Tooled you~!

[Guest Powerplay]

With Johnny's little charade with the losing match thread, we decided to give him a look at what politiks could REALLY be like. Note: It's long, but it's worth it. At the end is a whisper chat where I explain a few things to him. He opens it up right after he says "WHAT" in the transcript.

 

NOTE 1: This is ONLY a joke, and should only be taken as such.

 

NOTE 2: There are certain notices Johnny and non-ops can see and can not see. You'll tell from their reaction if the can. You'll be able to distinguish mine, though, as Op notices say "Op Notice" and normal notices say "-#SWF"

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[01:54] <Judge> Johnny

(1:54am) (@Zed) Dangerous.

(1:54am) (DangerousOne) Judge

(1:55am) (DangerousOne) ...

(1:55am) (DangerousOne) Zed

(1:55am) (DangerousOne) Evolution

(1:55am) (DangerousOne) whoever you are

(1:57am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Usually Crusen would make this announcement.

(1:58am) (Notice) (Kibagami) fkn hell @ brimstone

[01:58] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Charlie Daniels Band- Devil Came Back To Georgia)(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 4m11s by reviving them 2 times)

(1:59am) (Quit) (Kibagami) (IGNWF1.5@***.stmarys.gmpexpress.net) (Connection reset by peer)

[01:59] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to aaron copland - Rodeo)(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 3m27s by reviving them 1 times)

[02:00] -> Ops #SWF: Wanna screw with his head somehow?

(2:00am) (Notice) (Zed) I'm open to suggestions.

[02:01] -> Ops #SWF: I'd say have Ash come in, start bragging, then totally punk him out, but it's too late for that right now.

[02:01] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Spirit Of The 60's - Disc 1 - In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida)(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 2m54s by reviving them 2 times)

(2:01am) (Notice) (Zed) Indeed.

(2:01am) (Notice) (Zed) Who unbanned him, anyway?

[02:02] -> Ops #SWF: I didn't even know he was banned.

[02:02] -> Ops #SWF: Let alone unbanned.

(2:02am) (Notice) (Zed) Yeah, Kibs gave him the high, hard one.

[02:02] -> Ops #SWF: Ah, okay.

[02:02] -> Ops #SWF: Could anyone do a good Stubby impression?

[02:02] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to 2001 - Also Sprach Zarathustra (Richard Strauss))(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 1m39s by reviving them 4 times)

(2:03am) (Notice) (Zed) No, and how would that work?

[02:03] -> Ops #SWF: I dunno, but he's a tool and we can play off that somehow.

(2:03am) (Notice) (Zed) I doubt it.

(2:03am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((Econoline Crush - All That You Are))¤((3m39s/3.36MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:5))

[02:03] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Lord of the Rings soundtrack 13 - The Bridge Of Khazad Dum)(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 5m54s by reviving them 1 times)

(2:03am) (Join) (apoc^x) ([email protected]) (#SWF)

(2:03am) (Op) (ChanServ) (+@) (apoc^x)

[02:03] <Judge> Apoc

(2:04am) (@apoc^x) Hio

[02:04] -> Ops #SWF: Well, Mr. G, do you have any suggestions?

[02:04] -> Ops #SWF: ... Zed, do you think you could do a good impression of Mark :-D?

(2:05am) (Notice) (Zed) Wait til' Kibs comes back.

[02:05] -> Ops #SWF: Okay then.

(2:05am) (@apoc^x) ..

(2:05am) (Join) (Kibagami) (IGNWF1.5@***.stmarys.gmpexpress.net) (#SWF)

(2:05am) (Op) (ChanServ) (+@) (Kibagami)

[02:05] <Judge> ...?

(2:05am) (Notice) (Zed) Apoc, don't say anything.

[02:05] <Judge> Kibs.

(2:05am) (@Kibagami) Word.

(2:05am) (Notice) (Kibagami) How much bitching did I miss?

[02:05] -> Ops #SWF: Kibs, got any idea how we can screw around with him?

(2:06am) (Notice) (Zed) About the onotice's, I mean. We do this when Johnny shows up, because... he's Johnny.

(2:06am) (Notice) (Kibagami) I don't really want to screw around with him.

[02:06] -> Ops #SWF: Hey, can you do a good impression of Mark, Kibs? Considering what happened earlier...

(2:06am) (Notice) (Zed) And nothing, Silent. But Judge suggested one of us impersonated Stevens.

[02:06] -> Ops #SWF: Aww...

(2:06am) (Notice) (Kibagami) I want to ban him without some fuckup undoing it.

[02:06] -> Ops #SWF: I only unban Thor. I didn't touch this one.

(2:06am) (Notice) (Zed) Strangler probably unbanned him.

[02:06] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Cowboy Bebop - ELM)(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 5m2s by reviving them 2 times)

(2:07am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Could somebody explain to him that he shouldn't DO that?

[02:07] -> Ops #SWF: Well, then we just get him bitching on the boards.

(2:07am) (Notice) (Kibagami) And Judge, I like you, so you'll escape with a firm reprimand, like this:

(2:07am) (Notice) (Zed) He probably didn't know it was Johnny. He goes through the list and unbans IP's.

(2:07am) (Notice) (Kibagami) You should KNOW better.

(2:07am) (Notice) (apoc^x) why are you talking in notice?

[02:07] -> Ops #SWF: Because it's Johnny.

[02:08] <Judge> ... Wow, what lively chat.

(2:08am) (Notice) (Kibagami) How about I just ban him now and be done with it?

[02:08] -> Ops #SWF: There's no fun in that, though.

(2:08am) (Notice) (Zed) Wait until he says something.

(2:08am) (Notice) (Zed) He's been quiet.

(2:08am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((Outkast - Rosa Parks))¤((4m18s/3.97MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:4))

(2:08am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((King Of Fighters '96 - Esaka))¤((4m55s/4.53MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:19))

(2:09am) (Notice) (Kibagami) I've got an idea.

[02:09] -> Ops #SWF: Do tell.

[02:09] * Judge taps on chat. Hello?

(2:09am) (Action) * Zed needs to change his avatar.

(2:10am) (@Zed) The Oilers are eliminated. Back to SNK characters.

(2:10am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Judge and Z, you two randomly send notices that say vague things about Mark and Z and CC and permanent bannage and throw in the word 'conspiracy' now and then.

[02:10] <Judge> Damn.

[02:10] -> Ops #SWF: Like "Man, Mark was ticked earlier."

(2:11am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Right. The vaguer the better.

[02:11] -> Ops #SWF: And through normal notices? Consider it done.

(2:11am) (Notice) (Kibagami) You two give him just enough rope to hang himself, and once he says something retarded enough, I'll kick the chair out from under him.

[02:11] -> -Man,- he was ticked earlier today.

(2:12am) (Notice) (Zed) Can't you do that? I'm gonna' suck at this.

(2:12am) (Notice) (Kibagami) No, I'd be worse than you. He'll immediately know we're fucking with him if I'

[02:12] -> Ops #SWF: Guys, my dick is hanging out in the open. Someone help me out here.

[02:13] -> -I- mean, I'm surprised there wasn't a banning.

(2:13am) (Notice) (Kibagami) if I'm involved.

(2:13am) (Notice) (Zed) Meh.

(2:13am) (Notice) (Zed) Johnny appears to be dead.

[02:13] -> Ops #SWF: hey, are my notices working?

[02:14] -> Ops #SWF: The normal ones, that is.

[02:14] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Oldies - Highway to Hell (ACDC))(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 3m26s by reviving them 2 times)

(2:14am) (Notice) (Zed) I see nothing.

(2:14am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((Queen - Killer Queen))¤((3m/2.76MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:15))

[02:14] -> Ops #SWF: Damn it.

[02:15] -> -#SWF- Man, he was sure ticked earlier today.

(2:15am) (Notice) (Kibagami) THAT one worked.

[02:15] -> -#SWF- I'm surprised there wasn't a banning of some sort.

(2:15am) (DangerousOne) ...

(2:16am) (DangerousOne) ?

[02:16] <Judge> Huh?

(2:16am) (DangerousOne) how do you do that, Judge?

[02:16] <Judge> Do what?

(2:16am) (Notice) (Zed) Kibs. I have nothing.

(2:16am) (DangerousOne) Notice

(2:16am) (Notice) (Kibagami) (2:20am) (Notice) (#SWF) (Judge) Man, he was sure ticked earlier today.

[02:16] -> -#SWF- But that's Kliq for ya.

(2:16am) (Notice) (Kibagami) You didn't get that?

(2:16am) (DangerousOne) yes that

[02:16] <Judge> Huh?

(2:17am) (DangerousOne) and who are you talking too

[02:17] -> -#SWF- Shit, guys, can you see this?

(2:17am) (DangerousOne) i do

(2:17am) (+Evolution) I see that.

[02:17] -> Ops #SWF: Is this working well :-D?

(2:17am) (Notice) (Zed) I did. I just don't have anything to say.

[02:18] <Judge> See...?

(2:18am) (Notice) (#SWF) (Zed) Yeah, but he calmed down.

(2:18am) (Notice) (#SWF) (Zed) Thankfully.

[02:18] -> -#SWF- King's good at doing that, though.

(2:18am) (DangerousOne) dudes

(2:18am) (DangerousOne) your shits all over chat

(2:19am) (DangerousOne) not in the little window

[02:19] <Judge> Our what?

(2:19am) (DangerousOne) (Notice) (#SWF) (Zed) Thankfully.

(2:19am) (DangerousOne) (1:19am) (Notice) (#SWF) (Judge) King's good at doing that, though.

[02:19] -> -#SWF- But when he came into chat, I thought he was gone.

(2:19am) (Notice) (Zed) This is not working, Silent.

[02:19] -> -#SWF- I hate Kliq politiks.

(2:20am) (Notice) (Kibagami) I know. I'm disappointed.

(2:20am) (Notice) (Kibagami) It seems like even I overestimated his intelligence.

[02:20] -> Ops #SWF: As am I.

[02:20] -> Ops #SWF: See, at this point I'd just shut up and listen.

[02:20] -> Ops #SWF: Obviously he's not content with that.

[02:20] -> -#SWF- Okay, I think I fixed it.

(2:20am) (DangerousOne) nope

(2:21am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((Thoth Rants - Flip))¤((2m/1.14MB))¤((80Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:5))

[02:21] -> Ops #SWF: SHUT UP AND LISTEN, YOU STUPID FUCK!

(2:21am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((The Tea Party - The Messenger))¤((3m31s/4.85MB))¤((192Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:6))

[02:21] -> Ops #SWF: Lord of the Spy (2:21:16 AM): are you guys yapping about me flaming GSMS or something?

(2:21am) (Notice) (Kibagami) What a tard.

[02:22] -> Ops #SWF: At least I know Thor have the brain function to not speak up.

[02:22] -> -Fuck,- I'm switching again.

[02:23] -> -#SWF- Zed, do you get me? Do you get me?

(2:23am) (Notice) (Kibagami) What else is there to say....

(2:24am) (Notice) (Zed) This is a waste of time.

[02:24] -> Ops #SWF: You don't need to speak, Zed, if you like. I can just make it seem like mine is screwing up.

[02:24] -> Ops #SWF: I'll keep doing this, you guys talk as normal.

(2:24am) (Notice) (Zed) That's probably just as well.

(2:24am) (Notice) (Kibagami) He's buying what Judge is saying, at least.

(2:24am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Let's let him build on it.

[02:25] -> -#SWF- Yeah, I know. I nearly had to kick him. But thankfully I didn't.

(2:25am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((Queen - Death On Two Legs))¤((3m43s/3.42MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:3))

[02:25] -> -#SWF- Again, was there ALWAYS this much politiking?

[02:25] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Tchaikovsky - Peter and the Wolf)(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 26m33s by reviving them 1 times)

[02:25] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Rage Against The Machine - Revolver (1))(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 5m27s by reviving them 2 times)

[02:25] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Celtic Bagpipes - Amazing Grace (1))(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 3m33s by reviving them 6 times)

(2:26am) (Notice) (Zed) Act like I'm telling you the polotics has elevated thanks to Johnny.

[02:26] -> -#SWF- Yeah, I'm sure.

(2:26am) (@MrGalatea) .

[02:26] -> -#SWF- They are arguing tons of shit now, though.

(2:26am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Mention me a lot with the politics bit. Feed his conspiracy theory deal as much as you can.

(2:26am) (Notice) (Zed) Hi, G.

(2:26am) (Notice) (Kibagami) I want to see Munich-like paranoia from him eventually.

[02:27] -> -#SWF- But if Kibs has anything to say about it, I don't see him gettign that chance.

(2:27am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Very good.

[02:27] -> -#SWF- Kibs does a lot of shit behind the scenes that he's told me about.

(2:27am) (Notice) (Zed) Welcome to the "Let's feed Johnny's comspiracy theories until he explodes" chat.

(2:27am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Now act like I just mentioned something about running Munich out of the fed.

(2:27am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Throw G's name in, too!

(2:27am) (Notice) (Kibagami) This'll be fun!

[02:28] -> -#SWF- So that's why he rips on Munich so much.

[02:28] -> -#SWF- Well, I didn't know he helped run him out.

(2:28am) (Nick) (apoc^x) (to) (a[way]poc^x)

(2:28am) (Action) * a[way]poc^x is away: (Autoaway after 20 minutes) [L:on|P:on]

[02:28] -> -#SWF- Remind me never to fuck with Kibs.

(2:28am) (Notice) (Zed) Is he idling again?

(2:28am) (Notice) (MrGalatea) I need more beer.

(2:29am) (Notice) (Zed) Could I have some?

[02:29] -> Ops #SWF: No, I think he's taking it in. He did say "Judge" to me and I said "What?"

[02:29] -> -#SWF- Well, fuck yeah, that makes sense.

[02:29] -> -#SWF- I'm sure that's why he got the angle.

(2:30am) (Nick) (MrGalatea) (to) (MrGalawaya)

(2:30am) (Action) * MrGalawaya is away. Reason: Beer. (P/Off) (L/Off)

[02:30] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Tenacious D - Karate)(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 1m5s by reviving them 2 times)

(2:30am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((Static-X - Cold))¤((3m39s/3.35MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:2))

(2:30am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤(((El_Haz)-End))¤((3m46s/3.47MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:2))

[02:30] -> -#SWF- Fuck, Zed, are you kidding?

(2:30am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((Rush - Red Barchetta))¤((6m7s/5.64MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:6))

[02:30] -> -#SWF- That's a shame.

(2:30am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((Andrew W.K. - I Get Wet))¤((3m22s/3.1MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:3))

(2:30am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil))¤((6m25s/5.91MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:6))

[02:31] -> -#SWF- Well, he had talent. I can't fucking believe he'd do that to Stryke.

[02:31] -> Ops #SWF: Kibs, want me to confront you with the truth now?

(2:31am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Depends on what you've got in mind.

[02:32] -> Ops #SWF: Nm, actually. Wouldn't work well.

[02:32] -> -#SWF- Well, I can't complain. I mean, I'm getting my push :-D.

[02:33] -> Ops #SWF: Any more ideas?

[02:33] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Modern Major General)(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 4m28s by reviving them 1 times)

[02:34] * Judge taps on chat. Hello?

(2:34am) (DangerousOne) hi

(2:34am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Be really vague about this, but try and insinuate that I have some kind of control over the booking.

[02:34] <Judge> Gah, everyone = quiet tonight.

(2:34am) (DangerousOne) !!

[02:34] -> -#SWF- Well, if he doesn't want that on there, it ain't on there.

(2:35am) (Action) * MrGalawaya is away. Reason: Beer. (P/Off) (L/Off)

(2:35am) (Nick) (MrGalawaya) (to) (MrGalatea)

(2:35am) (Action) * MrGalatea is back. Gone for 5mins 10secs. (P/Off) (L/Off)

(2:35am) (Notice) (Kibagami) This is too much fun.

[02:35] -> -#SWF- Kibs gives him his advice, and if he says it won't work, I don't see it ever happening.

[02:35] <Judge> Hey, Zed, since both of our teams are gone, who do we root for in the playoffs?

(2:36am) (DangerousOne) the one with the bigger odds

(2:36am) (@MrGalatea) Philly!

(2:36am) (DangerousOne) either that or whoever has the better logo

[02:36] -> -#SWF- I mean, I want him to be elevated, but I don't think he'll let him move up.

[02:36] -> -#SWF- Yeah, it does suck. Big time.

(2:37am) (@Zed) I cheer for Ottawa, I suppose.

[02:37] -> -#SWF- Ejiro is my buddy, but if he tells King he's not ready, King will believe him.

(2:37am) (Join) (Thoth) ([email protected]) (#SWF)

[02:37] -> -#SWF- Which is bullshit. I mean, Thor could be good, but why do you think he's booked the way he is?

(2:37am) (Notice) (Kibagami) It sounds like you're talking about me like I'm not here. Act like you're addressing me more.

(2:38am) (@Zed) Hey, Thoth.

(2:38am) (Notice) (Zed) Someone had best inform Thoth.

[02:38] -> Ops #SWF: I thought I was acting as though I was talking to Zed.

(2:38am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Thoth, we're using occasional notices to convince Johnny that you and I are in charge of most of the fed since he's on his conspiracy kick this week.

[02:38] -> Ops #SWF: You guys do it.

(2:38am) (Notice) (Kibagami) You are, but you're talking about me, and I'm in the room. Pretend you're asking about Ejiro and Thor.

[02:38] -> Ops #SWF: Kibs, he isn't an op.

(2:38am) (Notice) (Zed) ...Thoth isn't an op.

[02:39] -> Ops #SWF: Informing him.

(2:39am) (Thoth) Heya.

[02:40] -> Ops #SWF: So now what do you want me to do?

(2:40am) (Action) * MrGalatea <3 Thoth.

[02:40] <Judge> Thothage.

(2:40am) (@Kibagami) Thoth.

(2:41am) (Thoth) Heya.

[02:40] -> Ops #SWF: So now what do you want me to do?

(2:40am) (Action) * MrGalatea <3 Thoth.

[02:40] <Judge> Thothage.

(2:40am) (@Kibagami) Thoth.

(2:41am) (Thoth) Heya.

[02:42] -> -#SWF- Well, I still don't agree with it.

(2:42am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((Black Flag - Rise Above))¤((2m25s/2.23MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:2))

(2:42am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((Dance Dance Revolution 5th mix - Moonlight Shadow (Full Version) (1)))¤((3m1s/2.78MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:1))

[02:42] -> -#SWF- Well, Kibs, I just don't see it that way.

(2:42am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((Def Leppard - Hysteria))¤((5m52s/5.4MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:4))

(2:42am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤(( Doors Down - Kriptonite))¤((3m55s/2.71MB))¤((96Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:6))

(2:43am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((The Tea Party - Angels))¤((4m52s/6.72MB))¤((192Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:4))

(2:43am) (Join) (CIA) ([email protected]) (#SWF)

(2:43am) (Notice) (Zed) This has, like, totally flopped.

[02:43] -> Ops #SWF: Zed, tell CIA.

(2:43am) (Notice) (Zed) Johnny hasn't reacted at all.

(2:43am) (@Zed) Hey, Drew.

(2:43am) (CIA) Zed. Thoth. Unimportant people.

[02:43] -> Ops #SWF: Well, either he's listening, or he's figured us out. Which do you think?

(2:43am) (Notice) (Zed) I think you should just give it up, Judge.

(2:43am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Maybe he's finally smartened up and has decided to just listen.

[02:43] <Judge> I'm unimportant?

[02:43] <Judge> ~!

(2:43am) (Notice) (Zed) I don't think he cares.

(2:44am) (CIA) Couldn't even beat Thoth for the booking job. THat puts you on MY level,f or gods sake.

(2:44am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Or he might have two brain cells working together so he can log this, go to King, and REALLY make a fool of himself.

(2:44am) (@Zed) Judge wasn't even asked to put a card together. :-D

[02:44] -> -#SWF- Oh yeah, thanks a lot Kibs for getting Thoth that job.

(2:44am) (@MrGalatea) Hey, I was a booker way back in my day.

(2:44am) (CIA) Wow, that's WORSE, and I forgot.

(2:44am) (CIA) Yeah, but you're not now.

[02:44] <Judge> Bastards.

[02:45] <Judge> I hate you all :-(.

(2:45am) (@Zed) Well, you should.

(2:46am) (@Kibagami) That's a technical foul.

(2:46am) (@Zed) Your "thang"?

(2:46am) (CIA) My GROOVE thang.

(2:46am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Has he IMed you anymore, Judge?

(2:46am) (@Zed) Hold on, hold on... I need a telescope.

(2:46am) (@Zed) OH. WELL then.

[02:46] -> Ops #SWF: Nope. Totally silent.

(2:47am) (@Zed) Can you DDR better than Thoth?

(2:47am) (CIA) No, probably not. I'm not THAT far behind him, but no, I'm not quite that sad yet.

[02:47] -> Ops #SWF: Either he's trying to comprehend all of this, or he's figured it out.

(2:47am) (@Zed) Baha.

(2:47am) (Notice) (Kibagami) We need to get TNT or somebody to talk to him.

(2:47am) (DangerousOne) DDR is dead

(2:47am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Have TNT bitch about losing to Flesher or something.

(2:47am) (@Zed) I downloaded this video off of KaZaa of this kid playing DDR on two footpads.

(2:47am) (Action) * CIA kicks Dangerousone's groove thang. Particularly for questioning mark ont he boards. "Choad."

(2:47am) (DangerousOne) well at least the arcade machine around here is broke

(2:48am) (@Zed) He did no less than 120 steps in a minute. It was stunning.

(2:48am) (Notice) (Kibagami) See if he's stupid enough to bring this up.

[02:48] -> Ops #SWF: Anyone want to play ELM?

(2:48am) (CIA) 120 in a minute is fairly standard, Zed.

[02:48] -> Ops #SWF: Say he was forced to retire?

(2:48am) (@Zed) Oh, I see.

(2:48am) (CIA) For the higher levels of play, at least.

(2:48am) (@Zed) Well, it was still amazing.

(2:48am) (Notice) (Kibagami) I'm pretty sure he knows the screennames, though.

(2:48am) (@Zed) It could've been more.

(2:48am) (Notice) (Zed) TNT is trying to write his match, so leave him be.

[02:48] -> Ops #SWF: I mean in chat.

(2:48am) (CIA) In fact, a lot of the songs are in the neighborhood of 130-150 BPM, and use constant fourth and ocassional eighth beats, so it SHOULD have been more.

(2:49am) (Notice) (Kibagami) If you can find somebody, sure.

[02:49] -> Ops #SWF: No way he remembers IPs.

(2:49am) (@Zed) Hmm... maybe it was 250.

(2:49am) (CIA) That sounds more accurate, yes.

(2:49am) (@Zed) You want to see the video? It's only 8 megs.

[02:49] -> Ops #SWF: Hell, one of you guys could do it if need be.

(2:49am) (CIA) I've seen it.

[02:49] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Rolling Stones - I Can't Get No Satisfaction)(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 3m47s by reviving them 2 times)

(2:49am) (@Zed) Oh.

(2:50am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Eh, getting a new person to come into chat would look better.

(2:50am) (@Zed) Dude in the orange shirt and hot pants?

[02:50] -> Ops #SWF: I would suggest Edwin, but I'm too scared to IM him.

(2:50am) (CIA) Orange shirt and hot pants?

[02:50] -> Ops #SWF: Muzz is online. Wanna try him?

(2:50am) (Notice) (Zed) Edwin? Dude, great idea.

(2:50am) (@Zed) Yes.

(2:50am) (@Zed) Orange shirt. Black hot pants.

[02:51] -> Ops #SWF: You wanna get him? Tell him to use Java.

[02:51] -> Ops #SWF: Cause the Abortion Hat thing will give him away.

(2:51am) (@Zed) He comes in nicked as Edwin now, yo.

(2:51am) (@Zed) ...

(2:52am) (Notice) (Zed) Well, I'm tired.

[02:52] -> Ops #SWF: *Claps* No problem.

(2:52am) (@Zed) ...sorry, mixed up a whisper.

(2:52am) (@Zed) Ugh.

[02:53] -> Ops #SWF: Well, anyways, toss him a line. So do we want ELM to bitch it in chat?

(2:53am) (DangerousOne) at least Judge stoped airing the SWF's dirty laundry to all of chat

[02:53] <Judge> I what?

(2:53am) (DangerousOne) you whispering to Z and Kibs

(2:53am) (DangerousOne) it came up in notices

(2:53am) (DangerousOne) in the chatroom

[02:53] -> Ops #SWF: *As loud as he can* TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

[02:54] * Judge doesnt' remember this.

(2:54am) (Notice) (Kibagami) I *KNEW* he was this stupid!

(2:54am) (Notice) (Kibagami) And Edwin is on the way.

[02:54] -> Ops #SWF: Rock.

[02:55] <Judge> Okay, people, be right back...

(2:55am) (CIA) Damn, I Hate when I get ont irades.

[02:56] -> Ops #SWF: Gonna act like I'm rebooting brb.

(2:56am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Wait a sec.

(2:56am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Wait 'till "ELM" has had a minute to complain.

[02:56] -> Ops #SWF: I'll be RIGHT back. Don't worry.

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(2:56am) (Topic) ((10:33pm) (+Evolution) I need to train for that Halo tournament. (10:35pm) (+Evolution) Though it's not anything big. It'd be nice to win. (10:35pm) (+Evolution) I'd get my picture in the school newspaper and shit. (10:35pm) (+Evolution) That's when the pussy comes rolling in, my friends.)

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[02:56] <Judge> Hello?

(2:57am) (Join) (ELM) ([email protected]) (#SWF)

[02:57] <Judge> Okay, I'm fine.

(2:57am) (Nick) (Kibagami) (to) (Chat)

(2:57am) (Action) * Chat dies a slow and very quiet death

(2:57am) (Nick) (Chat) (to) (Kibagami)

[02:57] <Judge> Mags!

(2:57am) (@Kibagami) Magnifico.

[02:57] <Judge> What's up?

(2:57am) (Notice) (Zed) Ahahahaha... CIA has apparently been ripping Johnny a new asshole since he came into chat.

(2:57am) (ELM) Hey everyone. Busy night tonight...

[02:57] -> Ops #SWF: Send it to me in whisper

(2:57am) (Notice) (Kibagami) \m/ \m/

(2:57am) (Notice) (Zed) I don't have it.

(2:57am) (ELM) Not much. I guess I'm just bored.

(2:57am) (DangerousOne) not really

(2:58am) (Notice) (Zed) He just told me.

(2:58am) (@Zed) Hey, Mags.

(2:58am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Well, get the details for us! We're easily entertained!

(2:58am) (Action) * DangerousOne is doing someone's taxes

(2:58am) (ELM) Judge, Kibagami, Johnny, Z. Good to see you all.

(2:58am) (Action) * a[way]poc^x is still away: (Autoaway after 20 minutes) [L:on|P:on] (30mins)

(2:58am) (@Kibagami) Sorry to see you retire, dude.

(2:58am) (ELM) Isn't it late for taxes?

(2:58am) (DangerousOne) yes

(2:58am) (DangerousOne) the dipwad asked me yesterday

[02:58] <Judge> Yeah, sucks.

(2:59am) (DangerousOne) I told him it was due already so he would have to give me 100 bucks to efile it

(2:59am) (ELM) Right, Kibagami. Cute...

(2:59am) (DangerousOne)

(2:59am) (@MrGalatea) MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

(2:59am) (Notice) (MrGalatea) Old school.

(2:59am) (ELM) Mr. G, you are an excited man!

[02:59] -> -#SWF- Yeah, I know.

(3:00am) (@Kibagami) ?

[03:00] -> -#SWF- Fuck, he still gets this. I'm changing this again. Son of a bitch...

(3:00am) (ELM) 100 bucks is good money. Though I don't really know anything about taxes.

[03:01] <Judge> So, how you enjoying retirement.

[03:01] <Judge> ?

(3:01am) (ELM) ...

(3:01am) (ELM) It's a little weird, I guess.

(3:01am) (ELM) Not seeing your name on the card anymore is funny, you know?

[03:01] <Judge> Yeah, I would think so.

[03:02] -> -#SWF- *Judge nods.

[03:03] -> -#SWF- So, has he whispered you yet?

(3:03am) (ELM) I'm not entirely sure I'm happy with it, but you know, you do what you have to...

[03:03] -> -#SWF- Great, I smell bitching from ELM....

[03:04] -> -#SWF- Yeah, I know he had to leave, but it still sucks.

[03:04] <Judge> Yeah, I'm sure.

(3:04am) (DangerousOne) So, ELM

(3:04am) (ELM) I think Mark was right though. I wasn't really putting much into it since CF was over. Probably time to hang it up.

(3:04am) (DangerousOne) keeping up with DDR still?

[03:04] -> -#SWF- He fucking was solid. I don't care what he said about killing the ME.

(3:05am) (ELM) A bit! School's been picking up but I'm still getting out there.

[03:05] -> -#SWF- That doesn't mean you force a guy to retire.

(3:05am) (DangerousOne) Ahh

[03:05] -> -#SWF- The comparison to Hogan is just bullshit and you know it.

(3:06am) (ELM) I haven't been able to top many of my scores lately, but now that I'm not writing anymore I'll probably have a little more time to practice.

[03:06] -> -#SWF- Not ALL of us are masters of storylines like you. Sorry.

[03:07] -> -#SWF- I agreed with you on Stubby, but he wasn't Stubby.

[03:07] -> Ops #SWF: How am I doing?

(3:07am) (@Zed) DDR, huh?

(3:07am) (@Zed) ((EverythingAmp))¤((DDR - Boom Boom Dollar (Full Version)))¤((5m53s/5.42MB))¤((128Kbps/44kHz))¤((Played:12))

[03:07] -> -#SWF- You know how conceited that sounds? That's just fucked up.

(3:08am) (@Zed) I blame Thoth for his stupid video, and getting this song stuck in my head.

(3:08am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Excellent work.

(3:08am) (Thoth) Ha ha ha!

(3:08am) (ELM) Boom Boom Dollar! I did that last week.

(3:08am) (ELM) Thoth has a video? I need to come to chat more...

[03:08] -> -#SWF- And I'm sure Thoth had something to do with it.

(3:08am) (@Zed) It's 330 megs, man.

(3:09am) (ELM) Uh...wow. BBD is one of old favorites but I think that might be a little much.

[03:09] -> -#SWF- He was pissed that he didn't get a shot at the World because Tom was in the way.

[03:09] -> -#SWF- And ELM wouldn't risk it.

(3:09am) (ELM) Z, I passed MAX300 on Standard. That's my big claim lately, I guess...

[03:09] -> -#SWF- Which IS bullshit, but Thoth shouldn't have lobbied against him like he did.

(3:09am) (Quit) (a[way]poc^x) ([email protected]) (QUIT: BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding)

(3:10am) (@Zed) Oh yeah? Huh.

(3:10am) (@Zed) There's a DDR game coming out for Xbox, apparently. I'm not sure what to think of that.

(3:10am) (ELM) It got quiet in here. Where'd Kibagami go?

(3:10am) (@Zed) It's not Live supported, so I don't lose at something else in front of the world. Thankfully.

[03:10] -> -#SWF- Hey, I'm not really arguing that he shouldn't have left, but I don't like the way it was done.

(3:10am) (Action) * Kibagami is burning him some Sonic Youth.

(3:10am) (ELM) I read that. I'm skeptical myself. You'd think they'd use that with Live. Big sell.

(3:11am) (ELM) Sonic Youth?

[03:11] -> -#SWF- Poltiks are just something I avoid in general, man. You should know that.

[03:11] -> -#SWF- I've seen how they worked on Thor, and they piss me off. I only play them when I have to.

(3:12am) (Thoth) Zed, it IS live supported.

(3:12am) (@Zed) But not for online playing, you said.

(3:12am) (@Zed) For downloading new songs, or something.

(3:12am) (Thoth) Why would you need to play DDR online?

(3:12am) (Thoth) Think about it.

[03:12] -> -#SWF- Oh screw you, I did it ONCE.

(3:12am) (ELM) I'm getting so confused!

(3:12am) (Thoth) Yeah, new songs.

[03:12] -> -#SWF- And that was it.

[03:13] -> -#SWF- You really want to know?

(3:13am) (@Zed) Well, you'd think anything where you can face down other people would be a Live draw...

(3:13am) (@MrGalatea) I have a question, Z.

[03:13] -> -#SWF- *Judge sighs.

(3:13am) (@MrGalatea) How the fuck did the Caps blow it?

[03:13] <Judge> Nobody knows, G.

[03:13] <Judge> Nobody knows.

(3:13am) (ELM) Kibagami, has Mark showed you the website he's working on yet?

(3:13am) (@Kibagami) Can't say that he has.

(3:13am) (@Zed) Because they're the Capitals, G.

(3:14am) (@Kibagami) I saw the thread about website something something, but I haven't checked it out.

(3:14am) (@Kibagami) How does it look?

(3:14am) (@Zed) Only the Blues have choked more.

(3:14am) (ELM) It's kinda neat. I'm surprised he didn't show it to you already, though.

(3:14am) (@MrGalatea) Possibly.

(3:14am) (@MrGalatea) There's still one more game though.

[03:15] -> -Well,- remember when I got that WTC shot in the 4 way?

(3:15am) (@Kibagami) I don't really see Mark that often. He keeps a reasonably normal schedule, and I'm way too nocturnal for my own good.

[03:15] -> -#SWF- Well, remember when I got that WTC shot in the 4 way?

[03:15] -> -#SWF- That wasn't originally mine.

(3:15am) (@Kibagami) The last time I really talked to him was when I got clearance for the Carpenter thing.

(3:15am) (ELM) I thought you guys talked a lot.

[03:16] -> -#SWF- Crusen thought I was too green, but I got Thugg to vouch for me.

(3:16am) (ELM) Or at least that's the impression I got.

(3:16am) (Notice) (Zed) So, Silent.

[03:16] -> -#SWF- He put me in instead of Johnny, since we didn't know whether he was gonna stay around or not.

(3:16am) (Notice) (Zed) How much did you pay Edwin for this, again? :-D

(3:16am) (CIA) WHisper chats, ELM. Or else I'd be talkign up a storm in here, for about a minute.

(3:16am) (@Kibagami) Nah, not really.

[03:17] -> -#SWF- So I got my shot, got into the ME, and won.

(3:17am) (DangerousOne) WHAT

(3:17am) (ELM) Hey CIA. Didn't see you there.

[03:17] -> Ops #SWF: SCORE!

[03:17] -> Ops #SWF: =-D

(3:17am) (Notice) (Kibagami) We have a winner. And Z, he works for commission.

(3:17am) (ELM) Whisper chats?

(3:17am) (Notice) (MrGalatea) (Y)(Y)!

(3:18am) (Notice) (Zed) Ahso.

(3:18am) (ELM) Kibagami, I talk to Mark when he's at work. He said that he talked to you more days than not. Maybe I misunderstood...

(3:18am) (@Kibagami) Maybe he meant the PMs that set up the Aaron Carpenter run.

(3:19am) (ELM) No, it was something like last week when I last talked to him.

(3:19am) (Notice) (Zed) See, Edwin IMed me asking if I knew anything about DDR, so he could keep playing ELM. He seemed recessed. :-D

[03:19] -> -#SWF- Fuck, he's listening to us again. I'm going to IMs.

(3:19am) (CIA) We're all listening to you Judge. Stop broadcasting your whispers.

(3:20am) (DangerousOne) thats what I'm screaming

(3:20am) (ELM) Is anyone else on the Java chat? I must be missing something.

(3:21am) (CIA) I keep getting Judge's whispers in my applet windows, ELM.

(3:21am) (CIA) I don't kow why.

(3:21am) (DangerousOne) Java

(3:21am) (DangerousOne) ...

(3:22am) (@MrGalatea) Warm beer sucks.

(3:22am) (ELM) Yeah, I don't have the script...and I'm thinking that might be a bad thing

(3:22am) (@MrGalatea) I cast thee away!

(3:22am) (CIA) No, this is happening to me on the JAVA chat, ELM, since i Have to work out of a webcafe for now.

(3:22am) (@Kibagami) Beer is bad enough when you could be drinking vodka, but warm beer is truly the devil.

(3:23am) (@MrGalatea) Don't like vodka.

(3:23am) (@Kibagami) ....!

(3:23am) (CIA) The hell, you say!

(3:23am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Is Drew aware that we're fucking with Johnny?

(3:24am) (@MrGalatea) I think I'm outgrowing my drinking, actually.

(3:24am) (CIA) The HELL, yous ay!

(3:24am) (@MrGalatea) Gets kinda old after a while.

(3:24am) (ELM) I don't drink. High school and all.

[03:24] -> Ops #SWF: Okay, I said I was gonna talk on IMs, so have ELM blow up at Kibs or somethign.

(3:24am) (@Kibagami) My condolences.

(3:24am) (ELM) I never really wanted to anyway.

(3:25am) (@Kibagami) I said that, once.

(3:25am) (@MrGalatea) Perhaps I'm growing.

(3:25am) (CIA) It's funny to hear, huh, Kibs?

(3:25am) (ELM) Judge, what do they mean with the whispers thing?

[03:25] <Judge> Whisperign?

(3:25am) (@MrGalatea) Or perhaps I'm turning into a pussy.

(3:25am) (@MrGalatea) Probably the later.

[03:25] <Judge> It means like private talking.

[03:26] <Judge> And obviously mine hasn't been so private.

(3:26am) (ELM) Really. I wasn't seeing them. What did they say?

(3:26am) (Notice) (Kibagami) He beingz having plan.

[03:26] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Soggy Bottom Boys - I Am A Man With Constant Sorrow)(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 4m15s by reviving them 3 times)

(3:26am) (CIA) Doesn't matter,ELM. It's nothing important.

(3:26am) (@MrGalatea) Purple monkey dishwasher, of course.

(3:26am) (CIA) It was just annoying, more than anything.

(3:27am) (@Kibagami) Of course.

[03:27] <Judge> Fuck, I hope Toronto gets eliminated.

[03:27] <Judge> That would just make my week.

(3:27am) (CIA) Fuck, it'snot gonna happen.

(3:27am) (ELM) Are you sure?

(3:27am) (@MrGalatea) Same.

(3:27am) (CIA) Well, for me, anyway, yes.

(3:27am) (@Zed) I'm off, folks.

[03:27] <Judge> Later, Zed

(3:27am) (@Kibagami) Later on.

(3:27am) (@Zed) Too tired. Later.

(3:27am) (Quit) (Zed) (realityche@***.ed.shawcable.net) (QUIT: With your bitch slap rappin' and your cocain tongue, you get nuthin' done.)

(3:28am) (ELM) No, about the whispering thing.

(3:28am) (ELM) I kinda feel like I'm missing out or something.

[03:28] <Judge> CIA, hows that school working for you?

(3:29am) (ELM) Judge, can you stop ignoring me and give me a straight answer here?

(3:29am) (ELM) Or maybe you, Kibagami?

[03:29] <Judge> Ignoring you?

[03:29] <Judge> I'm just talking.

(3:30am) (ELM) All right...

[03:30] <Judge> But CIA, can you do a few suplexes yet?

(3:30am) (ELM) Wait, no, not all right. You're avoiding this.

[03:30] -> Ops #SWF: Roger that.

[03:31] -> Ops #SWF: I'm driving Johnny into conspiracies in whisper mode.

(3:31am) (ELM) I think I'm talking to a fucking wall.

(3:31am) (Notice) (Kibagami) We have to tell him at the end we're fucking with him, though. Can't have ELM and Mark all THAT pissed.

(3:31am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Act confused now.

[03:32] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Black Sabbath - Paranoid)(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 2m52s by reviving them 3 times)

(3:32am) (ELM) And it's suddenly very quiet.

(3:32am) (DangerousOne) uhh

(3:32am) (DangerousOne) what'd I do now, ELM?

[03:32] <Judge> ELM, just calm it.

(3:32am) (CIA) Judge,my trainign hasn't actually started. And when it does, first couple of classes will be all running, bumping, and wristlocks.

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(3:33am) (Topic) ((10:33pm) (+Evolution) I need to train for that Halo tournament. (10:35pm) (+Evolution) Though it's not anything big. It'd be nice to win. (10:35pm) (+Evolution) I'd get my picture in the school newspaper and shit. (10:35pm) (+Evolution) That's when the pussy comes rolling in, my friends.)

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[03:33] <Judge> Fuck.

[03:33] <Judge> What happened?

(3:34am) (@MrGalatea) I hear running the ropes leaves some gnarly welts on ya.

(3:34am) (CIA) That's what I hear, too. Gues I get to find out firt hand.

[03:35] <Judge> How big are the rings?

(3:35am) (@Kibagami) (3:39am) (Quit) (Judge) ([email protected].***) (Excess flood)

(3:35am) (@Kibagami) (3:39am) (ELM) Calm what??

(3:35am) (@Kibagami) (3:39am) (ELM) I'm calm. This is just fucked-up, I think.

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(3:35am) (@Kibagami) Your missage.

[03:35] <Judge> Okay.

(3:35am) (CIA) Should be an adventure. Not that being Homeless in TO for the last week hasn't been. Well, the one I'm gonna be training in looks like it's about twelve by twelve.

(3:35am) (ELM) I'm thinking some thoughts, Judge. Bad thoughts.

(3:35am) (ELM) That's what I'm trying to find out, Judge. If you catch my drift.

(3:36am) (ELM) So what is actually going on here?

[03:36] <Judge> What's going on where?

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(3:36am) (Topic) ((10:33pm) (+Evolution) I need to train for that Halo tournament. (10:35pm) (+Evolution) Though it's not anything big. It'd be nice to win. (10:35pm) (+Evolution) I'd get my picture in the school newspaper and shit. (10:35pm) (+Evolution) That's when the pussy comes rolling in, my friends.)

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(3:36am) (ELM) In the fucking fed, Judge!

(3:36am) (ELM) Dammit!

[03:36] <Judge> Fuck, my fucking connection!

(3:37am) (CIA) What do you mean, ELM? Just an ordinary day in chat. I'm talkign about the fact that I've enrolled in wrestling school in TO, Judge can't keep his private thought sprivate, and Zed isn't getting enough sleep. Nothing odd about that.

[03:37] <Judge> ELM, stop fuckign freaking out!

[03:37] <Judge> I'm going to kick you if you don't stop it.

(3:37am) (ELM) Christ, I'm sorry. I'm just a little concerned lately considering the fed, all right?

(3:37am) (Action) * Kibagami would like to take this time to interject a "What the fuck?" before returning to his music.

[03:37] <Judge> God.

(3:38am) (ELM) Kibagami, come off it. You're conspicuously silent here.

(3:38am) (ELM) No pun intended.

(3:39am) (@Kibagami) I'm trying to burn another four CDs and you're complaining about something nebulous that I'm not aware of, apparently.

(3:39am) (@Kibagami) Haven't got much to contribute.

(3:39am) (ELM) Hello???

(3:39am) (CIA) Yes?

(3:39am) (ELM) I don't buy that...

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(3:40am) (Kick) (#SWF) (Kibagami) (Kicked) (ELM) (And now, you don't have to.)

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[03:41] <Judge> Well that was smart.

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(3:41am) (Nick) (IGNWFScript2) (to) (Magnifico)

(3:41am) (CIA) What was with him? And that won't help, Kibs.

(3:41am) (@Kibagami) And here, to present the award for Giant Fucking Tool Of The Night Award....

(3:41am) (Magnifico) Johnny.

(3:41am) (Nick) (Magnifico) (to) (Edwin)

(3:42am) (Edwin) We are officially fuckign with you.

(3:42am) (@Kibagami) Yes.

[03:42] <Judge> (Y)!

(3:42am) (@Kibagami) Yes, we are.

(3:42am) (Edwin) =D

[03:42] * Judge gives high fives all around.

[03:42] <Judge> That was great, great fun.

(3:42am) (Edwin) No hard feelings. I will now go to bed.

(3:42am) (Edwin) Goodnight all.

[03:42] <Judge> Night

(3:42am) (@Kibagami) Night.

(3:42am) (Quit) (Edwin) (IGNWF1.5@***.bootp.Virginia.EDU) (Connection reset by peer)

(3:43am) (Topic) (And now, your Tool Of The Week: (3:40am) (DangerousOne) I mean did someone say... ELM you must retire?) (Kibagami)

[03:43] * Judge thought that was a great team effort.

(3:43am) (DangerousOne) ...

(3:44am) (@Kibagami) That was really a touching piece of teamwork.

[03:44] <Judge> Don't worry, Johnny, no politics here.

(3:44am) (DangerousOne) wait a second

(3:44am) (DangerousOne) WTF

(3:44am) (DangerousOne) hey thats like... no fair

[03:44] <Judge> That was awe inspirign.

(3:44am) (@Kibagami) You just got OWNED.

[03:44] * Judge wants his God Damn Oscar now.

(3:44am) (@Kibagami) O to the W to the N to the E to the motherfucking D, OWNED.

(3:44am) (DangerousOne) ...

(3:44am) (DangerousOne) you guys have too much free time

[03:45] <Judge> Actually, we made it all up on the fly.

(3:45am) (@Kibagami) Pretty much.

[03:45] <Judge> I just couldn't get the right hook until I mentioned my title shot.

[03:45] <Judge> =-D

(3:45am) (@Kibagami) That was beautiful work.

[03:46] <Judge> Someday, Johnny, you yourself may pull one of these.

(3:46am) (@Kibagami) The Hogan comparison bit was very nice as well.

(3:46am) (DangerousOne) I didn't even notice you mentioning a title shot

(3:46am) (@Kibagami) No he won't.

(3:46am) (DangerousOne) ...

[03:46] * Judge gives high fivdes.

[03:46] <Judge> *fives

(3:46am) (@Kibagami) (3:22am) (Notice) (#SWF) (Judge) So I got my shot, got into the ME, and won.

(3:46am) (@Kibagami) (3:22am) (DangerousOne) WHAT

(3:46am) (@Kibagami) (3:51am) (DangerousOne) I didn't even notice you mentioning a title shot

(3:46am) (DangerousOne) oh that one

[03:46] <Judge> Ja

(3:47am) (@Kibagami) And besides, you totally bought the idea of me controlling the fed behind the scenes.

(3:47am) (@Kibagami) C'mon, now.

[03:47] <Judge> CIA didn't know about it for a while.

(3:47am) (@Kibagami) Just...c'mon.

(3:47am) (DangerousOne) shut up Silent

[03:47] <Judge> Kibs exerting effort?

(3:47am) (DangerousOne) it could happen

[03:47] <Judge> That's just not him.

(3:47am) (@Kibagami) ....you really believe that.

(3:47am) (DangerousOne) ...

(3:47am) (@Kibagami) I don't have a word for you.

(3:47am) (DangerousOne) well look at other feds

(3:47am) (@Kibagami) Wait, I do.

(3:47am) (@Kibagami) OWNED

[03:47] * Judge is going to leave script open just so he can copy this for future generations.

(3:47am) (DangerousOne) Grr

(3:48am) (DangerousOne) no way

(3:48am) (DangerousOne) thats not right

(3:48am) (@Kibagami) This is right up there with that chat transcript that Munich bitched about.

[03:48] <Judge> Damn... this was just awesome

(3:48am) (DangerousOne) not really

[03:48] <Judge> I mean, just SO FUCKING awesome.

(3:49am) (DangerousOne) how long did it take you to finally get me to notice you

[03:49] <Judge> Sorry, it was like being in a spy movie.

(3:49am) (@Kibagami) (DangerousOne) I look like a dumbass in this, it cannot be cool

[03:49] <Judge> A while.

(3:49am) (DangerousOne) then five minutes of Judge BSing

(3:49am) (DangerousOne) pfft

[03:49] <Judge> I'd been doing the conspiracy stuff for an hour and a half.

[03:49] <Judge> Then we talked for about 20 minutes.

(3:50am) (@MrGalatea) Oh, it was funny, Johnny.

(3:50am) (@MrGalatea) Not so much for you, I suppose.

(3:50am) (@Kibagami) Tell me you still have most of that whisper convo, Judge.

(3:50am) (@Kibagami) MVS was in the JL because of ME!

(3:50am) (DangerousOne) it was mostly Judge

[03:50] <Judge> Yeah.

(3:50am) (@Kibagami) Not because he sucks dick!

(3:50am) (@Kibagami) Because of ME!!

[03:50] <Judge> I said the same for Thor. That you didn't allow him to improve.

(3:50am) (DangerousOne) what you shared it with them, Judge?

(3:50am) (Nick) (Kibagami) (to) (Greater_Power)

[03:50] <Judge> Or something such like that.

(3:50am) (@Greater_Power) IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

(3:50am) (Nick) (Greater_Power) (to) (Kibagami)

[03:50] <Judge> Some of it.

(3:51am) (@Kibagami) This was extremely well-coordinated.

(3:51am) (@Kibagami) Especially when you consider that it's 4am here.

(3:51am) (DangerousOne) (2:25am) (Judge) But it really does suck that ELM got booted out pretty much.

(3:51am) (DangerousOne) you had to say that before you got me

[03:51] <Judge> But you followed.

(3:51am) (DangerousOne) so at any rate

(3:52am) (DangerousOne) GrRRrrrRRrrRR

(3:52am) (DangerousOne) ..!.. Judge

[03:52] <Judge> And that's all that matters!

[03:52] <Judge> =-D

(3:52am) (DangerousOne) Judge

(3:52am) (@Kibagami) He bought that shit hook, line, and sinker.

(3:52am) (DangerousOne) your going to loose for that one

[03:52] <Judge> (MotherOfTheMag7AMP)(Listening to Sweet Victory)(Judge protects JL Mag 7 members in chat for 2m10s by reviving them 6 times)

(3:52am) (@Kibagami) I believe the actual rod may have been purchased as well.

(3:52am) (DangerousOne) why yall gotta hate on me for?

(3:52am) (DangerousOne) what did i do

(3:53am) (DangerousOne) Im just sitting here doing tax efiling

[03:53] <Judge> We don't hate you.

(3:53am) (DangerousOne) I didn;t do anything absurd... toaday

[03:53] <Judge> We were just bored.

[03:53] <Judge> And we said "Hell, why not?"

(3:53am) (@MrGalatea) See it as inspiration.

(3:53am) (@MrGalatea) Now you get to get him back even worse!

(3:53am) (DangerousOne) ok

(3:53am) (DangerousOne) now JUdge

(3:54am) (@Kibagami) Yes, we would never, ever, EVER fuck with you for an hour and a half because you had the self-absorbed gall to question the competence of both Stevens and Z because you didn't win a match.

(3:54am) (DangerousOne) how do you do that notice thing

(3:54am) (@Kibagami) That would just be mean.

* /notice: insufficient parameters

[03:54] <Judge> [/notice

(3:54am) (DangerousOne) Silent, like I said before

[03:54] <Judge> I mean, [/notice #SWF

(3:54am) (DangerousOne) I should have the write to ask, or question

(3:54am) (DangerousOne) I mean ... why not?

(3:54am) (DangerousOne) how else you going to find out why you lost

(3:54am) (CIA) Johnny, do you want me to vent my spleen AGAIN, only not in whispers? I explained this shit to you.

(3:55am) (@Kibagami) "Maybe he had one too many brewskis".

(3:55am) (@Kibagami) Fuck off, Johnny.

(3:55am) (CIA) And I don't really feel like typing FUCK that much anymore.

(3:55am) (@Kibagami) I'm not interested in whatever rationalizing you want to do.

(3:55am) (DangerousOne) you brought it up

(3:55am) (DangerousOne) not me

(3:55am) (DangerousOne) for the 2nd time tonight

(3:55am) (@Kibagami) I explained to you why we decided to make a larger tool than usual out of you.

(3:55am) (CIA) No, Johnny. You posted ont he boards, and thus, YOU brought it up. Now stop whining like a baby, and live with the box YOU opened.

(3:55am) (@Kibagami) Doesn't require a long-winded reply on your part.

(3:56am) (DangerousOne) you all bring it up, then get mad when i roast you

(3:56am) (@Kibagami) Again, you really believe that you roast me.

(3:56am) (@MrGalatea) Bahahahahaha.

(3:56am) (@Kibagami) Nobody here gives a fuck about what you have to say. Now, refer to my earlier "fuck off" for all your future questions.

(3:56am) (CIA) Roast us? Shit, son, you must not have been listening for hte last half hour while I dissected every argument you have, and the fact that you TRIED to back out of the conversation cause you didn't have a counter is roasting me? I'll have to re-write the definition.

[03:56] <Judge> Okay, I'm out. Later people.

(3:57am) (DangerousOne) CIA

(3:57am) (@Kibagami) Later on, Judge.

 

Johnny Whispering with Me (Judge)

(3:17am) (DangerousOne) I had a title shot spot?

(3:17am) (DangerousOne) son of a bitch

<Judge> What?

(3:17am) (Notice) (Kibagami) If Johnny doesn't buy it, Edwin doesn't get paid.

(3:18am) (DangerousOne) this caught my attention

(3:18am) (DangerousOne) (2:16am) (Notice) (#SWF) (Judge) He put me in instead of Johnny, since we didn't know whether he was gonna stay around or not.

(3:18am) (DangerousOne) and Z tries to say there is nothing going on "behind the scenes"

(3:18am) (DangerousOne) pfft

<Judge> What?! We didn't know!

(3:18am) (DangerousOne) ?

(3:19am) (DangerousOne) we what

<Judge> They didn't know if you were for-sure going to stick around.

<Judge> I definitely was.

<Judge> Who would YOU take the risk on?

(3:19am) (DangerousOne) I can't help when I look up and see my name plastered

(3:20am) (DangerousOne) you act like im evesdropping

(3:20am) (DangerousOne) which Im not

(3:20am) (DangerousOne) risk on who can prove it in the ring

(3:21am) (DangerousOne) not because Silent has influence or whatever

(3:21am) (DangerousOne) BUT

(3:21am) (DangerousOne) <---- me does not care that you got a title shot before me, Judge

(3:21am) (DangerousOne) I was just asking

<Judge> Okay.

(3:22am) (DangerousOne) however... politics don't belong in a efed... thats how shit goes downhill

(3:22am) (DangerousOne) quick

(3:22am) (DangerousOne) ; )

<Judge> But it really does suck that ELM got booted out pretty much.

(3:25am) (Notice) (Kibagami) pretend you're trying to fix the script or something.

(3:26am) (DangerousOne) ...

<Judge> ?

(3:26am) (DangerousOne) booted?

(3:26am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Edwin says to ignore him now, Judge.

<Judge> Well, forced out.

(3:26am) (DangerousOne) Why? For being a damn good champion?

(3:26am) (DangerousOne) If they should boot anyone out...

(3:26am) (DangerousOne) <-----

(3:26am) (DangerousOne) not ELM

(3:26am) (Notice) (Kibagami) Don't say a word. This is going to be good.

<Judge> Well, Kibs and Thoth thought he was killing the fed.

(3:27am) (DangerousOne) thats their opinon

<Judge> Well, Thoth owns the boards.

(3:27am) (Notice) (Zed) I'm going to drop because I'm reading through water, right now. Tell me how this ends up, boys.

(3:27am) (DangerousOne) and since when did the two of them buy up enough Stock to control everything

<Judge> And Kibs has a lot more power than you know.

(3:27am) (DangerousOne) pfft

(3:27am) (DangerousOne) Why

<Judge> Kibs?

<Judge> He's Kliq.

(3:28am) (DangerousOne) hes a loud mouthed arrogant chip on his shoulder punk

<Judge> How do you think he got that storyline?

(3:28am) (DangerousOne) he thinks his way is always the right way

<Judge> You'd have to be friends with some high people for tha.

(3:28am) (DangerousOne) and its not so

(3:28am) (DangerousOne) what storyline?

<Judge> Storyline?

<Judge> The big one over the summer.

<Judge> Where it centered all on HIM>

(3:29am) (DangerousOne) with Edwin?

<Judge> Yeah.

(3:29am) (DangerousOne) umm

<Judge> And Wilson and the entire carnival?

(3:29am) (DangerousOne) him and Edwin got together

(3:29am) (DangerousOne) planned it

<Judge> Pfft.

<Judge> Man, you have no clue.

<Judge> That fucked over so many storylines you wouldn't believe.

(3:30am) (DangerousOne) Well if Thoth and Kibs have so much power... I am always bickering with those two clowns. Why haven't I been forced out?

(3:30am) (Notice) (Kibagami) He's going to go off for a while, then I'll jump in at an opportune time.

<Judge> Because you don't do much as is.

(3:30am) (DangerousOne) ...

(3:30am) (DangerousOne) thanx

<Judge> Well, are you World Champ?

<Judge> I mean, as they saw it, ELM held down the future.

(3:31am) (Notice) (Kibagami) He's going to kirk the fuck out when we're done.

(3:31am) (DangerousOne) why because he kept winning?

<Judge> If he didn't leave, where would we be?

<Judge> How do you think TNT got the belt?

(3:32am) (DangerousOne) he wrote the better match

(3:32am) (DangerousOne) ?

<Judge> Johnny... think about it.

<Judge> ELM. TNT>

(3:33am) (DangerousOne) i don;t want too

<Judge> Who would YOU think would win.

<Judge> Why don't you think he posted his match?

(3:33am) (Notice) (MrGalatea) Remember if you do any more public whispering to act like you're talking to Silent, 'cause everyone knows I wouldn't care.

(3:33am) (DangerousOne) cause there is none

(3:33am) (DangerousOne) ?

<Judge> No, there was one. King asked him not to post it to stop any controvesy.

<Judge> This whole thing, man...

(3:34am) (DangerousOne) is BS

(3:34am) (DangerousOne) ?

<Judge> I suppose.

(3:35am) (DangerousOne) So your telling me

<Judge> Why do you think ELM has been gradually going down hill since CF?

(3:35am) (DangerousOne) IF anyone new gets the world title and goes on an ELM streak... we will be forced out?

<Judge> Because Tom was supposed to win.

<Judge> No, if they start to kill the ME in Silent and Thoth's eyes.

(3:36am) (DangerousOne) but King is in charge not them

(3:37am) (DangerousOne) please don't tell me that one of the most straight markers there is, is letting Silent and Thoth rule his decision on a match

(3:37am) (DangerousOne) and if Silent has so much say, he should not be allowed to have this ringer in the JL

(3:37am) (DangerousOne) thats unfair to the newer guys

<Judge> Why do you think people like MVS were held down thre for so long?

(3:39am) (DangerousOne) because MVS couldn't get with the program. Just when he started doing good he sliped

(3:39am) (DangerousOne) then gradually came back up

<Judge> No, he was good enough during the summer as well.

<Judge> He got shitty bookign for while after that.

<Judge> Same with Thor.

(3:40am) (DangerousOne) does ELM know?

<Judge> He's never had a chance to develop cause Kibs said keep him where he is.

<Judge> I doubt it.

<Judge> ELM isn't around much.

(3:40am) (DangerousOne) I mean did someone sat.. ELM you must retire?

<Judge> Not them.

<Judge> But King started pushing him.

(3:40am) (DangerousOne) ouch

<Judge> He doesn't know about Silent and them.

(3:42am) (DangerousOne) umm ok

<Judge> lol

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I also do bat mitzvahs.

[Guest Kibagami]

Thank you, thank you. We'll be here all week, folks.

 

K.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Whatever...this doesn't even come close to the super flame war that me, TBS, Edwin, Thoth...fuck, I can't remember who was in it...but that fake flame war was WAY better than this!

 

And it's hard to decipher what was happening until you read the whisper.

 

Da "part of the 2 greatest flame wars ever...one real, one fake" H

[Guest Powerplay]

Whatever...this doesn't even come close to the super flame war that me, TBS, Edwin, Thoth...fuck, I can't remember who was in it...but that fake flame war was WAY better than this!

 

And it's hard to decipher what was happening until you read the whisper.

 

Da "part of the 2 greatest flame wars ever...one real, one fake" H

OH YEAH! I'm gonna look that one up as well.

 

Edit: Found it!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Damn...i was trying to find it!

 

Thanks!

 

Da "gonna go in the way back machine for a while" H

[Guest kelloggs]

::stops earning the duckets for a minute::

 

Meh, it was barely entertaining.

 

::returns to drawing on Auto-Cad::

 

Oh yeah, Johnny tell Judge to eat a bag of dicks. It'll make you feel better.

 

M. "Believes Z really runs all the 'behind the scenes' action" Francis

 

How esle can you explain him knowing EVERYTHING that happened in the fed before he even got on CC AND he would never tell me... the bastard. I guess when I was writing, I should have had more conversations with him on Aim than, "unban me from chat you bastard"...

 

 

 

 

 

Nah.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Oh man, the fake flame war was great. It's always good to know that Merc still uses "Eat a bag of dicks" in his common lexicon to this very day.

[Guest Beezel]

It is not too easy to know everything. Simply easier to know nothing.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Memories... haha.

[Guest realitycheck]

Well, the fake flamewar was excellent. Mostly because EVERYONE bought it 100%, including myself.

 

I thought this was pretty good, too, though. *shrug* Maybe because I was in on it the whole time?

 

-Z

And Mak, I don't run the fed. I just have good connections. Really.

 

::counts the bills from Craven for making sure he got hold of Mak's US title::

 

::conspires more against Mak, before he figures it all out::

[Guest redbaron51]

*steps in the SWF Folder*

 

Ah the old flame war thread

 

*leaves scene*

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Whatever...this doesn't even come close to the super flame war that me, TBS, Edwin, Thoth...fuck, I can't remember who was in it...but that fake flame war was WAY better than this!

Damnit, OC and I started it, and yet we get no recognition.

 

I still get a monthly paycheck for that, too!

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Yup, this is why I avoid chat at all costs.

 

Who was doing the shitty impersonation of me in that conversation?

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

That was me. It was an intensely bad effort, but since you do avoid chat at all costs, I was able to mask how ridiculously off-base and inaccurate I was. You should have seen me desperately shooting IMs off to Thoth and Z trying to find out god-knows-anything about DDR.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Heh. Well, I appreciate the effort.

 

And I can *so* pass Max 300 on Heavy.

[Guest realitycheck]

Yeah, I'd still like to know why Edwin IMed me about DDR. I'm part of the SNKult! Not the Dance Dance Revolution... uh, Revolution.

 

-Z

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Don't feel bad. It was mostly because Thoth didn't answer immediately. You weren't my number one choice for nerd, Z. Let that be something you wear proudly.

[Guest Thoth]

You can pass MAX300 on Heavy?

 

Fuck. You're better than me.

[Guest The Superstar]

 

 

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Heh. Well, I appreciate the effort.

 

And I can *so* pass Max 300 on Heavy. 

I've only managed to pass it once and just barely at it. My current pain is the one Des-Row song, Heavy Doubles. It doesn't help that newly developed allergies force me to blow up halfway through songs.

 

Oh and in KoF 2002, Rugal is such a cheap f'n bitch with his Genocide Cutter...

[Guest Crowe]

Ah, entertaining transcript that was. Well done to the participants... I only wish I was in there when it happened.