Living Angleously Predictions~!

[Guest The Superstar]

Well, seeing as this is the pretty-much finalized card, let's see who will win what, shall we?

 

THE CARD:

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship:

Zack Malibu © vs. EvenflowDDT

 

Steel Cage Match:

The Superstar vs. Some Guy

 

Anglesault vs. K-Money

 

The Parka vs. Shattered Dreams

 

Crystal vs. Black Widow

 

Foshi vs. Paul Stanley

 

DA BIG POPPA~ vs. Orion

 

OAOAST NATV Championship:

Andrew Hyland © vs. Puerto Rican Lightning

 

Shooter Jay vs. Mad Cappa

 

OAOAST Tag Team Championship:

Los Infernales © vs. Winner of IOU/MWC

 

(Are the following two matches still happening?)

 

OAOAST X Championship:

ZsasZ vs. Angle-plex ©

 

The Purist vs. Gladiator

 

...and we can add anything else later. Now PREDICT~!

[Guest The Superstar]

MY PREDICTIONS:

 

Steel Cage Match:

The Superstar vs. Some Guy

 

-Superstar falls off the cage and destroys three vertaebrae in a SHOOT INJURY~, but since Superstar is booked to win, Some Guy rolls him on top for the three count~!

 

Anglesault vs. K-Money

 

-Anglesault kicks K's ass until JOSI (WITHOUT THE PUSSYCATS) runs in, but Sault gives her the SCREAMS OF NO REPLY and she taps out and the referee says "RING THE FUCKING BELL!"

 

The Parka vs. Shattered Dreams

 

-SD wins by DQ after Parka gives him the Shattered Dreams!

 

Crystal vs. Black Widow

 

-Double countout!

 

Foshi vs. Paul Stanley

 

-No contest after both bands begin an INSANE BRAWL~~~! And then Foshi reigns supreme because Foshi is JUSTICE AND RULE~! (not to be confused with the SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS~)

 

DA BIG POPPA~ vs. Orion

 

-BBP gets injured again and Caboose laughs at him! BBP cries and gets rolled up for the 3 count!

 

OAOAST NATV Championship:

Andrew Hyland © vs. Puerto Rican Lightning

 

-Hyland retains after Cuban Thunder interferes and says "THIS IS FOR THE WAR OF 84, BITCH!" and gives PRL a SHOOT back rake!

 

Shooter Jay vs. Mad Cappa

 

-Double KO

 

OAOAST Tag Team Championship:

Los Infernales © vs. Winner of IOU/MWC

 

-IOU and MWC MORPH and form the IOUMWC (creative, huh~?) and they quadruple-pin The Fires for teh pin~!

 

OAOAST X Championship:

ZsasZ vs. Angle-plex ©

 

The Purist vs. Gladiator

 

-These 2 don't happen, as Tony being the egomaniac that he is, pins all 4 men and declares HIMSELF the winner~!

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship:

Zack Malibu © vs. EvenflowDDT

 

-Evenflow wins with a backslide!

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Zack/Evenflow: Zack

Superstar/Some Guy: Some Guy (hey we already know this one)

AS/K Money: AS

Parka/SD: I kick SD's ass

Crystal/Widow: Widow

Foshi/Stanley: Foshi

BPP/Orion: No Contest due to BPP being unable to continue

Hero/PRL: PRL

SJ/MC: MC

Infernales/???: Don't know

 

and if the following happen:

 

AP/Zsasz: AP

Purist/Gladiator: Purist

[Guest Lightning Flik]

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship:

Zack Malibu © vs. EvenflowDDT

 

Winner: Zack retains in a classic match.

 

 

Steel Cage Match:

The Superstar vs. Some Guy

 

Winner: I expect Some Guy to make his return a great one.

 

 

Anglesault vs. K-Money

 

Winner: Anglesault cause he's the boss and the man.

 

 

The Parka vs. Shattered Dreams

 

Winner: I say Shattered Dreams by a hair.

 

 

Crystal vs. Black Widow

 

Winner: I'm going to say it and get burned but eye candy is all this is. Crystal with ease.

 

 

Foshi vs. Paul Stanley

 

Winner: FOSHI~! Just cause he's got a cool name.

 

 

DA BIG POPPA~ vs. Orion

 

Winner: Orion takes DBP out for a cold counted lunch.

 

 

OAOAST NATV Championship:

Andrew Hyland © vs. Puerto Rican Lightning

 

Winner: I say that Puerto Rican Lightning can't beat Hyland. On the basis that he stole part of (my SJL character) Lightning Flik's name.

 

 

Shooter Jay vs. Mad Cappa

 

Winner: Shooter Jay to shoot all over Mad Cappa.

 

 

OAOAST Tag Team Championship:

Los Infernales © vs. Winner of IOU/MWC

 

Winner: I say Los Infernales will retain in a blood gushing match.

 

 

(Are the following two matches still happening?)

 

OAOAST X Championship:

ZsasZ vs. Angle-plex ©

 

Winner: Considering both men have been kicked out and quit respectively. Which means that the title is not going to be on anyone active, I can't fairly pick. As it wouldn't really matter.

 

 

The Purist vs. Gladiator

 

Winner: I'll go with Purist. As Gladiator is Mr. Zsasz other character isn't he? Thusly it's a default win.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I predict the Knights Dance Party will have the crowd rockin' and reelin'.

[Guest caboose]

Zack Malibu © vs. EvenflowDDT: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

The Superstar vs. Some Guy: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Anglesault vs. K-Money: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

The Parka vs. Shattered Dreams: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Crystal vs. Black Widow: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Foshi vs. Paul Stanley: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

DA BIG POPPA~ vs. Orion: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Andrew Hyland © vs. Puerto Rican Lightning: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Shooter Jay vs. Mad Cappa: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Los Infernales © vs. Winner of IOU/MWC: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

MOTN: ZsasZ vs. Angle-plex ©: AnglePlex pins Zsasz 1-2-3, but Zsasz bitches and complains until the decison is reversed. However, Zsasz's tanturm continues and the referee awards the match back to AnglePlex because Zsasz is a FUCKING-IDIOTIC-CRY-BABY-PUNK-BITCH~!

 

The Purist vs. Gladiator: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

[Guest Kingpk]

I predict the Knights Dance Party will have the crowd rockin' and reelin'.

Don't you mean "wretching and keeling?"

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Zack Malibu © vs. EvenflowDDT: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

The Superstar vs. Some Guy: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Anglesault vs. K-Money: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

The Parka vs. Shattered Dreams: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Crystal vs. Black Widow: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Foshi vs. Paul Stanley: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

DA BIG POPPA~ vs. Orion: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Andrew Hyland © vs. Puerto Rican Lightning: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Shooter Jay vs. Mad Cappa: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Los Infernales © vs. Winner of IOU/MWC: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

MOTN: ZsasZ vs. Angle-plex ©: AnglePlex pins Zsasz 1-2-3, but Zsasz bitches and complains until the decison is reversed. However, Zsasz's tanturm continues and the referee awards the match back to AnglPlex because is a FUCKING-IDIOTIC-CRY-BABY-PUNK-BITCH~!

 

The Purist vs. Gladiator: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

Best. Prediction. Ever.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Zack Malibu © vs. EvenflowDDT: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

The Superstar vs. Some Guy: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Anglesault vs. K-Money: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

The Parka vs. Shattered Dreams: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Crystal vs. Black Widow: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Foshi vs. Paul Stanley: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

DA BIG POPPA~ vs. Orion: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Andrew Hyland © vs. Puerto Rican Lightning: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Shooter Jay vs. Mad Cappa: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Los Infernales © vs. Winner of IOU/MWC: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

MOTN: ZsasZ vs. Angle-plex ©: AnglePlex pins Zsasz 1-2-3, but Zsasz bitches and complains until the decison is reversed. However, Zsasz's tanturm continues and the referee awards the match back to AnglPlex because is a FUCKING-IDIOTIC-CRY-BABY-PUNK-BITCH~!

 

The Purist vs. Gladiator: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

Best. Prediction. Ever.

Normally I would find something like that funny, but right now, I find it as bad taste.

 

Sorry. Just do.

[Guest caboose]

Zack Malibu © vs. EvenflowDDT: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

The Superstar vs. Some Guy: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Anglesault vs. K-Money: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

The Parka vs. Shattered Dreams: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Crystal vs. Black Widow: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Foshi vs. Paul Stanley: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

DA BIG POPPA~ vs. Orion: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Andrew Hyland © vs. Puerto Rican Lightning: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Shooter Jay vs. Mad Cappa: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

Los Infernales © vs. Winner of IOU/MWC: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

 

MOTN: ZsasZ vs. Angle-plex ©: AnglePlex pins Zsasz 1-2-3, but Zsasz bitches and complains until the decison is reversed. However, Zsasz's tanturm continues and the referee awards the match back to AnglPlex because is a FUCKING-IDIOTIC-CRY-BABY-PUNK-BITCH~!

 

The Purist vs. Gladiator: Zsasz run-in, No Contest.

Best. Prediction. Ever.

Normally I would find something like that funny, but right now, I find it as bad taste.

 

Sorry. Just do.

Hey I privately advised him not to be quick to throw a tantrum because it wasn't being appreciated. I didn't embarass him in front of everyone and post on the board. I simply PMed him. He then repled back basically acalling me a an interfering prick. Maybe I was, but I also help around here and was trying to keep things calm. So even after he insulted me, I PMed him again, apologising for contacting him and to understand where I was coming from. He replied twice simply calling me a jackass. I didn't reply...

 

...less than two weeks later and he's been kicked out for throwing another 2 tantrums. What can I say? He deserved it.

 

Besides I'm only burying him Austin stylee~!

[Guest SP-1]

I'd also like to add that the only reason we decided to post it on the board is because after two PM's he never acknowledged that he had recieved it, even after we asked him to.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Hey I privately advised him not to be quick to throw a tantrum because it wasn't being appreciated. I didn't embarass him in front of everyone and post on the board. I simply PMed him. He then repled back basically acalling me a an interfering prick. Maybe I was, but I also help around here and was trying to keep things calm. So even after he insulted me, I PMed him again, apologising for contacting him and to understand where I was coming from. He replied twice simply calling me a jackass. I didn't reply...

 

...less than two weeks later and he's been kicked out for throwing another 2 tantrums. What can I say? He deserved it.

 

Besides I'm only burying him Austin stylee~!

Is there a problem with not finding something funny? Because I don't know why your bringing everything up again. I read the post in the forums, I know why.

 

All I said was that normally, I would've found that funny, but I didn't. I wasn't in the mood for jokes when I made that post, and so I just stated my opinion at the time.

 

And besides, I still don't find it funny. Slightly amusing, but not really worth a laugh. Maybe a chuckle.

[Guest caboose]

Okay then. No problem.

 

I thought you meant it in a way where you thought I was being a prick.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Okay then. No problem.

 

I thought you meant it in a way where you thought I was being a prick.

No. I was angry about somethings (and also how my knee was killing me), so I'm sorry if it came off as such.