out. Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Overall Rating: 66% Crowd Reaction 54% Match Quality 74%

 

 

AJ says He'll win the X belt Rating 82%

 

 

 

20 Man Battle Royal (For The WGWF X Title) : Kick from TAKA Michinoku to the leg. TAKA threw Blitzkrieg over the top rope. (Elimination # 1) Shark Boy strikes Chris Sabi. Vicious kick to the teeth from Shark Boy. Sharky walks into a high dropkick from EZ Money. Shark Boy got thrown over the top rope by EZ. (Elimination # 2) Ultimo hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Kris Landis was eliminated by Ultimo. (Elimination # 3) Stiff high kick on EZ by Jerry Lynn who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. EZ Money was eliminated by Lynn. (Elimination # 4) Amazing Red strikes London. Paul London got eliminated by Red. (Elimination # 5) Lynn crushes Styles with a running senton. Lynn tried to eliminate AJ Styles, who hung onto the top rope. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Yang is down. Lynn tried to get Jimmy Yang over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Spinning back kick from AJ Styles. Slingshot senton by Styles, crushing the chest of Hurricane. Stiff high kick on Fives by Jimmy Yang who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Billy Fives got thrown over the top rope by Yang. (Elimination # 6) Flying elbow from Jay Lethal. Lethal tried to eliminate Scoot Andrews, who hung onto the top rope. Kick from Jimmy Yang to the leg. Vicious kick to the teeth from Jimmy Yang. Akira Maeda would be proud. Kaz Hayashi scores with a back heel kick on Dragon. American Dragon got thrown over the top rope by Kaz. (Elimination # 7) Scoot takes a flying neckbreaker from Scorpio. Spinning back kick from Scorpio. Dropkick connects, Yang goes down. Jimmy Yang got thrown over the top rope by Scoot. (Elimination # 8) Chris Sabi walks into a high dropkick from Kaz Hayashi. Chris Sabin was eliminated by Kaz. (Elimination # 9) Kaz takes a headbutt from Hurricane. Kaz Hayashi was eliminated by Hurricane. (Elimination # 10) Kick from Hurricane to the leg. Amazing Red got thrown over the top rope by Hurricane. (Elimination # 11) Low Ki scores with a back heel kick on Ultimo. Driven DDT by Low Ki. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hurricane hits a dropkick on TAKA Michinoku. TAKA Michinoku was eliminated by Hurricane. (Elimination # 12) Dropkick connects, Scorpio goes down. Low Ki threw Scorpio over the top rope. (Elimination # 13) Stiff high kick on Scoot by Hurricane who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Scoot Andrews got bundled out by Hurricane. (Elimination # 14) Lynn takes a hurrancarana from Ultimo Dragon. Ultimo tried to eliminate Jerry Lynn, who hung onto the top rope. Spin kick by Hurricane to the face. Hurricane tried to eliminate Jerry Lynn, who hung onto the top rope. Styles uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Jay Lethal was eliminated by Styles. (Elimination # 15) Low Ki uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Low Ki went for the elimination, but AJ Styles held on to the ropes. Jerry Lynn strikes Hurricane. Hurricane was eliminated by Lynn. (Elimination # 16) Styles takes a hurrancarana from Ultimo Dragon. Ultimo tried to get AJ Styles over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Styles takes a flying neckbreaker from Ultimo Dragon. Ultimo tried to eliminate AJ Styles, who hung onto the top rope. Styles hits a dropkick on Jerry Lynn. Styles tried to eliminate Jerry Lynn, who hung onto the top rope. Dropkick connects, Lynn goes down. Low Ki tried to eliminate Jerry Lynn, who hung onto the top rope. Ultimo hits a dropkick on Jerry Lynn. Ultimo tried to get Jerry Lynn over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Lynn hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Ultimo Dragon got bundled out by Lynn. (Elimination # 17) Styles uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Lynn walks into a high dropkick from AJ Styles. Lynn hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Low Ki got eliminated by Lynn. (Elimination # 18) Jerry Lynn can barely stand. Here it comes - Styles Clash. Jerry Lynn got eliminated by Styles. I don't rate battle royals. Overall Rating: 60% Crowd Reaction 56% Match Quality 64%

 

 

 

 

 

 

20 Man Battle Royal (For The WGWF World Title) : Ken Shamrock uses move #193 (arm-BAR). Ken Shamrock snap suplexes Dinsmore...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Flying elbow from Eddie Guerrero. Spinning back kick from Eddie Guerrero. Spin kick by Hurricane to the face. Hurricane threw Masato Tanaka over the top rope. (Elimination # 1) Daniels hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Sean O'Haire was eliminated by Daniels. (Elimination # 2) Spinning back kick from Ultimo Dragon. Scorpio was eliminated by Ultimo. (Elimination # 3) Spin kick by Matt Hardy Version 1.0 to the face. Steve Corino got eliminated by Mattitude. (Elimination # 4) Ken Shamrock snap suplexes Basham. Shamrock tried to eliminate Doug Basham, who hung onto the top rope. Standing leg lariat by Chris Jericho on Styles. Jericho threw AJ Styles over the top rope. (Elimination # 5) Kick from Matt Hardy Version 1.0 to the leg. Power drive elbow by Matt Hardy Version 1.0. Standing leg lariat by Chris Jericho on Lynn. Jericho threw Jerry Lynn over the top rope. (Elimination # 6) Spinning bulldog in the corner, Landis is down. Ultimo tried to get Kris Landis over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Hurricane uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Hurricane threw Ultimo Dragon over the top rope. (Elimination # 7) Nick Dinsmore takes a right hand to the temple from Awesome. Nick Dinsmore got bundled out by Awesome. (Elimination # 8) Hurricane hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. TAKA Michinoku was eliminated by Hurricane. (Elimination # 9) Stiff high kick on Basham by Eddie Guerrero who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Spin kick by Eddie Guerrero to the face. Eddie uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Mike Awesome got thrown over the top rope by Eddie. (Elimination # 10) Landis walks into a high dropkick from Chris Jericho. Kris Landis got thrown over the top rope by Jericho. (Elimination # 11) Big forearm by Chris Benoit, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Benoit threw Hurricane over the top rope. (Elimination # 12) Back suplex on Shamrock, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Angle tried to eliminate Ken Shamrock, who hung onto the top rope. Spin kick by Matt Hardy Version 1.0 to the face. Mattitude threw Doug Basham over the top rope. (Elimination # 13) Jericho gets caught with a short powerbomb from Benoit. Benoit threw Chris Jericho over the top rope. (Elimination # 14) Daniels takes a back suplex. Shamrock threw Christopher Daniels over the top rope. (Elimination # 15) Stiff high kick on Benoit by Eddie Guerrero who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Back heel kick off the second rope, Benoit goes down. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Matt Hardy Version 1.0 was eliminated by Eddie. (Elimination # 16) Gutwrench into a stomach breaker, Benoit may be winded. Shamrock went for the elimination, but Chris Benoit held on to the ropes. Shamrock gets caught with a short powerbomb from Angle. Angle drives a forearm into the chest of Shamrock. Vertical suplex by Ken Shamrock. Eddie Guerrero was eliminated by Shamrock. (Elimination # 17) Big forearm by Kurt Angle, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Kurt Angle snap suplexes Benoit...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Vertical suplex by Kurt Angle. Angle tried to get Chris Benoit over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Angle walks into a stiff sit-out jaw breaker. Shamrock tried to get Kurt Angle over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Stun Gun from Chris Benoit! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Ken Shamrock walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Benoit. Back suplex on Shamrock, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Ken Shamrock got thrown over the top rope by Benoit. (Elimination # 18) Vicious snap suplex! Kurt Angle got whipped over hard. Burning Hammer Drop from Chris Benoit, executed with perfect brutally. Angle reverses a Chris Benoit hammerlock. Angle threw Chris Benoit over the top rope. I don't rate battle royals. Overall Rating 67% Crowd Reaction 72% Match Quality 56%

 

 

overall 66% Rating 6.43

 

Okay not a bad show. Tried to just keep everyone from working three matches and keep it focused on the wrestling. Ideas? Praise? Verbal Abuse? REPLY AND BUY SHIRTS!