Guest Report post Posted March 23, 2002 Teletubbies are typically around 1.2 - 1.6 metres tall, and humanoid. Coloration is varied, but always garish. Movement is clumsy - similar to that of a small person in a highly restrictive outfit. All Teletubbies have a cranial protrusion that extends vertically and can vary widely in shape and size between different specimens. Its purpose is uncertain but it has been seen to glow on activation of the abdominal television, leading some experts to speculate that it is some form of signal receiving apparatus. Teletubbies can also be identified by the unending stream of nonsense emerging from their mouths. Identification on this criterion alone, however, is not recommended, as there is a possibility of confusion with the GMTV presenter (Homo moronis). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted March 23, 2002 LET US NOT FORGET THE PHALLIC SHOWERHEADS THAT SPROUT FROM THE ASTROTURF TO GIVE SULIMINAL ORDERS TO THE TELETUBBIES.THERE ALSO SEEM TO BE A SURPLUS OF RABBITS HOPPING AROUND.A VACCUM-ELEPHANT TROLLS AROUND LOOKING FOR TUBBY TOAST.A STRANGE HAPPY FACE FOOD SUBSTANCE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
