Guest realitycheck Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Well, guys, a pretty good show all around, with perhaps a few too many no-shows. I'm especially impressed with Blackwell's win, and the way Atlas and Card managed to get a respectable main event in to avoid near no-show catastrophe. Speaking of which, Thoth thought that it was a double no-show originally, so here's what he wrote to go in place of it... Bon appatite. ==== The arena comes back into the view of the TV. An arena of sight and sound. Where nothing is as it seems. At all. ?We?re ready for the main event of the evening! A handicap match between-? Axis is cut off by a voice in his ear. ?Huh?? he remarks. ?Why not? ...they WHAT? Can we get a camera crew over there? Fans, looks like we have some technical difficulties-? Axis is cut off by the mainacal laughter of the Suicide King as the camera shows both Sean Atlas and Spike Jenkins with their legs caught in a heating grate. Va?aiga looks at the scene like it was two retards fighting. ?You?re a sucky partner!? he says, smacking Spike in the back of the head before leaving. Both of them groan, trying to pull their legs out of the heating vent. Boy, they sure are silly little bastards. ?Ha!? says King. ?What a pair of stupids.? ?Well, I guess that?s our show. G?night-? But wait! Just before the cameras turn off, who should appear but... ... ... ... ... THE RED HURRICANE! The crowd does absoultely nothing because no one remembers who the hell he is! Suddenly, he falls down and faceplants the entry ramp. On his back, letters are carved into his skin. The camera pans a closer look, and it reads: ?Thoth is the new booker for the JL, and this is a reminder as to what happens when you no-show on his time.? ?P.S. Mike Van Siclen is a queef.? Fade to black. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted April 21, 2003 My match would make my immediate family ashamed if they read it. That's all I have to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atlas 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 Well, this Blackwell deal changes things a bit... Anyhow, I'm surprised Va'aiga and I actually got something decent out there. I essentially started ten minutes after the deadline, minus the entrances and such. Sucks for Holly that he didn't show, as he's actually have a chance. And dammit, I had such a good opportunity to do an anti-easter promo, with Crow coming out to do a pro 4:20 promo against me. Why do I think of these things so late? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest emerald_fusion Report post Posted April 21, 2003 The Blazenwing match was written by me, i jobbed myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 i can only take 20% of the credit, cos i only wrote 20% of the match.. HEAPS more kudos to Atlas Good card from the rest of people too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Blazenwing 0 Report post Posted April 21, 2003 The Blazenwing match was written by me, i jobbed myself. Thanx man, but I really didn't want to win that way. WHY exactly did you job yourself? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
