Weirdest Thing You've Seen at a concert

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

in the middle of the whole thing...it became seats vs. seats vs. lawn vs. lawn... with people just throwing things in every damn direction...

 

I wanna go back and do it again but my cashflow is hindered

[Guest swan]

It just dawned on me why my parents hated me going to concerts.

[Guest swan]

I got another. Horde Fest in I think 96 at Alpine Valley, WI. As luck would have it we parked next to a van with a nitrous tank. Well to cover up the sound of the balloons being filled so we wouldn't attract law enforcement officials I would crank my car stereo. Sadly my CD changer didn't fit the show we were at so the sounds of Napalm Death, Morbid Angel, and others were blasted. Me and my car load were given an unlimited supply for the assistance.

 

Another time we went to a New Duncan Imperial show. I'd call 'em hillbilly punk. Anyways they wanted to crown DeKalb's sexiest women. Chicks got on stage and if you were lucky would strip a little. We are sitting in the back at the bar drinking some brews and all the sudden my buddy Berge, all 6'2 350 lbs of him, jumps on stage. The band tells him to go for it and breaks into song. My buddy strips off all his clothes to his boxers, grabs a guitar and sticks it between his legs and skips around stage like he his riding a horse, all the while his dick is hanging out his shorts. Well to make a long story short the fucker won. He got CD's, T-shirts, tickets and other shit. And best of all, I had a camera. HAHAHA.

[Guest Crazy Dan]

I went to a New Year's Primus gig a few years ago. And the Melvins and Mr. Bungle were the supporting bands. During Mr. Bungle's set, Mike Patton, the lead singer, took of his shoe, proceeded to urinate in it and then drink it!! I was very disturbed to say the least. Fortunately Primus put on an awesome set, which made me forget what I had witnessed.

[Guest Choken One]

Hell...Scott Stapp does that all the time...

[Guest Walter Sobzak]

at a Dropkick Muphys show, a group of skinhead vegans picking fights with anyone wearing leather.

 

This was in California, I guess it'd have to be.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I went to a New Year's Primus gig a few years ago. And the Melvins and Mr. Bungle were the supporting bands

 

That's a fucking AWESOME lineup. Where was this?

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Jesus Fucking Christ on a Crutch. Primus. Melvins. Mr. Bungle. I would pay untold amounts for that. Course, in England, I have a choice between finch and whichever tired old Madchester band has reformed this week.

[Guest Scalded Dog]

Haha, Finch sucks.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Haha, Finch sucks.

Finch isn't that bad...but there are too many bands with that sound right now.

[Guest Scalded Dog]

Finch fans are between 200-250 pounds

[Guest saturnmark4life]

It's emo. At the drive in were good, AFI are the best thing that's remotely near to it, (though I'm fairly sick of them now) but it is the worst, most annoying, least varied, screamy flow of redundant SHIT that has ever blemished the music industry. Ever.

[Guest WhenDanSaysJump]

Weirdest thing? Without a doubt the double spinarooni that myself and my friend Ryan did. In the middle of a pit.

[Guest Choken One]

Huh...Ive seen People do the Worm at Metal Concerts...

[Guest Crazy Dan]

I went to a New Year's Primus gig a few years ago. And the Melvins and Mr. Bungle were the supporting bands

 

That's a fucking AWESOME lineup. Where was this?

The concert was at the Henry J. Kaiser Auditorium in Oakland. December 31, 1992.

[Guest Galactic Gigolo]

I do freelance work for a lot of college papers along with writing for FlicksXXXPosed, so I get in for free at any concert I want. As a result, I've been going to a lot of stupid fucking concerts lately where the crowd is more entertaining than the band.

 

- The mosh pit at Biohazard was really weird. They weren't really hitting each other. They were just doing the stupid moshing where you do kicks that don't touch the other people, and dumb, dumb, shit.

 

- ICP last Saturday was fucking great. This real shy girl from my school who I gave a ride to split up with us once we got there because I do photography and shit. At point, I look into the crowd and there she is, on someone's shoulders, showing her boobs. There was also a girl who cut the sleeves off her shirt so the shirt was right above the nipple and she was showing them to anyone who asked.

 

- I went to Margaret Cho's new comedy tour last Thursday. If you've heard of her, you're probably aware that a good portion of her audience is homosexual. I never realized just how much of it is. Everywhere around me, LISPS! Not to mention that we had fifth row seats, and I guess her publicist didn't give out the five or six seats next to us, because it was empty. My friend and I made a conscious effort to sit as far apart as possible. Also, the guy behind me kept saying, "Ohh my God, that is so true," full lisp and all.

 

- Sadly, nothing else beyond that realm has really happened. I rarely can go to shows f'ed up anymore as I sometimes have to do publicity shit prior or after the shows, so that kind of ruins the fun with some bands.

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

It's not so much weird as it is cool. Max Cavalera, during a Soulfly set notices guys groping this one chick and stares right at them and in the almighty ape grunt of his says menacingly "Do it again and I will take you to hell with a fist bitch" It worked needless to say.

 

Kerry King during numerous Slayer shows just making an ass out of himself because he's plowed. He's not much better sober as he spends the whole set trying to look "scary" and procedes to suceed in looking like a huge cliche. Anyways he's doing his whole "I am metal, look how fuckin metal I am" and someone just absolutely nails him with a gigantic cup of what was apparently chew and piss. I laughed.

 

And finally at a Manson show, some kid was somehow doing cartwheels on top of the ground. I'm not exactly sure how he was doing this but in any case, it looked cool