At my son's bball game yesterday

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

I help coach my 9 year old son's baseball team. Last night, a batter on the team fouled the ball and it hit the ump square in the nuts. He screamed out "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!".

 

 

He walks around for a few seconds and then lets out a second "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

 

Walks around a few more seconds and lets out a third "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhhh".

 

Fans on both side were laughing their ass off at this poor teenaged umpire while he was in obvious pain. He ended up being ok but quite embarrassed because it turned out that he happened to be related to a kid on each of the teams, so there was family on both sides watching him take the most brutal nutshut he's probably had to endure in his life. Gold Jerry, Gold.

[Guest Retro Rob]

That's fucking classic.

[Guest Bosstones Fan]

People getting hit in the groin is always hilarious. Until it happens to you, that is.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

On the ride home my son says "Hey dad, if we taped it, we could have won $10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos"

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Bob Saget: And here's our winner ladies and gentlemen: surprise surprise, it's another fucking kid getting hit in the nuts. Enjoy.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

He wasn't wearing a cup? Serves him right.

 

You gots ta protect yo boys.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

"Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin"

 

"The ball! His groin! It works on so many levels."

 

And this is another example.

[Guest Choken One]

Oh, Hell Yeah...I also Help Coach my Nephews 6 year old T-Ball Team...And The dumbweight kid (not my nephew) swung the bat and it flew and hit the opposing teams Coach right the head...He INSTANTLY fell down...Got Up and Fell down again...It was sweet. We lost though 10-1.